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drink frog, girlie!!!!! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com – Topics disc...

Frog: The Musical! is coming to Broadway. Written by a playwright powered by the elixir known as Frog, Frog: The Musical is a riveting, fever dream about a young energy drink that comes in a square can that tastes like Green Jolly Ranchers and must be microwaved who goes to the big city to follow its dreams. There's showstopping songs, large dance numbers with dozens of people, audience interactio...

We told ChatGPT to write a Poem about "Frog". This is what that stupid machine spat out. In a square-can dwelling, bright and bold, A flavor tale of green, I'm told, A drink named Frog, a vibrant hue, Tastes like Jolly Ranchers, oh so true. Its essence dances on the tongue, A melody of flavors sung, Green Jolly Ranchers in liquid form, A sip that brings delight and warm. Microwave's embr...

Yee-Haw! The Nanaimo Bathtub Races have a new sponsor and can you guess who it is?!? Ding! Ding! Ding! You got it right, it's FROG! Frog is teaming up with the Nanaimo Bar itself to put together the most chill, the most fieriest, the most sinful, the most moist Bathtub rice that Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada has every seen. There'll be everything. Bathtubs as boats! Boats as bathtubs! And a Fr...

Frog has replaced Toad in the NCU (Nintendo Cinematic Universe) instead of interacting with a loveable, mushroom headed little person, you'll be talking to FROG -- an animatronic can that spews green hot liquid that tastes like Jolly Ranchers when it talks! It's the collab of the century according to the blue checkmarks of " X.com "! #FrogBEATSToad FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @mal...

Drama, lust, literacy, all the modern elements of fantastic podcasting at your fingertips. Man is but an ugly caterpillar for he who studies it under a solar microscope- but for you: you might just see my Oscar Meyer Weiner. This episode was brought to you in part by Toad. Yes, we have had to compromise on some values because Frog didn't re-up on their deal. Your turn Frog. Re-up or else! FOLLOW U...

Frog diggity dog, now that's some good Cottage Cheese! We here at Frog would like to acknowledge that we did not purchase ad space in the 9/11 edition of "People Weekly". We wanted to but ABC had a John Stamos show called "Thieves" to promote. Unfortunately for ABC, Thieves was cancelled after 8 episodes. Fortunately for us here at Frog, Frog is still going strong! HOORAY!!!!!...

Certainly they're tossing salads... with Frog's new salad dressing! That's right, Frog is in the Salad Game and it's got all that great Frog flavor but now you can pair it with your favorite leafy green vegetable. Put it on any salad! Chicken! Greek! Caesar! Tuna! Caprese! You name it and you can put Frog's salad dressing on it! Available now until supplies last! (If you're reading this, it's alre...

Exciting news! Frog is your new Sriracha. Droughts in Central Mexico have brought the production of Sriracha to a grinding halt but with Frog's patented liquid technology we have successful replaced the water in Sriracha with our own Frog formula. Now you'll have all the great taste of regular Sriracha with the added benefits that only Frog can provide you! Mmmm... Frogracha! Now that's what I cal...

'FROG FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND MAY NO FROG BE LEFT BEHIND!" - Arkady and Boris Strugatsky 2023. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Sei...

"I’m Not The Raising Canes… I’m the Cane that Raised Up" - Frog, 2023 FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr...

In exciting news, the producers of "Air" and "Flamin Hot: The Origins of the Flamin Hot Cheeto" movies have optioned the rights to Frog and will be making it into a TV show for, you guessed it, Tubi. Directed by Martin Scorese's nephew Bart and written by Stephen King's other other son, this thriller will be about the origins of everyone's favorite beverage Frog and how it beca...

Frog has successfully sued the makers of the video game "Frogger" for intellectual property theft despite the fact that Frog as a drink -- and brand -- did not come out until after the game. Ahhhh, the power of dark money! FROG NEVER LOSES. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.w...

Frog is the most popular drink brand among mascots in all the major sports! Suck it, Gatorade! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck:...

Exciting news! Frog has teamed with [UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE] to produce its very own game show! Who needs shows like "Cherries Wild" and "Beat Shazam" when you have Frog: The Game Show: The Show! It will be hosted by a certain cast member from American Pie (hint: They banged Stifler's Mom!). TV will never be the same after this. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjm...

DO NOT TEST ME FOR I AM POWERED BY THE FUEL KNOWN AS FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Thing...

Frog is what Frog wants to be. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com – Topi...

Pour some Frog into a pot and you got yourself a stew! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: se...

Frog has proof that Elon Musk's fortune can be traced back to his father's Emerald mine. In unrelated news, anybody out there looking for an Emerald mine in Africa?!? We at Frog know a guy named Errol who's looking to unload one! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twi...

Unbelievable action, high-flying stunts, and four-wheel excitement! The Frog Monster Truck Rally in Tacoma Washington has it all! Drink Frog, watch Grave Digger, and die the way god intended by a stress induced heart attack caused by the noise that can only be generated by metal crunching metal in an indoor stadium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Topics discussed: Vancouver Canucks Geoff Courtna...

Robert is tired of being the “trauma guy”. Anyways, today's episode features three Robert based trauma stories all sponsored by Frog! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Insta...

Huge news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frog is now the sponsor of the Horse Olympics!! Very exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teeeeeheeee. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagr...

Frog died for my sins! What an idiot! I would not die for Frog! (for Frog is a drink and it will kill you before you can kill it). FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagra...

HAWT TIP: Gabagool is best paired with a delicious glass of Frog. Try it the next time you're in New Jersey. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Th...

The rumors are true! Frog did sleep with your Mother last night! And now Frog (the drink) is gonna be your new daddy. Say goodbye to your real father, Frog is father now! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sach...