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Pop a pill, turn your ankle, and stare at a big cat. Or, just work out the opposite of a cobblestone, of Viagra, and of a tiger. Upto you. Don't share. Don't enjoy.

If Mario looks at his reflection in a glass, is what looks back at him a Spitting Image of himself? I mean, there's no way of knowing, so instead we work out the opposite of those things. Don't share. Don't enjoy.

Sitting in the car, sucking on a slice of frozen banana, dreaming one day of winning a gold medal. Alas, they don't give out gold medals for working out the opposite of things that don't have a natural opposite. Don't share. Don't enjoy.

Could capturing a puffin be an Olympic sport? I mean, that's a stupid question, but it's no more stupid than working out the opposite of things that don't have a natural opposite. Don't share. Don't enjoy.

What better way to spend your sunny summer's day than to chug back an Irn-Bru, with a Corndog and some cucumber, and wash it all down with some nasal spray? No. Let's do the opposite of that instead then. Don't like, don't share.

Let's sit on the stairs near a phone box, wearing our best stripey tops, and talk of the time we worked out the opposite of all those things. Don't share. Don't enjoy.

Can you eat cat food on Saturn whilst reading a dictionary? Who knows? We certainly don't. But we CAN work out the opposite of those things if you like. Don't share, and don't enjoy.

What if the mail carrier was delivering you some jelly, but dropped it all over your grass? That would be a nightmare. Don't mail jelly. Instead, join us in working out the opposite of those things. Don't share, and certainly don't enjoy.

Would a witch eat a Ginger Nut in June? Well, that's a question for another podcast, because it's our task to work out the opposite of those things. Don't share. Don't enjoy.

An eclectic mix this week, as we work out the opposite of a coat hanger, the opposite of a pangolin, and the opposite of Ibuprofen. Don't share, and don't enjoy.

Don't cry into your beer, look there's a delightful Quokka over there smiling at us. What a way to spend the day as we work out the opposite of all those things. Don't share this.

Slip your biro in your shirt pocket, put your deely boppers on nice and straight, then clamber on to your space hopper and bounce on down to the funkiest podcast about opposites in town.

Which is more deadly? A USB stick? The Death Star? Or nail clippers? There's no way of knowing, so instead we just work out the opposite of those things. It's more fun anyway. Don't share.

What happens when an otter plays Swingball whilst watching an episode of Birds of a Feather? No idea, but we're pretty sure we can work out the opposite of that. Don't enjoy.

What's the opposite of a Cornetto Tip? What's the opposite of Whoppers (not the burger)? And what's the opposite of Badminton? This, and other pressing questions, all answered. Don't share.

There's learning to be had in this week's episode, including some etymology you might not expect. All this as we work out the opposite of Toast Toppers, of Dandelion & Burdock, and of a brick. Don't enjoy.

What happens when a person with a Scottish accent, walks into a McDonald's, with a glove puppet on their hand, and demands to know the opposite of such a scenario?

Long words. So many long words. But they're all fun to say, so we say them a lot as we work out what their opposites might be. Enjoy.

Trying to explain what Skips are is difficult, but we give it a damn good go, before we work out what is the opposite of Skips. Then we drop some F-Bombs, and play the organ. Please share and enjoy responsibly.

Arrrrrr, there be pirates. And there be the opposite of pirates. And tis we who will be a'calculatin' thems opposites. That, and then honey dippers and conkers. Arrrr.

Let's all queue up to catch the opposite of a bus, and hope it's not so late that we end up covered in dust and drained of our batteries. Yes, that's right, this week we work out the opposite of a bus, a dust, and a battery. Please share and enjoy responsibly.

What's the opposite of a banana? And how can a banana cause an hysterical existential crisis? There's also calculations of the opposite of mustard, and the opposite of the Great Pyramids. Please share and enjoy.

We've got a lust for life, because we were born slippy on a perfect day. That's right, this week, we work out the opposite of the movie Trainspotting. On our travels, we also note down in our little pocketbooks, the opposite of polo, and the opposite of a bowl. Please share and enjoy, responsibly.

If we were so inclined, this whole episode description would be a palindrome, but it's not. Instead it's just a rehash of the title, letting you know that we will be working out the opposite of Weetabix, of trains, and of palindromes. Please share and enjoy responsibly.

This week we spend a lot of time talking nothing but pants. Throw in a kangaroo, and some Vitamin D, and you have a brand new episode to enjoy. Please share it too.