Secretly Timid

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! The show is just a true Comedy of Errors. We’re talking phone rings, bumpers running amok, and chords being unplugged left and right. We could edit all that shit out…but we believe that it is the flaws that make you beautiful. On today’s show Diane is Between Here and Cool, Danielle is not easily offended, Paul apologizes to Alonso Duralde, and Jon...

Fans can make you famous, a contract can make you rich, the press can make you a superstar, but only luv can make you a player. On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Jon loves drag, Danielle loves Chung, Paul loves hailing Mary, and Diane makes her triumphant return!! The quartet discuss The Super Bowl, Madonna’s half time show, RuPaul’s drag race, and sloths. Hot topics inclu...

Oh man. On today’s show Paul plays with fire, Jon loses a poker tournament, and Danielle loves horses. This week’s hot topics include : Cynthia Nixon’s recent remarks cause a bit of controversy , a man blames a ghost for his wife’s black eye , a recent NPR spotlight on women’s boxing angers Jon , and a young woman discovers that a diet of Chicken McNuggets may lead to...

Paul littered the cat studio with junk food. That is all. Today’s hot topics include; it is now the Year of the Dragon, Politics/Schmolotics, some sports stuff, Paula Deen gets diabetes then signs an endorsement deal , this coming season’s Survivor includes a gay Republican , and a dwarf who was paralyzed after being tossed asks those responsible for an apology . This week’s feat...

We are halfway through January, y’all! On today’s show, Danielle bares all for photographer Marne Lucas, Jon Attacks the Block, and Paul gets political. Hot topics include : Ship sinkage , YouTube teabag controversy , Gov. Perry thinks the handling of the marine/YouTube controversy is “over the top,”   a woman was born with 2 vaginas,   a FaceBook campaign calls for a ba...

The ladies of Secretly Timid interviewed mixed media and installation artist Gabriel Dawe in the cat studio over coffee and gummy cola bottles. The trio discussed his work, what it means for a work to be considered an installation, and the artist residency Centraltrak. Dawe later shared his extensive exhibition schedule. If you are able to see one of his shows firsthand you will not be disappoint...

Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday! On today’s show, Jon is a racist, Diane got some “no-no” hair, Danielle wants to travel through time and PAUL PROMISED TO BAKE US A CAKE!!!! The crew rap about this dude-bro named Tebow and Jay Z and Beyonce’s offspring. Hot Topics include : A new phone etiquette game may earn you a free lunch , a woman rubs her booty-hoe on a pricey work of ar...

Hope your 2012 is proceeding well. On today’s show Diane does some good, Danielle becomes Marcella, Paul cooks, and Jon cusses. Hot topics include : An arsonist sets fire to L.A. (Alonso and Dave from the Linoleum Knife podcast are among those impacted), a would-be juror uses FaceBook to get out of jury duty , Miami’s federal jail is being overrun by strippers , and a man killed by a t...

What a year it has been! Without further ado, let’s unveil the cast’s picks for the best music, television, film, books, and news event! Frankly, let the record show that technically Paul and Jon followed the rules, and the X X chromosomes just couldn’t choose ONE work in some categories. Ugh…girls! MUSIC Paul – The Muppets, The Green Album   Danielle – Th...

Artist Andy Amato joins Danielle and Jon at the Cat studio on one rainy day. The trio tell ghost stories and make s’mores over an open flame. No…I lied. On today’s show an uncircumcised penis confuses Danielle, Jon hates Elton John, Paul races blizzards, Diane raises babies, and Andy will stick it…but not lick it. OH, and we leave the fine ladies over at the Greetings From...

Beer! On today’s show Diane and Jon argue about coffee, Danielle gets an eye full, and Paul has a great eye for video. Later Danielle shares her evening of escort watching and Jon says he would strip to Melissa Ferrick’s “ Drive ,” and Paul helps Diane decide whether or not her daughter is old enough to attend The Nutcracker.   Hot topics include : A nine-year old is NOT a...

Oh mah lord! 2011 is almost over! On today’s show Jon shares an embarrassing story, Paul plays with FaceTime, and Diane brings the humble. Hot Topics include : A women burns down her friends house because her friend “un-friended” her on FaceBook , 11 luxury sports cars are totaled in a massive traffic pileup , a black college student’s display of the Confederate flag rais...

Welcome back, turkey stuffers!! On today’s show Paul cooks, Diane wears a scarf, Danielle teaches topless, and Jon hates the A-List. The cast share Thanksgiving stories and discuss the terror that was Black Friday. Hot topics include : an open letter from a dancer explaining why she refused to participate in a performance created by a famous performance artist , and yet another A-List Dallas...

Happy Thanksgiving to our fellow Americans!!! And a big “whaddup” to listener’s outside the U.S. On today’s super-sized show the cast reflect on Dave Biscella’s awesome review of Secretly Timid for Episode 73 of   Podcast Squared , and play Voice Mail’s from Big C from Bear Crawling Live and Christina from Greetings from Nowhere . Later, the cast talk about la...

On today’s show Danielle’s sickness has some interesting symptoms, Jon places in another poker tournament, and Paul’s husband wants a bunny. The trio tramp on The Duggars, The Penn State Scandal, and Christmas. Hot Topics include : Fans do not want Nickleback to perform at their half-time show , and Drinkify pairs your favorite bands with a suitable adult beverage . This week&#82...

Congratulations to Greetings from Nowhere on their win at the Podcast awards! On today’s show Jon talks babies, sexual her ass meant and play a voicemail from Bear Crawling Nations Live host , Big C. Hot topics include : an artist decides that the inside of a rotting horse carcass would make for a perfect setting for a portrait , another artist (wink wink Mr. Burney) vows to sketch his first...

Let’s talk. Let’s talk about the fall TV lineup. On this very special Thursday episode of Secretly Timid, Paul, Danielle and Jon talk about the TV we all love. Programs discussed include AMC’s The Walking Dead, MTV’s The Real World, FX’s American Horror, LifeTimes Project Runway and Bravos Work of Art. This talk is spoilerific and plot specific-so if you aren’t...

Hope you all aren’t too candy-filled! On today’s show Danielle, Paul, and Jon talk politics which prompts Jon to resurrect his Eric Cantor impression. That guy is such a douche. Hot topics include : A man calls police and claims his hookup is a burglar (because his girlfriend was home) , a man is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks in NYC , a kindergartner beats up his teac...

Happy Halloween Week!!! On today’s show Diane buys a house, Jon gets slow-rolled, and Paul and Danielle get older. Hot topics include : a man with a 100 lb scrotum seeks money for surgery , a Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream flavor pisses off a humorless group of mothers ,   an Irishman tries to turn his poo into gold (surprise, surprise…it doesn’t end well) , a Texan woman is...

“Really? You’re not that big.” So says Diane. You wanna know what was big? AMC’s  The Walking Dead  premier! And Paul and Danielle were in attendance. WARNING. We spoil the F*&K out of The Walking Dead.  Later, Jon plays a voice mail from The Bear Crawling Nation Live!’s Big C. Then Jon bitches and moans about categories and Diane wears a scarf. Hot topics inc...

Good day, my fine, fine friends. On today’s show Jon shares his 4-point plan to winning the PodCast Awards general category. Then the crew calls up friend of the show (and editor of Carve Magazine ) Matthew Limpede who shares his experience at Occupy Dallas. This week’s Hot Topics include : a study shows that oral sex may be the leading cause of throat cancer ,   MD’s get cranky...

Now THAT is a flower. On today’s show Jon takes a teen to school, Diane steals a dog, Paul’s tire blows out and Matt Rox (from Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader ) is our special guest co-host. The quartet discuss vaginal performance art, Occupy Dallas, and Judaism/Catholicism. Jon also doodles: Hot Topics include : A plane gets stuck in a ferris wheel , a Starbuck’...

Good Day! On today’s show Danielle sees Neon Indian, Paul hack’s Jon’s wifi, and Diane looks pretty. Hot Topics include : A Brazilian man has snakes and turtles in his pants , a man chronicles his sexual escapades with a dolphin , an Alabaman town offers offenders a choice : church or jail , judge orders Casey Anthony to pay double the cost of the investigation , a child brings a...

Mmmm. Sausage. On today’s show Diane is late, Danielle wears skinny jeans, and Paul showers at the gym. Hot topics include : A woman takes DIY to the extreme and injects hot beef fat into her face (and dies) , Sarah Palin becomes 10x more interesting , Bioethics bets Michelle Bachmann $10K that she is wrong about the HPV vac , glow in the dark cats fight AIDS , the family of a hate crime vic...

Good Day to you, kind sir. It’s still blistering hot in Big D, lucky for us we have our double D’s (Diane and Danielle) to cool us off! On this week’s show Paul stalks a vampire, Danielle plays You Don’t Know Jack,  Jon swears to never again say, “retarded,” and Diane leaves early. Hot topics include: An Angry Birds theme park opens in China , a bank robber pos...