Secretly Timid

Danielle and Jon welcome members of the 14+1 art collective into the cat studio for what turned out to be a quite humorous performance piece in itself. Danielle pulled double duty as both interviewer and interviewee as she is also part of the 14+1 collective. Other guests include friend of the show Andy Amato, Hillary “Hilly” Holsonback, and Emily Loving. The collective’s first g...

Umm, yeah, hi, on today’s show, Jon doesn’t know how to make Kool-Aid, Danielle’s work is in a gallery, and Jill wear’s flowers in her hair . Hot Topics include Dancing with the Stars, a man arrested for having sex with neighbors pool raft , virgins get in free to a festival in China , a Canadian pot-brownie mix-up leads to a barrel of laughs , and  prosecutors seek new t...

It was a hot and humid night when Danielle and Jon invited writer/director Israel Luna into the cat studio for a fireside chat. Israel shares some behind-the-scenes stories from the set of Fright Flick  and Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives , and previews upcoming hits The Ouija Experiment and Kicking Zombie Ass For Jesus.   Aspiring filmmakers and curious cats should check out Luna’s worksh...

On today’s show the crew (minus Diane) discuss the VMA’s, Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark, and Jon shows Danielle a vagina diagram. Later, Jon rants about Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas,  celebs thanking Jesus and Vanessa Hudgens. Hot Topics include : Hurricane Irene brings sharks to the streets , Big Brother contestant receives death threats , bull semen closes down a highway...

In this special quickie Jeremy Prince shares his twit-off with “Top Conservative on Twitter,” Mark R. Mathews. Later, the group talks politics and Danielle drops the Kim Kardashian bomb.

Jon and Danielle welcome creator Todd Steinberg and artist Matt Rox from the the soon to be hit program, Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader , and curator (and fellow artist) for the Kessler Sept. 3 show, Misty Amber Moore into the cat studio for a car horn-side chat. Misty, Todd, and Matt Later, Gray, the New Black discuss how the band was formed and their musical influences. They...

Jeremy Prince returns for another special episode of Secretly Timid. On today’s show the crew check in on Diane, Danielle gets accepted to Contemporary Ballet Dallas, and in irony news : Jon’s vampy high school bully makes a video for It Get’s Better . Hot Topics include : mayor for a day declares “Justin Beiber Way ,” Kentucky man goes in for a circumcision and g...

Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday folks! Jon, Paul and Danielle welcome special guest Jeremy Prince to the cat studio. The quartet catch up with Diane who is currently Between * Here & Cool , and then dive right into some hot topics. This week’s hot topics include : a new drug can kill any viral infection , a jet blue passenger urinates on a young girl , a FaceBook petition asks Bert and Erni...

As in life…sometimes 69 doesn’t turn out the way we expect. A meteor crashed into the cat studio and Episode 69 was damaged in the fire. Some audio clippings were salvaged. Among the found clippings is this conversation with Diane, who is currently Between Here & Cool. Some shorter clips were also saved and will be posted here via our SoundCloud account. Follow Diane’s journe...

The cast kick it old school on Episode 68. First up, the crew check in on the injured Paul and talk about the iPhone game “Shadow Cities.” Jon, Diane, and Danielle then proceed to prank call fellow podcasts The Game Night Guys , Foul Monkeys , The Uncanny X-Cast and the web show, Drunk Dial . Hot Topics include : hot dogs give you butt cancer , dangly truck testicles get a woman in tro...

We have a lot of cover to ground, y’all. On this week’s show Jon teases Diane, Danielle dyes her hair, and Paul misses his gray. Hot topics include : The Debt ceiling, Amy Winehouse, The terrorist attack in Norway, a Texas mother inches closer to creating her dead son’s baby , a study which shows politicians share traits with serial killers , a patient turns off roommies life sup...

 Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday Bois and Ghurls! This one is a little heavy. Jon starts things off by asking Diane and Danielle if they are cart returners or cart leavers (for shame Danielle, for shame!) Then Jon revisits an online discussion with a grammar-challenged bisexual with a penchant for typing in run-on sentences mumbo jumbo which leads to a delightful conversations on whether or not bise...

  Good Grief! On today’s show the cast jazz about Big Brother, the Casey Anthony trial, DADT and a tragic accident at Ranger’s Stadium. This week’s hot topics include : a 16 lb baby was born in Texas ,   gonorrhea goes hardcore , Albertson’s nixes its self-checkout lane , a woman faces 93 days in jail because of her garden , and another woman dies after having sex wit...

STELLA!!!! On today’s show a lawyer kills a gator , animals get crunk , a 74 yr old woman kisses anti-gay preacher at pride , Fox News gets hacked , a motorcyclist dies at a rally protesting helmet laws , and a Floridiot hits the bong while driving ….with a brood of children in the backseat. This week’s featured song is “Rye Whiskey” by Punch Brothers [youtube]http://...

Greetings. Jon and the Double D’s are in the cat studio. At the top of the show the trio discuss Diane’s second place marathon finish and Jon’s second place finish in a poker tournament. News stories include : Florida teens may sext without fear of becoming felons , a Plano teacher claims not all “sex with student” stories are equal , a porta-potty peeping tom is caug...

What a difference a day makes. On this week’s episode Diane is in bandages, Danielle wrecks her car, Jon contemplates makeup, and Paul facebooks. Hot Topics include : a woman drives into a swamp (because the GPS told her to), a study finds that homophobic men are aroused by gay porn , another study reveals what people believe makes one a good husband/wife , a Portland man urinates in the cit...

On this week’s show, Diane talks PhotoMojo , Jon talks Weiner, Danielle dances again, and Paul is planning a party. This week’s news blabber includes : one girl’s sweet sixteen is crashed by 1500 uninvited guests , roads closed in Georgia so that the zombies may walk , a California treasure hunter vows to find Bin Laden, Harold Camping suffers a stroke , a contortionist thief get...

Jon welcomes Tim, Gregg, and Danny from The Fourth Ace Poker Club into the cat studio for a fun Evening Bender. The quartet talk about the origins the Dallas’ finest card room, shared stories about bad beats, and discussed the possibility or organizing a charity tournament in the near future. Click here if you are interested in learning more about The Fourth Ace Poker Club.

If it’s Tuesday, it’s Secretly Timid. Diane talks crossover, Jon plays with his hair, Danielle dances, and Paul makes a great zombie. In the news today : one town’s  aggravated cock , a call for a ban on circumcision gaining momentum, a boy sells a kidney for an iPad , and a Florida man kills two and avoids jail by paying restitution . This week’s featured song is &#822...

On today’s show, Danielle demonstrates proper one-armed push-up technique, Paul goes to the drive-in and Jon finishes 2nd in a poker tournament. News stories include: a Baylor student arrested for whackin’ off into a passed-out friend’s mouth, a Floridian arrested for whackin’ off on an airplane , and an outbreak of horse herpes forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies. T...

It’s boy’s night at Secretly Timid. Jon changes his inappropriate ways and Paul shares his favorite podcasts. The two then talk comic books and the season finale of Survivor, The Amazing Race and Celebrity Apprentice. News stories include Lars Von Trier’s Nazi speech at Cannes , residents at a Singapore apartment drinking corpse-tainted water , Canadian parents who are keeping...

When the roll is called up yonder Jon and Jill will be total Nells and Diane will watch her dog pant. “Doomsday Averted” by Rasputina is featured in this episode.

Welcome to Secretly Timid’s pre-rapture party. The gang starts things off with a colorful discussion about iPhone for the visually impaired, Bin Laden’s porn cache, a 8-year old being injected with botox, Huckabee and Trump’s decision to not run for President in 2012, and (naturally) the rapture. News stories include a park in Massachusetts (not New York as Jon reported) which...

Jon, Jill, and Paul throw the hot topics aside and devote the entire show to trashy, rashy reality television. This week’s featured tune comes courtesy of Alex Winston and is called “Sister Wife.” If you like what you hear, purchase her stunning EP on Amazon.com.

Diane and the pips interview recording artist Tim Moyer on a special episode of Secretly Timid. Topics include his new video for his song “Eleven,” faith and spirituality, his involvement in Playing for Change , and his new record label, Naked Acoustic . [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGwoL0Fs2Aw[/youtube] Be sure to check out his tunes on Amazon , and if you are in souther...