Seinfuck

Pursued by opponents who say his "Frog" erotica magazine breaks decency laws, smut artist Ziggy Zack (Buck Harper) hires lawyer Ricky Laws (Malcolm McLeod) to help fight his legal battles. A zealot (Buck Harper, in the role of a lifetime) shoots the men near a Margaritaville courthouse, and though Ziggy discovers he'll never walk again, his fighting spirit -- like his love for stripper U...

In L.A., Monty (Robert Delilah) and Drancer (Malcolm McLeod) sell steaks - high-end cuts of beef. They've hit a patch of no sales, and they're facing being fired. Monty needs money to enroll in his final semester of acupuncture school, and the recently-separated Drancer needs money for his crippling Frog habit (Frog is not habit forming, despite the rumors). Their final client card: a beautiful wo...

A clumsy man's man (Malcolm McLeod) accidently uploads a mother of a virus and it starts ripping through a major company file. Milly Bearington (Robert Delilah), needs the mas man's password to help, but what will he do when he doesn't come out with it? The Hacker (Buck Harper) Is on the run from this young gun! What will the password be? Will the hacker escape Catalinaville? Or will he find himse...

Long lost footage from this episode of the Pharaoh show reveals the gritty underside of the McNurk dynasty. From back alley deals to Broadway shows, Pharoah McNurk (played by Robert Delilah for the purposes of recreation) shows us an intimate look at his life. His son, Amadeus (also played by Robert Delilah for the purposes of recreation) seeks his attention daily, but Malcolm refuses to see him u...

Hammy (Robert Delilah) is a chronic insomniac with an excruciatingly boring life that sees him spend his days either working or watching TV while drinking jugs of Frog but his life changes when he meets a charismatic soap salesman named Davey Fincher (Buck Harper) who convinces him to embrace a life of violence. This evolves into them creating a Punching Club, where men punch each other to feel al...

A color-blind psychoanalyst, Wacko Beanbag, (Robert Delilah) is stalked by an unknown killer (Malcolm McLeod) after taking over his murdered friend's Frog centric therapy group, all of whom have a connection to a mysterious young woman, Amelia Chainz (Buck Harper) that he begins having intense sexual encounters with. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky....

PHAROAH'S COURT IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO PRODUCER Today on PHAROAH'S COURT Chief Visor Harper the Crestfallen and Majordomo Robert Delilah debate the validity of insurance as a concept for their ruler and patriarch, PHAROAH McNURK (Malcolm McLeod) to rule upon! Majordomo Robert Delilah thinks insurance should be abolished, but Harper says nay! Who will his 6'5ness side with this week, o...

Polly Shezam (Malcolm McLeod) is a magician with a residence in Las Vegas, Nevada by night, and a jewel thief by day! How does it work? Trade secret! When his girlfriend Sasha Hoogenband (Robert Deliliah) finds out about his dealings because of his beautiful assistant, Roberta (Buck Harper) will Polly be able to make his problems disappear? Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky:...

Gerald Leguereier (Malcolm McLeod) is a player coach for the British Colombians, a slumping minor league hockey team outside Canmore, Alberta. His manager Pots McKenzie (Buck Harper) has just told him the teams owner is going to shutter operations by the end of the season. Gerald has to think quick, and brings in a hired gun to drum up attention for the Colombians. Their only problem? Their ringer...

Robin Topengis (Robert Delilah) feels like he's missed out on chasing skirt in his college years. His wife, Penny Topengis (Buck Harper), is against it, but since she's cheated on him their relationship hasn't been the same. She gives him... A hall pass. The one time pass to cheat with anyone. Hearing this, Robin's best friend Tucker (Malcolm McLeod) is determined to get his best buddy laid in lad...

Edmund Descenza (Robert Delilah) is a multi-millionaire with money, cars, women, and Frog. His only problem? His fun-loving nephew, James Monte Cristo (Buck Harper) has just moved back to town due to the unexpected death of everyone he knows, and is going to be staying with him. His antics are driving Descenza crazy! Couple that with the Frog board of directors chair James English Bluff (Malcolm M...

Mark Randalf (Malcolm McLeod) Is just a fun loving dad who loves his kids and drinking Frog, but his shrewd businesswoman wife (Buck Harper, in the role of a lifetime) is tired of his daily shenanigans like petting zoo pool parties and "I'm A Much Cooler Parent Than My Wife" barbeques in the front yard! He files for divorce and their child, Greg Schultz (also played by Malcolm McLeod) ha...

Boogie Woogins (Buck Harper) is a fuzzy bear! And fuzzy bears, LOVE friends (and Frog... smile)! He has TWO best friends! Funky Humpkins (Malcolm McLeod) and Droopy Goodguy (Robert Delilah)! But being friends isnt all its cracked up to be, and the Irish Gentlemen (Sacha Husband) thinks they should stop being so affectionate towards each other! Will the Fuzzy Friendship survive? And how will they d...

A tribe of Frog addicted felines called the Jellicles who are named Plumdifferace, Mangosherry, Scootsmcbarley, and Guavacenturion (Buck Harper, Robert Delilah, Malcolm McLeod, SirSeatSitter) must decide yearly on which one will ascend to the Frog sponsored Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life in this riveting musical spectacular. Score, lyrics, and choreography by Sacha Husband. F...

Thirty-two-year-old, Slamball Jackson (Malcolm McLeod), has spent his whole life avoiding responsibility. He drinks Frog, bets on sports, and works at the local bowling alley. But when his girlfriend, Emilie St. Topaz (Robert Delilah), dumps him for a much older man, he's got to find a way to prove he's ready to grow up. In a desperate last-ditch effort, Slamball adopts 5-year-old Vinny Kayaks (Bu...

Down on his luck and almost out of brown bag liquor and Frog, Kevin Vargas (Robert Delilah [We couldn't get Vince Vaughn]) is facing eviction. He decides he's going out with a bang, and drinks at every bar in the bay area until he ends up in Dōu lè zànzhù de qīngjié yòngpǐn shāngdiàn, or "Doule" as the locals call it. There he gets in a high stakes game of Mahjong with the sinister leade...

When an investigative reporter (Robert Delilah) travels to Los Angeles to write an acrid piece about the fitness craze that took hold of the metropolis during the `80s because his hard-nosed editor (Malcolm McLeod) tells him too, he meets an attractive fitness influencer with a Frog sponsorship (Buck Harper), and the two fall in love. Suddenly, the reporter wonders if he can still write the articl...

Memo Batch (Malcolm McLeod) is looking for the lost city of Amarillo, and to find it, he's hired a rag tag band of miscreants who only respect the almighty dollar. Their leader, John Hammercock (Jon [of Jon Breaks Bad News fame]) is only interested in this expedition for one reason: The lost treasure of Amarillo (a Del Taco that still does the free taco promotion). Along the way, Memo falls in lov...

When Chef C.C. Chopper (Buck Harper) suddenly quits his job at a Frog starred restaurant because of his unwillingness to tarnish the Frog brand by its greedy owner, Cash Shillington (Robert Delilah), he heads to Miami where he teams up with his best buddy Vinny Vices (Malcolm McLeod) to start a food truck. Hitting the road with the truck, C.C. rediscovers his passion for the kitchen... and his zes...

A Frog guzzling critic (Malcolm McLeod) and an icy gallery owner with luscious locks (Buck Harper) snap up a recently deceased artist's (Robert Delilah) stash of Frog inspired paintings and sculptors but an eerie supernatural force makes those who put greed over the art pay for their crimes against the work itself. Music by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.so...

An ancient talking, Frog guzzling macaw named Mickey (Malcolm McLeod) becomes the saving grace for an elderly man (Buck Harper) threatened with a nursing home, when it is discovered that the talking bird knows the whereabouts of a buried treasure from its days with a pirate. His grandson (Robert Delilah) decides to go off on the hunt only to discover that a Frog amusement park now exists where the...

The ultimate battle between good and evil threatens to destroy all creation including delicious Frog. Rival gods Seth (Buck Harper) and Horse (Robert Delilah), who are locked in a war to rule the universe. To defeat the merciless Seth, Horse joins forces with a brave mortal destined to be a Frog guzzling Pharaoh (Malcolm McLeod) for a journey that will take them across Egypt, through the heavens,...

The plan was simple enough. Crash a big drug deal. Hold up the boss. Make off with the cash. Drink some Frog. Simple enough ... until an undercover cop named Blitz Collins (Malcolm McLeod) takes a fatal bullet. Now, two small-time crooks Morgue Magoo and Jams Johnson (Robert Delilah, Buck Harper) are on the run with a suitcase full of cocaine, two crates of Frog, and too many secrets to keep. Scor...

Harvey Taskmaster (Robert Delilah) leads a double life. At work he is a government agent with a license to do just about anything, while at home he pretends to be an everyday Frog salesman. He is on the trail of stolen nuclear weapons that are in the hands of fanatic terrorists when something more important comes up. Harry finds his wife, Cameron Taskmaster (Buck Harper) is seeing another man Rodo...

Fat lawyer Slims McKenzie (Robert Delilah) finds himself growing "Thinner" when an old magic man Baron Copperfield (Buck Harper) places a hex on him for refusing to buy him a can of Frog. Now the lawyer must call upon his friend in organized crime, Don Tortellini (Malcolm McLeod), to help him persuade the the magic man to lift the curse. Time is running out for the desperate lawyer as he...