Scrub Hop Talk

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 279 - The guys talk about a story of a couple vandals getting fined hundreds of thousands of dollars for destroying a prehistoric wooly mammoth tusk, drawing some wild comparisons. Then Cotton tells us about his proclivity to sneak out of work early and eat Burger King poolside, and we share our deep concerns for his health and lifestyle. We admit that everything we do is scripte...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 278 - We find a story about a MAGA influencer that says headphones turn their users into homosexuals, and the guys react to this lunacy just like you might expect. The guys see a video of a lumber truck that's completely overloaded to the point that it tips over, drawing some very specific metaphors about our personal lives. Trox starts to choke on his beer and decides to answer...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 277 - The guys talk about words and why some of them are acceptable by YouTube's standards and some aren't, and why we think Cotton is the arbiter of language. Then we watch a video of a group of guys kicking around fireworks and we can't make heads or tails of it, but we sure give it our best. We talk about how Jeff Bezos is no longer the CEO of Amazon, leading to absolute bewil...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 276 - We review a story about a kindergarten teacher who's found doing illicit drugs in the classroom, and the guys have some very interesting takes on what might have brought on such a situation. The boys check out a video of an employee in a warehouse building a pallet and getting trapped against it by a wrapper, bringing J back to his memories of working jobs like this. We mee...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 275 - The guys read a story about an Olympian making a political statement in the snow, leading them to some very interesting theories with the help of ChatGPT. We welcome Juggalo wrestling and Psychopathic Records legend, The Rude Boy, and he doesn't pull any punches when answering some controversial questions. Hype sticker talk is back and J teaches us all about what it's like...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 274 - We hear a story about a guy who had some less than honest intentions with home healthcare nurses that he hired under false pretenses, and J tells us all how shady that kind of scenario can be. Then we see a video of a guy stepping off an airplane as the stairs are being removed from directly under his feet, leading to what we assume are multiple broken legs. We get peppered...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 273 - The guys get deep into the Epstein Files, somehow leading into a discussion about Heated Rivalry and Cotton admits that he doesn't read anything at all. We see a video of a group of ladies playing what appears to be a very dangerous game of teeter totter while in the middle of a rodeo, and it ends just like you'd expect. On our trip down to Florida this week, we meet a girl...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 272 - We review a story about the #1 app in China that's being used to do wellness checks on people living alone, and we get way into the weeds about conversion rates. The guys play some AI generated content of a large number of people jumping into empty pools, which not surprisingly makes JDirty way too excited, while Cotton and Trox get very concerned about his well being. J tr...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 271 - The guys go into a story about a crime theft ring prompting Cotton to reminisce about his failed career in grand theft auto. We see a video of an art installation at Art Basel of a bust of Ben Franklin made out of paper, leading the guys to not only marvel at the incredible sculpture, but also the model demoing it. JDirty mails a package to Cotton and he has absolutely no m...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 270 - We check out a story about a guy who makes a drawing on the cup of a police officer that gets him all sad and bothered, and the guys have some pretty strong opinions about his reaction. We see a video of a couple morons trying to do a trick on a motorcycle that goes horrifically wrong, seemingly permanently damaging the poor lady's bits on the back of the bike. On our trip...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 269 - The guys read a story about a woman taking a Waymo and finding a person in the trunk of the car, leading us to speculate on whether they were dead or alive. We do a deep dive into an Elmer's Glue conspiracy that J is sure we should all be aware of, as we try to figure out what that mascot actually is. We celebrate JDirty's birthday in this week's "What's In The Box?" with a...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 268 - We hear some really unhinged stories from our top left about why he spent time tormenting the adults in his life as a child, but he feels more than justified because they definitely had it coming. The guys review a video of 2 young roommates who set their kitchen on fire trying to cook something and they react in exactly the wrong way, but the guys have very odd takes on th...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 267 - The guys talk all about the idea of getting a hyphenated last name and J expresses his extreme displeasure for the practice entirely. We watch a video of a guy trying to look cool in front of a cafe musician and he embarrassingly falls into the pool, dashing any hopes he had of courting her. J commits to the bit harder than ever, throwing back multiple hours, changing his o...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 266 - We review a story about a guy that patrols the streets handing out machetes and alcohol to the less fortunate, and we speculate about the future war that could break out. Then we take a look at a video of a guy getting launched from across the street and landing on a random pedestrian, channeling thoughts of the old school WWF superstars. JDirty's Box this week is filled wi...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 265 - The guys break down a video of a young lady who decides to throw herself onto her deceased lover's casket as it's being lowered into the ground, inspiring some interesting conversation. We're alarmed to find a couple guys that decide to treat a tank of gasoline that's actively on fire much like a soccer ball, resulting in significant property damage for the entire neighborh...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 264 - We hear a fun story about a guy hijacking a city bus in Canada, but it appears he really just picked up a shift and helped lots of folks safely reach their destinations. The guys stumble upon an incredible video of a couple going through a relationship crisis on the street, involving neighbors and onlookers in the most private and intimate details of their lives. JDirty ann...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 263 - The guys turn to ChatGPT to write us a roast of each other based on its knowledge of our show, and it goes just about as well as you might expect. We find a video of a gentleman in a payphone bank in NYC having a very animated conversation with an unknown participant and the guys take their guesses on who he might be talking to and why he's so furious. We do a deep dive int...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 262 - We review a news story about Meta allegedly feeding copious amounts of adult materials into their AI engines to train it, and the guys have some interesting takes on the amount of videos viewed. Then we take a look at a very interesting video of a dude doing what we assume is a construction project in his closet, balancing on a stool in sandals, and it goes horribly wrong....

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 261 - The guys review a story about a lady receiving body parts in the mail instead of her medication, prompting some very interesting discussion about how they would react if put in the same situation. We see the most insane video submission of a woman using her mouth to chop up carrots for a stew, deeply disturbing everyone. On our trip down to Florida Man this week, we meet a...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 260 - We get in depth into JDirty's medical past and how things that some people might find absolutely disgusting, he finds completely normal and run of the mill. The guys see a video of a gentleman that chugs an entire mug of beer directly into his nose, defying all norms and logic. Cotton appears to be going through an existential crisis after he falls asleep during the show, a...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 259 - The guys get very distracted by a term Cotton insists means something other than what it does, so they go down an Urban Dictionary rabbit hole. We hear a wild story about a lady that J works with who called the police over a missing Uncrustable and it turned into a fiasco enveloping his entire workplace. We take a strange turn into the land of Harry Potter and J shares some...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 258 - Trox totally derails the "This or That" segment for the week, leading to much criticism from the other guys and J making fun of his matching UW merch. We review a submission from Lainie into Tracy's Tip Line that leaves the boys in hysterics, with a guy named Numchuck showcasing his unique talents. J's been spending a lot of time catching his kids up on the cinematic classi...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 257 - The boys review a story about some leopard sharks that are studied while mating in the wild, but there's a twist when we find out they're having threesomes. We see a video of a home exploding and assume the only possible answer is that it was a failed meth lab that went kablooey and the guys have some hot takes. During the show's wrap up, Trox tries to nonchalantly shoot a...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 256 - The guys talk all about the recent news of Jimmy Kimmel's cancellation and how some news outlets are choosing to continue to focus on the Epstein files, but then we take a hard right back into the Stern Show. J puts Cotton on blast about something he said on the show in the past about being mounted by a feral dog, causing Trox to completely fall out dying of laughter. Durin...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 255 - We go into the song of the week and J takes great offense to the fact he's being excluded again and all we're playing are Brothers songs, causing him to toss his chair in disgust. The guys play a video of a woman who completely loses her mind in the middle of an intersection leading to destruction of a vehicle, but the guys can't keep it together due to the state of the ass...