Secretly Timid

It’s Secretly Timid Tuesday, y’all, and boy what a show do we have for you. On today’s show, Danielle tells us about meeting her beau’s family for the first time, the crew put the kibosh of the Chick-Fil-A debacle, and the crew finally talk about Project Runway. This week’s Hot Topics include : a 17 -year old builds an artificial ‘brain’ that can detect br...

Holy Smokes! It’s Tuesday! On today’s show, the crew reads some emails and talk about faeries. Hot topics include : Is Chick-Fil-A posing as a young woman on Facebook? Oh, and there is a new theory that a spoonfull of semen may cure pregnant women’s morning sickness. Yum. This week’s featured song is Run People, Run  from the album, Yossis  by The Sun Parade .

How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken? How loose is your goose? Our goose is TOTALLY loose! On this week’s show the honorable Paul, Danielle and Jon are joined by Ms. Nan Little Kirkpatrick. Hot topics include : A clever thief escapes capture by running topless , a gunman opens fire at the the Batman screening , Chick-Fil-A is totally anti-gay , and followers of Tony Roberson...

On Today’s show, the honorable Paul brings Cactus Lime beer, Danielle has a big opening next Saturday, and Jon is no etymologist. First up, the trio discuss the Walking Dead Season 3 trailer which debuted at SDCC. Check it out below : [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_lkap-uFA[/youtube] This week’s hot topics include : A town has a pussy for a mayor , a man drives his car thro...

Well I hope you are happy. I am covered in whiskey. On today’s show, Jon gets drunk, Paul is honorable, and Danielle is as dashingly beautiful as ever. The cast answers an email from the fabulous Maria in NYC and Jon rants about birthday gals pinning dollar bills to their chest. Hot topics include : Brad Pitts momma pens an angry letter , condoms may be mandatory on a porn set near you , a j...

Hidey-HO! One today’s show, Todd Steinberg joins Jon and Danielle for a round table of gelatinous jibbery-do. You may remember Mr. Steinberg for his animated pilot, Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader . Well, he fills us in on where his project is and asks us what our weapon of choice would be in the coming zombie apocalypse. Danielle shoots a video…wherein she is covered...

On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Danielle is covered in mosquito bites, Paul gets elected, and Jon stares at Nightcrawler’s package. Hot topics include: Jerry Sandusky was found guilty , gropers pick the wrong victim , the Octomom releases a “self-pleasure” video , and an elderly woman is bullied on a school bus . This week’s featured song is  never stop...

Welcome to another fine episode of Secretly Timid. Danielle has food poisoning!! Oh NO! But don’t fret, Amanda Preston is in studio…and she brought a friend name J.M.! All that and Paul is back from his week sabbatical! On today’s show, Jon and J.M. share some embarrassing self-love stories. Jon, J.M. and Amanda share high school stories (they went to the same one), and Paul bro...

On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Amanda Preston returns, Danielle’s loins burn, and Jon is all about the grammar. This week’s hot topics include : hey, why not have your kid’s birthday party at a gun range? , an obese woman’s corpse sets a crematorium on fire , an artist turns his dead cat into a helicopter , and Gwyneth Paltrow pisses off twitter . Thi...

Merry Secretly Timid Tuesday, y’all. On today’s show, Danielle is injured, Jon is angered, and Paul takes photos of his food. Hot topics include : A walker stabs himself and throws his intestines at the police , another walker eats his roommate’s brain and heart , a porn star walker flees to Europe (update…is arrested in Berlin), and a homeless walker attacks and tries to e...

Hope you all had a great Memorial’s Day! On today’s show, Diane returns, Danielle’s loins burn, and Jon got it at Versace. Hot Topics include : An Arizonian cat-eating woman is found with 64 animals , a maid in Singapore spikes her bosses coffee with her menstrual blood , a man is ticketed for not using his emergency break after his jeep plunges off a cliff , and a man is shot...

On today’s episode of Secretly Timid, Dani is back, Jon is overtly inappropriate, Paul knows how fingers work, and special guest Amanda Preston sings like an angel…but winks like a Devil. Hot topics include…errr…well….we barely got to the hot topics this week…we were too busy catching up with Danielle! This week’s featured song is Every Single Night  by F...

Shhhh! On today’s episode Paul’s husband, Michael, sits in for a busy Dani G while Jon bitches and drinks some super potent Indian Beer.  The trio discuss a variety of topics including : President Obama voices his support for gay marriage , a man stabs his friend after an argument over who was better in bed , Pauly D gets sued , assfucks buy a Trayvon Martin shooting range target , an...

Hello, dear friends. On today’s show listener Sydnie joins Jon and Paul in the beginning, and Danielle returns for the very end!! Why? Oh, because we were on the latest episode of the Game Night Guys ! On this week’s episode, Jon pimps out podcasts Bitches be Trippin’ and Mutant A Day , Paul  is a guest on 7th Row Center , and Sydnie has aspirations of starting not one, but two...

Ugh oh…Jon’s hungover again. But it’s ok, ’cause Alonso Duralde from the Linoleum Knife podcast (and about a gillion other projects) is on the show! On this week’s episode, Jon’s phone explodes, Paul has a black eye, and Alonso brings some spotted dick. This week’s Hot Topics include : a jilted lover surgically removes all of her ex’s teeth , a woman...

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, the crew drink mimosas, Danielle curates an art show, Jon is sad at work, and Paul love the B in Apt. 23. This week’s hot topics include : new contacts give you supervision , a flight’s landing is aborted because the pilot was texting , a women on a business trip injures herself during sex and is awarded worker’s comp , and Tyra Ban...

Oh dear. She went there. On this week’s show Jon is hungover, Paul is huge, and Danielle has a glittery….well. Jon then retracts his support of KONY2012, supports Human Rights Watch , and puts letter writer Martin on blast. (Is that the phrase?) Hot topics include : A Texas nudie maid service causes a stir , an intruder drinks champagne/takes a shower/is arrested , Snackman is New York...

Greetings! We hope you all had a great Easter! On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Danielle, Paul, and Jon are joined by writer/critic Dave White from the Linoleum Knife podcast . Dave shares some L.A. stories (especially that one in which an arsonist blew up not only his car…but also his husband’s (Hi Alonso!)) and lets rip some profanity. Diane chimes in with another Betwe...

This episode was so much fun that I cannot remember what we talked about!!! April fools. :/ But it was super, duperly fun! On today’s episode Paul, Jon, and Danielle rap over Stella Artois. They also talk about porn,  personal grooming, and play with mustaches courtesy of The Game Night Guys . Oh, and the trio visit with Diane in a special Between Here and Cool  segment. OH, and the cast t...

We made it to 100!!! On this milestone episode, the cast gets drunk, Paul bakes some cakes, and Jon turns 31. The double D’s (Diane and Danielle) set the Walking Dead clock for 5 mins, and later Jon also plugs some great new podcasts including : Bitches be Trippin’ and Talking with Erik and Dave . Check ’em out! Hot Topics include : Koney 2012 and Trayvon Martin case. This week&#...

It’s hiatus week!!! But we just couldn’t go a week without putting something out for you all! So this episode is a chance for us to say a very heartfelt thank you to you! We also added a little pre-show chat from last year that you may not have heard. We can’t wait to record eps. 100 next week and can’t wait to taste Paul’s cake. Thanks so much for supporting us. You...

This week we have a very, very special guest in the cat studio. DANIEL MITCHELL!!! From the I Can’t Believe I’m a Loser podcast. Even though ICBIAL is a Seattle based show,  it just so happens that Daniel is from the DFW area and is in town visiting family. With Diane off being a mother and Danielle off taking photos of Parisian mustaches, the dudes talked about such topics like mastu...

On the next installment of Secretly Timid Paul ambushes, Jon sings, and Danielle dances. Hot Topics include : Olivia Munn’s phone gets hacked , a MMA fighter with a past in gay porn is on the next season of FX’s Ultimate Fighter ,   Andrew Breitbart’s untimely death creates a shit storm of conspiracy theories , and a rear-end collision becomes hilariously ironi c . The cast also...

Greetings friends and lovers, and welcome to another all-new episode of Secretly Timid. On today’s show Jon smells, Paul screams, and Danielle professes her love of the mustache ride. The timid trio discuss the Academy Awards (and judge the fashion) and the latest episode of The Walking Dead. Hot Topics include : A website claims to turn deceased Mormons gay , wheelchairs from the future w...

Yay! It’s Secretly Timid Tuesday! On today’s show the cast plays some voicemails, Jon may have found a new Cat Studio, Paul dishes out some puns, and the ladies collaborate on a future art show. Hot topics include : ESPN get’s all racist , a teacher coerces her fifth graders to make holiday cards for her incarcerated, child-porn possessing beau , a valentine’s day kinkfest...