Seven Minutes In Evan

In this episode we talk about the passing of the great Charlie Daniels and the legendary song "The devil went down to Georgia" that influenced my life so hard growing up. How I am the American dream. How weird Hollywood is with virtue signaling and people spinning their wheels with helping. How weird it was that on the fourth of July showing patriotism was shamed. And welcome back Bubonic plague!

In this episode we are all over the place talking about the necessity of building your own boat to be able to do what you love. We talk about how Ellen DeGeneres smells like Tuna.. Most likely. As well as why people are shitty comedians because they haven't built their own boat. Should we be worried about swine flu? Also we talk about the craziness of the 6 part mini series Waco on Texas.

In this episode we talk about so much quality content! We discuss Adele and the beautifulness of sad songs. I also break down the spider assassination that has been attempted on my life. People and their weird face mask baggage. This weird virtue signaling of equality in irrational ways that doesn’t lead to real change. The idea that people argue to win arguments rather than solve problems.

In this episode we talk about how simple life was during the area 51 alien raids. Elmer Fudd gets a full makeover that will do more harm than good. The hypocrisy of cancel culture. My high school is changing their mascot and I want to be the one that designs the new one & so much more.

In this episode we discuss the tearing down the statues all cross America. Cancel culture second wave. Coronavirus still in first wave. We need to hold people accountable for clickbait articles. Why we need real independence and have our own businesses. Hallelujah! 50 episodes!

In this episode we discuss the origin of the term BARS. People shouldn't be able to call me to talk about what I say in the podcast. The semantics of all lives matter vs black lives matter argument. Republican party and democratic party are dividing the country. We need to unite. Why is capital hill trying to be a season of the walking dead. The Mayan calendar. In 20 years my kids will say I'm ign...

I'm coming out! DJs at EDM festivals. People on cocaine, Dave Chappelle's new special is amazing. People treat politics like football teams. Some great ideas are coming out of the protests. Goombayah my people.

I don't even know the relevance of the title. But it sounded good. We discuss the weirdness in America and the fact that everyone argues over semantics and the details and interpretations that don't matter. Social media is a swamp. What you see isn't the majority.

The life of a pirate and my journey & time with Ventura College Swimming with Coach Baratte

In this episode we talk about how crazy things have been and the virtue signaling on social media. The exploitation of the music industry. I don't like shame and I don't like guilt as a catalyst to motivate people for action. The lessons from history. A cultural restart. Real change.

Well these are hard times. What the right answer and solution to these problems are I don't know but I know change has to happen and it will take time and focused consistent efforts into a better world.

In this episode we talk about people who own snakes and flush pets down toilets as well as me accepting my dog with all her dog shelter induced tendencies. The tiring of dating latinas. We do a deep dive into the dark world of Mario Brothers. & I unveil my belief in magic!

In this episode we discuss a lot of crazy stuff from the protests with people feeling like they are losing freedom to why its so dumb to call people sheep. When I had an army recruiter call me under not so good of circumstances.

In this episode I air my interview with Robert Quindaro from Leashless Brewing where we have some giggles! I also talk about Israel Kamakawiwo and his amazing music as well as the current state of music. I metaphorically ride Joe Rogan's nuts for most of the rest of the episode talking about how big it is that he signed with Spotify and what this means for the current state of podcasting and socia...

In this episode we talk about about my short horror movie on Instagram and why I want to be in a horror movie, Hollywood keeps hoodwinking me with auditions, Ryan seacrest is a weird dude and a robot, How will we open back up as a society, Why I want to live off the land and not have entitled kids. What are zoonotic diseases and how do they play into this and so much more!

In this episode we talk about the latin spice influence of 90's artists like Ricky Martin & Enrique Iglesias. The stay at home order extended. Souplantation is closing! Take sizzler instead! Robert Pattinson doesn't wanna workout to be Batman. Okay boomer. Why do people delete their social media account like they are retiring from the NBA or breaking up with us? & mooooore

In this episode we talk about my new podcast set up! Momma we made it! UFC 249 breakdown and results. The importance of live events and what it does to our brain with problem solving. Or something like that. Being responsible for our own health after this pandemic.

In this episode we talk about some of my favorite scary movies and scary movies in general. We talk about what the elf did Elon Musk just name his son? Thanking the real heroes during this pandemic. Finally UFC 249! We have a fight talk!

In this episode we discuss the history of star wars and my love for the nostalgic universe. Are actors really worthless as a lot of people are saying during this pandemic. Don't worry about coronavirus now we have murder hornets! Mike Tyson hitting the pads and gearing up for a fight and so much more!

In this episode we break down how silly some conspiracies are and I unveil my very special Bill Gates Microsoft Xbox Call of Duty conspiracy theory of why Bill Gates caused this pandemic. The Pentagon in an effort to distract us releases footage of UFOs, What if aliens are real what kind of world does that look like? I have a sexy alien conspiracy theory as well!

In this episode we talk about how moms on Facebook share the most clickbait in man kind. They are opening the beaches and it feels like the movie Jaws. I have a universal healthcare proposition and am running for president. I watch trash tv now with 90 day fiancé and I love it. Quarantine movie recommendations and so much more!

In this episode we discuss a lot from the ridiculousness of my name and being gay gold in Puerto Rico was the only time I was ever considered exotic. We talk about Once upon a time in Hollywood and Quentin Tarantino as a filmmaker. We talk about derivative work in general and now with so much content its hard to have unique premises. People are getting all the shelter dogs! 

In this episode we talk about an array of things from 4/20 stereotypes with Marijuana. Terrible marijuana games that people play in high school. What is this new thing called Pandemic anxiety? Is it real? I caaaan't with some of these conspiracy theories about this pandemic. Falling back in love with music and so much more! 

In this episode I talk to my comedy classmate Joshua Wallenstein a hilarious comedian & writer. We talk about being deep in the trenches of comedy mics & shows. Talking about some of our fun experiences doing stand up and bombing hard on stage. We talk about what it is like to be quarantined in New York right now and Josh being my gay son.

In this episode I remote podcast with the one and only Sam Tello. A Bboy who is a vulture for culture running subculturevulture entertainment. We talk about the world of tiktok. We talk about our experiences with Coronavirus and the current system of healthcare in America. We go off on wild rabbit holes. Enjoy Peter Rabbit.