Savage Lovecast

Gentle listeners of the podcast, it pains us to have to remind you to TEND TO YOUR UNICORN. In other words, if you have secured a lovely lady who is willing to be the third in your three-way, you are obligated to do her the courtesy of providing her with an ORGASM. Jesus Christ, people.   In other matters concerning etiquette, it is now officially BAD FORM to open your relationship to include your...

What is the proper etiquette when you are offered $20 on the street to perform a sex act? A female sex worker in a new relationship wants to leave the life. Her boyfriend wants her to leave the life. But the money is so damn good! Can she ask him to support her while she gets her new life together? Can slapping a girl who didn't want to be slapped be reasonably construed as a "dick move"? We thoug...

The open-minded father of a 14-year-old lesbian wonders if he should allow her to have sleepovers with her girlfriend. Dan's position on the Mormon poly lifestyle… revealed! Is it intolerable to dump your boyfriend right when he's about to go into surgery? And more ethical dilemmas.206-201-2720Comment on what you heard here at And be sure to get yourself a copy of the Savage Love App for iTunes an...

A meddling, deluded mother changes the relationship status on her gay son’s Facebook page to say he’s interested in women. How can this patient son help his mother through her tantrum phase?       A young woman’s 19-year-old cousin is planning on meeting a 42-year-old man she met online. He claims to be in an open relationship. What could go wrong?       A woman and her Method-actor boyfriend plan...

A bi man and his lady enjoyed glorious bi-friendly sex until they had a baby. Then she demanded an immediate end to his bisexuality for fear he isn't a good enough role model for their son. Doesn't that suck?    A lesbian and her lady made a commitment to lose weight together. Our heroine has succeeded where her partner hasn't even tried. Does the caller have the right to demand that her partner l...

Dan Savage? What is the connection between homosexuals and unicorns?    Can a gay man make out with a straight girl? Can he do that??   A woman complains that her boyfriend lays out a mighty sexy scene when he's texting her, but when it's time to actually do anything, he can't deliver. Is this a case of Madonna/whore syndrome?    And so much more.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by...

Seriously now. What's the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of your jiz?    When encountering a man masturbating under cover of bushes in a public park, is it your responsibility to report him to the authorities?    A woman is having mind blowing sex with a chronic liar. Should she just nod and smile and take the sex, or run as fast as she can in the other direction?    What would you d...

More rantings about a man named Weiner. Are garter belts inherently sexist, and is there a male equivalent?  Dan interviews Ogi Ogas, co-author of "A Billion Wicked Thoughts"  in which two computational neuroscientists embark on the largest study of sexuality since Kinsey.    And more.  206-201-2720     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savag...

Is it wrong to contact the subsequent lovers of your lying, cheating, abusive ex and compare notes? What if one of the notes is that you have herpes?    A closeted lesbian is worried that if she comes out it will impact her parents- pillars in their conservative community.    A jealous lover makes his boyfriend write essays about his previous relationships. Dan has five special letters for this ca...

How do you ask your lady if her boobs are the work of god or man?    A woman engaged to be married wants to help a gay couple she knows by being a surrogate mother. Her fiancé isn't having it. Who should prevail?    Poppers! Deep fried snack or sex enhancing drug- they're both nasty.    Call us. Tell us everything.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio bo...

Today we are joined by the venerable athiest, science-lovin', feminist blogger Jen McCreight who has a thing or two to say about skepticism. She takes Dan to task for his lack of critical thinking while interviewing a recent guest about female ejaculation.    So, the calls today are all viewed through the cold, hard prism of science. This all BEFORE the rapture proved to be a non-event. That took...

This week we are joined by the good doctor Vy Chu- a specialist in gay men's health.  So there's a lot of talk about butts.        And balls. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to www..   You can and should comment on this show over...

What does a neglectful drunk have to do to win his wife back?    A man with a doll fetish wonders if his turn-on for the "little girl" look automatically makes him a pedophile.    An attractive man with a homely girlfriend wonders if he's missing out by leaving all the world's hotties on the table.    And more.  206-201-2720   Hello Randy Marquardt from West Bend K-12!  Email ole Randy at rmarquar...

Too much information? A woman confides in a friend that she is having an affair. Now the friend feels on the hook with this unwanted knowledge. Should she tell or clam up? A man and his girlfriend have agreed to embark on an open relationship. But it's open only for him. She's not allowed to go outside the relationship. Is this okay? Heike Rodriguez, an educator who teaches women how to achieve fe...

What happens when you're turned on by rape fantasies and then you actually get raped? Time to find a new fantasy.    Marijuana! Is it Viagra for women?    A transvestite in Kansas: A college crossdresser finds it hard to meet women who will accept him for who he is.      We accept you.  Call us at 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . Today's...

A woman is having an affair with a man who is probably gay. Should she help him to cross the line into homo-land, or butt out and find somebody who digs chicks?    A man is dating a gal who is perfect in every way except for one little problem. She is bat-shit, loony tunes crazy. Is the sex worth it?    A queer woman has a girlfriend who's a real snoozer in the sack. She calls her hot gender-queer...

OMG! Don't you hate it when you go to a gay bar, make out with TWO gay men (even though you are a woman), and then totally don't remember it because you were, like, too drunk? How do you tell your on-again, off-again lover that you are suddenly into kink? This includes a bonus anti-choking sermon from Father Dan Savage. Don't do it. A lost lesbian bemoans the fact that she is a butch dyke attracte...

It's the one-minute wonder show! All calls less than one minute long! All answers less than one minute long! Why me talking like Hulk?    Topics covered: Friends with overgrown bushes, herpes dating sites, more come, less come, loud neighbors, master-slave role-play, icing on boobs and so much more.   Call us quickly!!  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audi...

When he first met his future wife in college, she was a sex machine. Now their sex life is vanilla and boring. Is it all over for him? Has he missed out?    Dan speaks with a staff member for the ACLU, doing the work and opening up a can of whup-ass on bigots and homophobes.   A woman begs Dan to decode her dark fantasies. And decode them he does.    And more.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is br...

How to engineer the perfect fuck-buddy. She has him somewhat trained. But he won't buy his own condoms, and he won't switch and let her sub for a while. Can she perfect him?    A woman and her husband have agreed to open up their marriage. But what will their friends and neighbors think when the gossip starts to fly?    A man and a woman are coworkers. They share a small lab space together and wor...

We start the show off with a little wedding drama. The best man turns out to be a skirt-chasing cad. Should the bride & groom boot him out of the wedding or plug their noses and let him stand up?    A married man isn't getting any at home. Can we blame him if he accepts the occasional blow job from a gay man?    An American woman living in the Middle-East is dating a Pakistani man. He's a lousy, s...

At the age of 22, a married woman is sick of sex with her husband and wants to branch out. Can Dan save her marriage?  How can you avoid the typical pitfalls of a friends-with-benefits relationship?  After a sadistic lover violated her safe word, a kinky woman is feeling gun-shy about kinky sex. So is her husband.  And more. 206-201-2720  Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off a...

Mike Huckabee? You're not going to like this show one bit.   When friends are dickheads: two tales of nasty pals. One who insults his girlfriend and treats her poorly. Another who writes about his girlfriend on a sex blog against her wishes. Eeesh.   She's young. She's kinky. She has a high sex drive. And… she likes to wear diapers and drink from a sippy cup. How can this lass find true love?   An...

A gay man who used to be bullied in high school testifies that when you get older, not only does it get better…it gets interesting.    Three tales of porn: A man's long distance girlfriend forbids him from watching porn. A porn-friendly lady wants more porn, porn made for ladies. And, a man's boyfriend fucks him like it's a porno movie- no foreplay, no nothing. And that sucks!    By the way, we ho...

A crazy bitch who goes out dancing on a second date with a guy she really likes ends up making out with a completely different guy on the dance floor, and then she worries about being perceived as a "crazy bitch." "I want to do anal right," proclaims a man preparing to pleasure his girlfriend. To help field this one, Dan enlists the help of Tristan Taormino, author of "The Ultimate Guide to Anal S...