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Can a woman have a clit so enormously large that it warrants being called an "outie”?" A bisexual (gay) man wonders how long he can continue in his heterosexual marriage. A bleeding-heart liberal lady worries that if she calls the cops on a man waving his dick at her on the bus that she'll be responsible for yet another black man behind bars. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is b...

A man used to getting it every day "at least once a day" is engaged to a woman who won't put out. Should he call it off? A teenage lesbian has a super-creepy neighbor who hits on her and threatens suicide. Classy, right? Hear the disturbing tale of the sex-crazed lawyer. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today:...

A GGG (good, giving, and game) woman is willing to pee on her husband but finds it physically difficult. How can she learn to let loose? Nonconsensual choking: It's neither cool nor hot. A man and his big-muscled girlfriend have broken up. How can he find another lady willing to grow big biceps for him? A gay man is terribly, terribly ticklish, and it's not funny. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064...

Oh, bloody hell! An American woman met a British chap in England and fell in love. Now they're together in the U.S., but he's going home soon. What's a lovesick Yank to do? A jealous woman is so in love, and it's a beautiful thing. Should she slash her boyfriend's ex's tires? Hear three tales of women on the verge of cheating. Hear Dan's wildly inconsistent advice. And more. Call us at 206-302-206...

Marshmallow up the ass. Any potential dangers? Speaking of danger, a woman wants to try choking and wonders how to do it safely. Do thongs give you gas? Can you get infections from sex toys? Apparently, this is the show of danger! Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman living in Wasilla, Alaska, wants to mate with a local. Odds are, he's a batshit-crazy Christian conservative. Should she fuck him anyway? A gay man into dom/sub play wants to do a frat-boy scene. If you dare, hear his sinister scheme. A woman is fed up with her boyfriend's use of baby talk during sex. Goo goo ga ga. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. D...

A straight man is suddenly turned on by his male coworker. Is he a 'mo now? A career military man wonders if it's unethical to seek a mate, knowing she'll have to follow him all over the world. A drug counselor takes Dan to task for recommending XTC. Dan takes her to task for being emotionally manipulative. And you get a front-row seat. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by...

It's the Crazy Fucking Parents episode! Enjoy. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A woman agonizes over whether she should tell her two gay friends that they are both getting played by a new man on the scene. A self-described "fuck machine" has finally met someone she really likes. But when they have sex, her boyfriend seems to turn into Dick Cheney. A man has unwittingly trained his dog to lap up his come. Really. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by A...

Dan? I love the ladies, but I also love cock. What should I call myself? Bi? Metrosexual? Dan? A self-described bisexual lady is horrified to discover that she is only attracted to men. A straight woman uses a sex- and relationship-advice podcast to satisfy her curiosity about gay sex. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of...

A high-school student marvels at the vast army of bisexuals marching through the halls. A man got his messed-up girlfriend pregnant. Now she's living in hotels with the child, and he wants custody. Is it cool to wear your girlfriend's clothes at work? Actress dates actor. Actor breaks up with actress. But now, actor and actress are cast in a show in which they play lovers. Save me a seat! Call us...

Two tales of texting exes: Is obsessive texting a modern way of cheating? Her friend is in a miserable, sexless marriage. Is it wrong to advise her to cheat in order to save the relationship? A betrothed couple have been saving themselves for marriage for religious reasons. But what if they're a lousy match sexually? Would that make God happy? Well would it? Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode w...

A man in his 20s is dating an 18-year-old woman. He's trying to be a good and responsible lover but still wonders if he's being a creep. A man and his mother watching TV together argue about whether rape fantasies are icky or not. She's into being humiliated. He's into humiliating her. Still, she wonders: "Why is he doing this to me?" And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is bro...

First, a semantics discussion. Does the word "fetish" have to be so very dirty? A man in his 20s wonders if he can calm his brain down and curb his desire to bang every woman he sees. A woman complains that her lover won't go down on her, yells at her, and then whines that he doesn't want her to break up with him. When is the right time for a bisexual come out to his lovers? And a lot more. Call u...

Poly pain: It's so sad when one person wants to open the relationship and the other doesn't. You know what else is sad? When your boyfriend tells you he's asexual. A woman with strong pro-–gay rights views discovers to her horror that her fiancé is against gay marriage. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman wonders if she lacks a clitoris. Dan speaks with a guest human-sexuality expert to get the answer. A 19-year-old REALLY doesn't want to get his anorexic girlfriend pregnant. Would you? A fit and confident 17-year-old gay boy on the swim team struggles with his crush on a macho dickhead. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free...

A potentially kinky female college nerd is having a hard time finding others of her ilk. A gay man wants to come out to his longtime conservative religious buddy. Does this spell the end of their friendship? She likes lesbian porn. She lies to her boyfriend about liking lesbian porn. What will happen when she comes clean? Hear the yapping of dog-lovers offended by Dan's anti-dog sentiments. Bad Da...

Obama has yanked funding for abstinence-only education. But the damage is done. Just how dumb is our children? Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. But boy has decided to adhere to an obscure Jewish tenet that disallows any contact between boys and girls. What's a nice sane Jewish girl to do? She likes to be on top, but she feels like he finds it terribly, terribly dull. Should she demand that he perk...

A caller, speaking for all the unrealizable fetishists of the world, reassures Dan that he needn't worry so much. Dog custody: the problem with visiting her dog is that she has to see that other bitch. Listen to a man fight for self-control as he describes his jealousy problem. A conversation with Tristan Taormino, author of "Opening Up" on the do's and don'ts of open relationships. And a lot more...

OMG! After we stayed at my aunt and uncle's place, they totally found a used condom and some lube! But it wasn't ours! Should a gay man come out to his extended family at an upcoming wedding? Ladies: Dan Savage, noted homosexual, tells you where your G-spot is. A woman's coworker identifies as male. But all her other coworkers call him "her." Should she stand up to the receptionist and the rest of...

Centaur fetishists are coming out of the woodwork! Has anybody heard of the "A-Spot," or is Cosmopolitan magazine fucking with our heads? Are kid-shaped robots for pedophiles in our future? Virginity: Ladies find it hot, too, you know. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A gal threw up a little orange soda while going down on her fella. Disaster or no biggie? On the raging controversy of penis versus vagina, DAN GETS SCHOOLED. By a sex professor, no less. On the problem of romance for sex workers: One caller is a go-go boy who finds his lovers freak the fuck out when they learn his profession. And a former male escort wonders when and how to tell his partners abou...

A 25-year-old virgin man never enjoyed sexual activity until he fixed the medical problem with his dick. Now how can he explain his late virginity? A confused masochistic lesbian needs to learn how to back away from the BDSM roles with her twisted top lover when they're out of the sack. A transgender teenager is under severe lockdown from her protective parents. Should she fly the coop? While hous...

Men who love pegging, and the ladies willing to oblige them. Two sordid tales. Women are supposed to have their sexual peak in their 30s. Here's a woman who thinks she peaked at 16. In an earlier call, a teenager confessed his desire to knock his girlfriend up. Did he? And more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A formerly obese gay teen worries about his stretch marks. A man can't come, not even when drunk. A woman worries that she will soon be an unwilling date-rape accomplice. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.