setisoppO

Quack quack quack quack quack. Quack. Don't share, and do not enjoy.

Would a spy rather eat a Twix on a stakeout, or suck a stick of Rock? Do not share, and do not enjoy.

Not the show, the station itself, just to be clear. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

What would you do if a lawyer asked you why you'd filled your cowboy hat with chocolate buttons? Do not share, and do not enjoy.

We don't go where you'd expect when we work out the opposite of a beaver. Honest. It's much worse. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

It's all food based this week, as we work out the opposite of Cadfael, Sweet And Sour, and salami. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

What's the opposite of Eldorado? What even is Eldorado? Squeeze your stress balls, listen to the hummingbird sing, and find out. But do not share, and do not enjoy.

Use your eyes, tickle the truth free, and hum the theme tune. Or just work out the opposite of those things instead. Do no share, and do not enjoy.

This is the news. Or at least the opposite of some of the element of the news - all in a special themed edition of the most pointless of podcasts. Do no share, and do not enjoy.

Fill a sick bag. Shoot an arrow at it. Post it all on Twitter. Orrrrrr ... just work out the opposite of it all instead. That's much more fun. Do not share. And do not enjoy.

Why are you dipping that Sherbert Lemon in your posset? WTF? I mean, what's the opposite of that anyway? Do not share, and do not enjoy.

Parumpahpumpum and all that. Let's work out the festive opposites of stuffing, baubles, and the very meaning of Christmas itself. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

We're going to the country, gonna eat a lot of ... well, nectarines. While we read the phone book. And do something else with gas. Breathe maybe. Or at least, the opposite of all that anyway. Do not share, and certainly do not enjoy.

I mean, who pets a poodle, while flossing and doing Wordle? No-one. That's who. But there are people who will take their time to work out the opposite of those things. Those people are us. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

You're reading Miss Marple, under the shade of the leaves, when you hear the chirrup of your notifications. You check your phone, and you see there's a new episode of this podcast, wherein we work out the opposite of all those things. Do you share? Do you enjoy?

Ever eaten Baba Ghanoush while brushing a panda? Of course not, that would be ludicrous. So, what's the opposite of all that? Find out, in your ears. Do no share, and do not enjoy.

It all gets even more silly than normal this week, as we work out the opposite of a toaster, the opposite of a noise, and the opposite of Ghostbusters. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

This week we work out the opposite of an ambulance, the opposite of an avalanche, and the opposite of a dashboard. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

Would you rather have a mini Blackberry, or a mini View-Master? Or would you prefer to know the opposite of all those things? Do not share, and please do no enjoy.

You can use your lucky chapstick in the laundrette or when you play roulette, but you can't do both. But you can work out the opposite of those three things. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

Eating a hamburger in New York, and washing it down with a swig of Dr Pepper - or, something that's the opposite of all that anyway. Don't share, and don't enjoy.

It's too hot to do anything else other than work out the opposite of Chess, the opposite of a tennis ball, and the opposite of a Dinosaur Egg. Do not share. And do not enjoy.

A lone emu runs through the rain, in search of cherries. It doesn't. That's not even poetic. Instead, let's work out the opposite of those things. Do not share, and certainly do not enjoy.

What would happen if you hit Mars in the lips with a pineapple? That's a daft question. Better to spend our time working out the opposite of those three things instead. Do not share, and certainly do not enjoy.

Would a red panda ever curse a space shuttle? Less importantly, what's the opposite of these three random things? Don't share, and definitely don't enjoy.