Seinfuck

Theres nothing. There is no description. I lost it all on the big game. Me (Buck Harper), Pharoah McNurk (Malcolm McLeod), and the Robert "Delighter" Delilah (Robert Delilah) are sleeping in tents on display at W*l-M@rt. How the hell do you think its going dude? No, not great. Not great man. Freaking Mahomes. Drink Frog. We're living in tents. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm M...

Travis Kelce (Malcolm McLeod) is facing the most humiliating loss of his career after blowing the big game 22-40 to the Philadelphia Eagles, and now, his girlfriend, Taylor Swift (Robert Delilah) is leaving him for his best friend, NFL referee Ed Hochuli (Buck Harper). Travis must become the next head coach of the Carolina Panthers and lead this team to glory, the only problem? It's the Carolina P...

In turbulent China before World War I and the creation of much beloved beverage company "Frog", the collapse of the Manchu Dynasty fuels violent uprisings and political chaos - the perfect setting for a grand-scale smuggling ring led by an unscrupulous British consul (Buck Harper and Malcolm McLeod). When the ring plots to steal China's crown jewels, only one man - legendary 'Drunken Fis...

Benny Hanna (Malcolm McLeod) is trapped in a virtual world, and the stakes are extra life, or death. He and his team members Justice Girlwoman (Robert Delilah) and John Smith (Buck Harper) must complete the gauntlet to escape this virtual world, but if they die in the game, well, you guessed it, they die for real. And if they die then they'll never get to drink a warm can of Frog again! Score by S...

Offered parole from Sing Sing in exchange for information about one of his old partners in crime, jewel thief Benny Lucheano (Malcolm McLeod) reluctantly cooperates with district attorney Bucky Piocasta (Robert Delilah), who's trying to take down violent murderer Tommy Utah (Buck Harper). But when Utah goes free despite the district attorney's best efforts, Lucheano and his wife, Sacha (Sacha Husb...

In a spoof of the turmoil that afflicted the movie industry in the late 1920s when movies went from silent to sound, two silent movie stars', Ponda Lala (Malcolm McLeod) and Lulu Lightbreeches' (Robert Delilah) latest movie is made into a musical that a Frog guzzling chorus girl (Buck Harper, in a "disinterested" and "reluctant" performance) is brought in to dub. Ponda is on to...

Malcolm McLeod (Malcolm McLeod) takes you to the seedy underworld of shark finning, an industry of corruption, lies and poaching. When he encounters members of the Frog Bajs, lead by Robert Delilah (Robert Delilah), Malcolm and his camera man Buck "The Modern Shane Doan" Harper (Buck Harper) must flee the country before the shark finning underground takes THEIR fins, if you know what I'm...

Berry Tompkins (Buck Harper) is dying, apparently. This is good news, since his life was not much worth living anyway. On the upside, a strange millionaire (Malcolm McLeod) offers Berry a way to die with meaning and dignity: by hurling himself into a volcano. With plenty of spending cash and an ensemble of new luggage, Berry embarks on an absurdist journey to his demise, guided by two very dispara...

Under supervision of an elderly Daniel Hrangar (Robert Delilah), he fights crime in a harsh, futuristic San Diego controlled by the Frog Corporation. At least forty years after the "current" adventures of frogman and twenty years after Daniel Hrangar (also, Robert Delilah) retired from the role, his secret is discovered by troubled teen Jonah Forgins (Buck Harper) aided by his aging butl...

Divorced dad Stanley (Buck Harper), a humble worker at the Frog corporation, has custody of his son (Robert Delilah) on Christmas Eve. After he accidentally kills a man in a Santa suit (Malcolm McLeod), they are magically transported to the North Pole, where an elf explains that Stanley must take Santa's place before the next Christmas arrives. Stanley thinks he's dreaming, but over the next sever...

When a portal to another world opens, two plumbers/brothers/good guys, working for the Frog corporation, Luigi Mangione ([no relation] Robert Delilah), and Mario Mangione (Buck Harper) again no relation) must go to another world to save the princess from an evil turtle by the name of Browser (Malcolm Mcleod), will the brothers be able to defeat this mighty foe? Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: M...

Jason Berry (Robert Delilah) is an average guy in college, with an average Frog consumption problem (is that even possible?), except for one little eccentricity: he is addicted to catfishing strangers on the Internet. But when he thinks he's meeting Lucil Delusko (Buck Harper) a top local model in LA, he actually meets Kris Stiensbrenning (Malcolm McLeod) at the bar! The two become involved in the...

Aging wrestler Andy "The Bam" Rockhard (Malcolm McLeod) is long past his prime but still ready and rarin' to go on the pro-wrestling circuit. After a particularly brutal beating, however, Andy hangs up his tights, pursues a serious relationship with a long-in-the-tooth, Frog guzzling stripper (Buck Harper), and tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter (Robert Delilah). But he can't...

Malcolm (Robert Delilah) was a baby in an orphanage who stowed away in Santa's sack and ended up at the North Pole. Later, as an adult who happened to be raised by elves, Robert Claus (Malcolm McLeod) allows him to go to New York City to find his birth father, Bobby Orr (Played by Buck Harper). He, who is on Robert's naughty list for being a heartless jerk, had no idea that Malcolm was even born....

He's the president, she's the first lady. But their son? He's... a DJ? That loves Frog?!? Todd Cockholm (Robert Delilah) is trying to make a name for himself as a different kind of spinmaster in D.C. The only problem? His secret service guard and best friend Marcus (Malcolm McLeod) is always shutting it down when the party is getting hot. Will Todd make it in the capital with his presidential pres...

There's a big spill at the frog factory and two lucky hosts will have the chance to lick it all up! Robert Delilah and Buck Harper assure you, if you can't see your reflection in the floor by the time this delicious beverage-like substance is succulent sucked up from the floor, they will PERSONALLY apologize with a gift in hand. What's that? You want to know what the gift is? Why, a six pack of fr...

Fourteen year old, hoops-loving Calmoc Cambridge (Lil' Malcolm McLeod) has a dream: to be a famous basketball player like Buck Harper (Buck Harper) -- to mix it up among the NBA's greatest. But in a game dominated by giants with unparalleled athletic abilities, Calmoc's diminutive stature and limited skills, make this a far-off fantasy. Or is it? After he laces up a mysterious pair of old sneakers...

Guessepi Fontaiano (Malcolm McLeod) is the boss of the DiNacho crime family and is under a lot of stress. He has a difficult relationship with his mother and his uncle. He also has a troubled marriage to Carol (Robert Delilah) and a strained relationship with his nephew, Boi Bron Bigasz (Buck Harper). Guessepi's daughter, Sacha (Sacha Husband), is trying to avoid getting involved with her father's...

When the son of high school English teacher (Malcolm McLeod) Clance Layton (Buck Harper and Robert Delilah sharing a big shirt) accidentally drinks too much Frog and offs himself, Layton writes a fake Froggycide note to evade scandal. At first uninterested in the death, the school is taken by the letter after it is published in the school paper. Hoping to claim the literary renown he has always wa...

Staffers at the restaurant Seinfrickigans engage in various pranks and games -- both on and off the clock. However, in the course of one day, waiter Robert Culkin (Robert Delilah) must choose to either accept a promotion to manager or go off in search of greener pastures by taking a job at his father's Frog distribution facility. Meanwhile, his co-worker and roommate, Mookie (Malcolm McLeod), figh...

Four city-dwelling friends (Buck Harper, Robert Delilah, Malcolm McLeod, Sacha Husbad) decide to get away from their jobs, wives and kids for a week of canoeing in rural Georgia. When the men arrive, they are not welcomed by the backwoods locals, who stalk the vacationers and savagely attack them in the woods. Reeling from the ambush, the friends attempt to return home but are surrounded by danger...

Mick Corgan (Robert Delilah), an American engineer who runs a mine in East Africa, is approached one day by his friend Bim Shott (Malcolm Mcleod), who needs someplace to store canisters of toxic waste. Unfortunately, a spill occurs a short time later, resulting in deaths and Corgan having to leave the country. A year later, he is approached by a government agent (Buck Harper) looking for a missing...

Robert fought a bear, Malcolm had a Vietnam-style flashback to his childhood, and Harper's travelling to Utah to save his beloved NHL team from the Frog drinking Mormons... so between that and an unfortunate technical snafu, all we could present was this episode. See y'all next week! FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod Twitter: @malcolmrjmcleod, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah Twitter: @robertdeli...

Offered parole from Sing Sing in exchange for information about one of his old partners in crime, jewel thief Malcolm Spinelli (Malcolm McLeod) reluctantly cooperates with district attorney Rob D'Angelo (Robert Delilah), who's trying to take down violent murderer Tommy Manudo (Sacha Husband). But when Udo goes free despite the district attorney's best efforts, Bianco and his wife, Frank (Buck Harp...

A wisecracking parrot (Malcolm McLeod) caged in a research lab (not associated with Frog or its subsidiaries) tells his life story to a lonely janitor, Herrod Scalful (Buck Panic). Before coming to the science lab, he has passed through the hands of a succession of owners, from a petty criminal to a man who runs a parrot-dancing act, Harry Ducaucys (Robert Delilah). Touched by his colourful story,...