Seinfuck

Baby Frog, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo! Baby Frog, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo! Baby Frog, doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo! Baby Frog! Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo! Baby Frog is a delicious treat for the baby in your life! Get it now wherever they sell Baby Food and related products! (And by wherever we mean nowhere because by the time you see this, it will be sold out due to popular demand). FOL...

I (The Corporation Known as Frog) do solemly swear to take the hand of the Bride (The Corporation Known as Frog Senorita) to be my lawfully wedded Corporate Partner. Do I say I do? Absolutely. Why? Because Frog Senorita is coming to stores nationwide in 2024 (aka later this year) which is exactly 104 years after the Women's Suffrage movement in the United States of America. Now that's what I call...

Frog does as Frog Wants, ain't that right, Mr. FROGgers? FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us:...

In the Summer/Fall of 2023, folks all over the world booted up Netflix to watch a USA Network original series called "Suits". Suits ran on the USA Network from 2011-2019 on basic cable and followed scrappy genius Mike Ross who, despite not going to law school, ends up working as a lawyer for the prestigious law firm Specter-Pearson and wacky shenanigan's ensue. The show was watched by so...

Frog is the new Dune Popcorn F**k Bucket! Do your work in the Frog Dune Popcorn Bucket, you kinksters! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things S...

Frog: Drink Fresh! Frog: Drink Fresh! Frog: Drink Fresh! Frog: Drink Fresh! Frog: Drink Fresh! Frog: Drink Fresh!!!!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sac...

Frog Joke Goes Here (Will Write Later After I Watch a Movie and J My D). FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/sei...

If you are the Invisible Woman and you drink a glass of Frog... do you see it slide down your gullet? (You don't)/ (You do). FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sac...

Contrary to the title of this episode, Frog does not believe music is just for illiterates. it is also for the those who drink our delicious beverage. Frog! It's for everyone. (Note from corporate: Frog is not available in Turkmenistan for "geopolitical reasons"). Please drink Frog responsibly. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah...

Living in a building with Quiet Hours? Wanna make noise? Do you like to party in apartment buildings with noise restrictions and nosey neighbors always getting into your business? Well, good news for you, Frog's got the cure for what ails you! Give them all a can of Frog and they'll shut up? Why? Because they'll be drinking more Frog, of course! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod,...

Frog (the beverage) would have stopped the plane from the 2000 Tom Hanks film Cast Away from crashing; thus, preventing the events of the movie from ever happening. Isn't that cool? This episode was recorded at Demŭn Studios in Phoenix, Arizona. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer...

It's that wonderful time of year where Christmas is over but New Years has not happened yet. That's why we here at Frog are calling this FROGMAS. Drink a new, warm glass of Frog every day in the most glorious, unproductive week of the year! Drinking Frog -- you won't regret it! This episode was recorded at Demŭn Studios in Phoenix, Arizona. Special Thank You to Jordan from Demŭn for being our Soun...

In Arizona's warmth, 'neath the desert sky, Lives Harper, where Christmas spirits fly. Coyotes howl, a hockey delight, In the desert glow, under stars so bright. With "Frog" in hand, a green delight, Bubbling joy on this festive night. In Arizona's embrace, with friends so near, Harper is there, Merry Christmas Seinfuck fans! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram...

Stop posting TikToks of you drinking Frog, it's making us horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (for more of that delicious beverage we make: Frog!). FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandit...

Kissinger's Dead. Lets rock and roll guitar riff plays for one hour . That rock sesh was brought to you by Frog. Frog, a drink you can trust never to fire bomb Cambodia on Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL ROCK N' ROLL MY DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert....

"If it's your job to drink Frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning (you know, for health and taste reasons). And if it's your job to drink two cans of Frog, it's best to drink the first can first because all flavors of Frog taste great and they taste the same!" - Mark Twain, Literary Icon, The "Original" King of Stand Up, and Questionable Historical Figure. FOLLOW U...

Oink! Oink! Froggies! The Frog Party Society is hosting its first rave and it's on a Pig Farm! That's right, Frog is in the rave business. Drink our new spiked Frog drinks and dance the night away on a secluded farm in the middle of flyover country! You've got everything from horses on MDMA to chickens on MDMA to Frogs on MDMA! It's going to be the best night of your life! Get tickets while suppli...

What is a children's horror movie? Does it exist? Are adults allowed to knowingly scare children at the cinema? Those are all questions that Frog has asked... and now answered! That's right, Frog is being made into a movie and not just any type of movie a Children's Horror Movie! That's right, when Timmy Tim Timerson drinks a tainted bottle of Frog... delightfully terrifying things start happening...

You've tried Italian Wedding Soup but have you tried Frog Funeral Soup? That's right, Frog is entering the Soup game. The delicious drink you know and love is now available in Soup form. It tastes like Green Jolly Ranchers and has all of the nutrients you know and love + more! Like vitamins and stuff. Delicious and nutritious, that's way of the Frog! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmc...

Frog has more Vitamin M than your average class of Milk! Drink Frog! (It doesn't come from animals, it comes from chemicals specifically mixed together to give you the perfect warm drinking sensation). Drink Frog! Your bones will thank you, later! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writ...

We here at Frog don't endorse the new "Fraiser" reboot on Paramount+. We miss Niles. Bring back Niles for that is Frog's will. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, In...

"I thought this was gonna be hit!" "I didn't ask for this!" "Get this off of me!" --- Three things you'll never hear anyone say when they're drinking Frog! Voted #1 Drink by Members of a SurveyMonkey survey we found on the bowels of the internet! Mmmm, now that's what I call a drink! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Rober...

You have Netflix, You have Hulu, You have Disney+, and You have Max but do you have Frog+?!? That's right, Frog is in the streaming game! Stream all of the hits like Frog Presents Joey: The Joey Chestnut Story and Frog Presents: Cat In a Cold Tin Basement. Frog, it ain't just a delicious hot beverage anymore -- it's a streamer! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcol...

We here at Frog would never piss on your nachos... unless you give us consent! smiley face FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdelilahme, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: htt...

Oooh yeah, Robert Delilah, I remember way back when when the Seinfuck boys were bonded! Yeah! You made a lot of promises to the Frog Man, didn't ya. Promises that you didn't keep! I remember one specific one, yeah, you promised that Sacha would never be in a dangerous position! You broke that promise didn't you Robert! And who had to come in and make that critical save, The Frog Man Frog Man, cove...