Secretly Timid

Good day, sir and madam. So we didn’t win the Podcast Award…but we won your heart! On this week’s show, Danielle is sick, Nan thinks anorexics are hard to work with, and Brian is full of analogies. This week’s hot topics include : Musician uses phony online dating profile to trick iPhone thief Steubenville High School Students Joke About Rape In Video Leaked By Anonymous St...

It’s that time again!!! Happy New Years, dear friends!! In celebration this episode the cast (joined by special guest Dianna) discuss their favorite Film, Television show, Album, Book, and News story from 2012 – (except for the Book, the book can be from any era). Drum Roll PLEASE :   Film Nan – A Separation Danielle – Marina Abramovic The Artist is Present Dianna &#82...

Merry Christmas! On today’s show Jon and Brian are hungover and Danielle wears a super fun sweater. Hot Topics include : Protesters riot in India after a woman is gang-raped  An op-ed on Nate Silver, gay identity, visibility, and labeling  (thanks Mr. Duralde) An op-ed regarding the link between mass-killings and white male privilege Squeezing boobies may prevent cancer  

Greetings, my little fresh potatoes. On today’s show Danielle is concussed while Jon, Nan, and Brian fight. This week’s hot topics include: a dissolving condom is in development a meteorologist is fired for responding to racist fan mail a mommy-daughter porn due cause a controversy is the world going to end? a man sells his surname This week’s featured song is Secret Days  by Sc...

Good day, friends! On this week’s all-new episode of Secretly Timid Dani is absent and Brian dreams of starting a charity to benefit kitties. This week’s hot topics include: A scene from The Walking Dead has one viewer in a Tizzy  Mitch McConnell filibusters himself The APA declassifies transgender as a mental disorder Congress votes to remove “lunatic” from law Texas ma...

Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday! On today’s show, Nan returns from Spain! This week’s Hot Topics include : 2 women fight over a sex toy , a follow up to a local story regarding an alleged rape in which a reporter loses his job for criticizing the publications treatment of the victim , 4 female soldiers file a lawsuit over the pentagon’s combat exclusion policy , a man sues his wife...

Howdy folks!! Are you ready for an all-new, available exclusively on Secretly Timid. com episode of Secretly Timid?? On today’s show, Tech Tard Kyle Kondas fills in for Nan (who is on holiday in Spain). Jon shares grim premonitions with Danielle and the crew talk sports. This week’s Hot Topics include : Raven’s Wide Receiver Jacoby Jones says something to a sideline reporter th...

Let us all welcome special guest Kyle Kondas to Secretly Timid! This week’s hot topics include : a woman runs over her husband for not voting , a woman in Ireland dies after being denied an abortion , an ABC affiliate mistakenly airs a photo-shopped cover of General Petraeus’s bio cover , Pat Robertson says something stupid , and a milk truck offers breast feeding mommas a safe pla...

On this week’s episode, Nan is away, Danielle poos glitter, and the crew gets political. Hot topics include : 4 more years! A man tattoos Romney’s logo on his face , a woman posts some racial slurs about our President and expresses hope he is assassinated on Facebook , and LA County porn is condom full ! This week’s featured track is Funny Heartbeat  by Kisses . Don†t forg...

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Jon is hungover, Dani wears big glasses, and Nan and Brian get smart about stuff. This week’s hot topics include : some zombie costumes are way too convincing , UK kids are mistakenly given cocaine rather than candy on Halloween , a Highland Park High Schooler’s rape arrest sparks interesting discussions , and Mike Signorile says someth...

Welcome to episode 131!!! On this week’s show, Jon get’s drunk and Nan makes special guest (and new regular cohost) Brian Harmless super uncomfortable. Hot Topics include : A carjacker gets high, defecates in a cop car and eats his own finger , a woman fakes a hate crime , a firefighter rigs his ex’s dryer to explode , and a cop had plans to murder and eat over 100 women . This w...

On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Nan and Jon discover they share something in common, and Danielle thinks men should be ashamed of their small penises. This weeks Hot Topics include : a female cosplayer will not put up with bullshit , Illinois Rep Joe Walsh thinks that women no longer die during childbirth , doing gay porn doesn’t make Reese Rideout gay-but it does make hi...

***Friends!! The audio for this episode is all sorts of jacked. We offer our most humble of apologies. We will fix it by next episode.**** What’s up y’all? On a very special tragic episode of Secretly Timid Paul makes an announcement. We had some hot topics, but who cares. This one is about Paul…and Jon’s stupid stories.   This week’s featured song is “ Don&#82...

Oh, mimosas. How we love thee. On this week’s episode Brian Harmless joins Jon, Nan, and Danielle on a raucous show full of blunders and impalings. Hot topics include : A girl is in hot water after auctioning off her virginity , Todd Akin is at it again ,   a woman shoots her husband after he threatens her cat , and a man is arrested after he shoves a sandwich in his wife’s face . T...

On today’s show Paul is out of town and Danielle is busy with Dallas Vidfest, so the amazing Brian Harmless sits in with Nan and Jon. This week’s hot topics include : A poop transplant saves a woman’s life , a town rallies behind a bullied teen ,   cheerleaders fight for the right to draw biblical quotes on that stupid sheet of paper football players run through , and actor John...

Howdy, y’all. On today’s episode, the crew discuss some stuff and Delylah looks cute. Hot topics include: A woman finds out her husband was her father , an Iranian woman attacks a cleric after he criticizes her fashion sense ,  makelovenotporn tackles sex education for the modern American , and a New Hampshire Sheriff Candidate vows to use deadly force to stop abortions . This week&#8...

The following episode of Secretly Timid was broadcast live on Sunday, September 16, 2012 as part of the Pride 48 marathon of podcasts. It was hella fun. Hot topics included : Amanda Bynes can’t drive , a high school holds a spirit day drenched in rape culture , Rick Santorum calls the Republican Base stupid , and a naked man gnaws on a woman’s head . A special thanks to all those invol...

What? What?! On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Paul is out and Danielle is still in New York, so Nan and Jon are joined by the wonderful Brian Harmless. Hot Topics include: a judge rules on inmates sex-change request , another judge blames the victim in a sexual assault case , a drunkard accidently kills 70,000 chickens , and a man fakes his death to his girlfriend (and then propos...

Oh my stars and garters. Y’all….Jon got a new computer and for some reason the mics are now super duper sensitive. We apologize if our quality isn’t quite as up to par  compared to past episodes. Hot topics this week’s include : the Republican National Convention happened,  a disgruntled employee bulldozes his office , a new plague hits Yosemite ,  and the Texas State F...

Well hello there. It must be Tuesday. On today’s show, Nan gets an incision, Danielle heads to Brooklyn, Jon says pregnant girls are stupid, and Paul’s back!! Hot Topics include : A Zombie for President? , a toddler fight club ring gets squashed , a California High School is sued over Sex-Ed , and a parent is arrested after accidently leaving her child in the car (and the child dies)....

Greetings from the Cat Studio!! On today’s show, the gang (sans Paul) listens to some voicemails from 7th Row Center and Satyr, and answer an email from Dyna Moxie. Hot Topics include : So, this racist claims his rights were violated when a storeowner told him to leave his store after the racist freaked out when an African-American employee tried to sack his groceries . That was a mouthfull!...

On a very special episode of Secretly Timid, the crew call into The Uncanny X-Cast , How Much Do We Love , and 7th Row Center . Enjoy!

It’s Nina Simone day on Secretly Timid! On this week’s show, Jon can’t pronounce “Ndegoecello,” Nan has a noisy fish whistle, Danielle sneezes, and Paul keeps it classy. This week’s hot topics include : a woman has fingernails where her hair should be , and these police officers go way too far . This week’s featured song is “Be My Husband” by M...