Savage Lovecast

We're back! And what did we come back to? Online dishonesty, webcam addiction, and incest paranoia.    Ah, you people. It's nice to be home.   206-201-2720     Today's episode is brought to you by the magical Stack Soap. Stack Soap allows you to merge your old soap slivers into a brand-new bar that lasts forever. You get clean AND touch infinity. www.stacksoap.com.     Today's episode is brought t...

Sorry folks- no show this week. Dan is on "vacation," in deepest, darkest Europe, "relaxing." Or something.   Call us and cry about it: 206-201-2720 See you next week. 

A man's boyfriend's super-hot ex-lover is coming back to town. Should he feel jealous and insecure when they go out for drinks, or start scheming to make a three-way happen?    A man got dumped by his girlfriend. He demanded that she submit an explanation in writing. For some reason, she hasn't done this yet. Any chance they'll get back together?    And a typical question about dick-biting.    Ho...

A most magnanimous woman is married to a man who likes trans women. Instead of buying her an anniversary present, he bought himself time with a trans dominatrix. She wants to forgive.    A kinky widow is falling for a trans woman. But she isn't used to the staring and general hostility toward trans people. How can she tell her vanilla friends all about her new, interesting girlfriend?    Dan speak...

Do you know what a "'bater" is? A 'bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a 'bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think?    A bride-to-be enlists Dan's advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon.    A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan speaks with human sexuality expert Dr. Debby Herbenick on what she can do.    And more. ...

This week, we present a live recording of the Savage Lovecast. We recorded the fundraiser show in Seattle at the Neptune Theatre, along with musical guests Garfunkel and Oates and a special appearance by Washington State senator Ed Murray.   And the usual topics were covered: auto-fellatio, giving vibrators as gifts, sex with ducks. Ho hum.   This was a super-fun show. We hope you like it.   You c...

Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?!   A lesbian has a male best friend—her “dyke Mike.” But this gentleman has been sending her rambling missives of a highly sexual nature. Is it the pain medication he’s currently on, or does she need to tell him to keep his horny thoughts to himself?   A woman begs the straight male population to please stop sending pictures of their penises.  ...

Isn't it sad when a lady can't come? Hear two tales of ladies who can't come with another person involved, and Dan's elegant solutions.  You know what else is sad? When a man can't get horny. That's sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich.  "But how do mangos fit into all of this?" you ask.    Listen, and you will find out.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a f...

Ugh! She's so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with another woman. Bored with calling him a "little bitch." The real problem is that he won't lift a finger to give her what she wants. It just goes to show that when you're into vanilla, kinky sex can be dull, dull, dull.  Another woman wonders how to be GGG when the sex he wants makes her cry.  And yet another woman asks how sh...

Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down? Now that you and Dan have been communing lo these past six years, he feels that he can trust you enough to share a little secret. We won't say what it is here, but it involves his butt.   A straight girl feels like a prying fool for asking her lesbian coworker how she got pregnant.   Dan speaks with Jennifer Pritchett, owner of Smitten Kitten, about toxic se...

Dan advises a recovering alcoholic on how to let people know why he's drinking ginger ale in the bar without causing the date to come to a screeching halt. Is it better to admit that you've been dumped or keep on circling around trying to seek "closure"? Hey, cute, flirty straight boys! Why do you have to tease your homo buddies so hard? And more.  Can you stand it?  206-201-2720 This episode is b...

A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed. Nothing sexual. Is she obligated to tell her boyfriend about this revenue stream? A 40-year-old man is dating a 20-year-old man who was a friend of his kids from a previous marriage. Is it just one of love's many whims or is he the mayor of Creepytown? And hear a cautionary tale of lies, passion, and extortion on Grindr. 206-20...

How do you hit on someone with Aspergers? This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan speaks with Maxine Aston, author and relationship counselor who specializes in relationships and Aspergers Syndrome. Find her at Also, supporting sissy sons, kinky glitter and the damage that youthful experimentation can do.  Confidential to everyone who lost your virginity last night: Congratulations!  206-201-2720  ...

Bisexuals! Grab your pitchforks and fire up those torches. This show is all about you.    Also, does a BJ get you into the Mile High Club?    A man who will be staying with his sister-in-law for a few months wonders if he needs to keep his carnal relations inaudible.    Shhhhhhh!  206-201-2720   Neal Boulton is over at   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off you...

Dan counsels a very GGG woman on how she can lovingly kick her boyfriend in the nuts.   Rape scenarios are tricky, aren't they? You have to plan and communicate clearly, or you might end up in jail. But does it kill the sexy to say, "Okay, honey, I'll rape you next Tuesday"?   And "Miss Manners" Savage has the solution for how to send the third in your three-way off to the guest bed.   Is there no...

A gay man is being stalked by a sexually aggressive woman… in his DREAMS. Another man is being stalked by an actual lady in a waking nightmare. Also, serious conversations about domestic violence and confronting politicians with little knit tchotchkes.   Call us with your quandaries. 206-201-2720   Knit those lady bits! Check out Government Free VJJ here:   The National Domestic Violence Hotline:...

Dan welcomes his old MTV tour wife, the ever-gigglin' Lucy to talk about getting dumped, gender queers and furry pride.    Let Lucy's infectious merriment fill your heart with love.    206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice to...

How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when she is also chronically jealous?  When he was a youth, he and his cousin used to play strip poker. Now the cousin is all grown up, a born again Christian, and pissed. Should make for an awkward family gathering, yes?  A woman is dating a callous, disdainful and incredibly handsome man. He won't have sex with her, but will on...

When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal makes goo-goo eyes at him?  Are parents today too sex-positive? Dan and sex educator Amy Lang talk about water sports among 3-year-olds and a bad place to put Legos.  And more.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG2012 at checkout.  This episode is brought to you by Au...

Introducing… the Panty Bandit! Coming to a bed near you?    A woman is enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship. But the lad always bolts out of bed postcoitus without so much as a quick kiss good-bye. Would a little cuddling kill him?    A woman's boyfriend admits that he isn't sexually attracted to women. He's exclusively attracted to animals. Dan brings in Dr. Jesse Bering of Scientific Am...

We begin our podcast with arguably the sleaziest caller we've ever encountered. It really has to be heard to be believed.  How can you help a friend when she's hung up on a psycho?  To aid a man who's wife has no libido whatsoever, Dan enlists the help of human sexuality expert, scientist, author and the generally convivial Dr. Debby Herbenick. And Dan speaks with mighty Washington state Senator E...

Yet another snooping girlfriend finds a cache of straight anal porn on her boyfriend's computer. Does this mean he should try sleeping with men?   Poor babysitter: The 5-year-old she was taking care of accidentally watched some homemade porn starring… her parents! How can the babysitter mitigate the damage?   And, is it possible to come out… too much?   Plus a lot more.  206-201-2720   This episod...

A lesbian's partner shows her love by paying for everything. Unfortunately, she's kind of a jerk otherwise.  A man can't please his lady in bed unless he's blasted drunk. When sober, he worries that she's too tender and shy for the rough treatment she likes.  The mother of a little person is worried about all the little-people fetishists out there who will be interested in her daughter. She's only...

The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your medical questions and submit to Dan's unique brand of torture. Dan and Doc discuss smoking weed while pregnant, herbal abortions, torn penises, and more. Some choice lines to listen for: "We aren't running out of Jamaicans" and "Grab the babies and run." Call us up to make us giggle and squirm. 206-201-2720 Today's episod...

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a topless maid agonizes over her role in the aiding and abetting of infidelity. A man's sister employs a nanny. The nanny is hot. Should he shtup the nanny? And hear Dan's timeless Valentine's Day advice. Hint: It holds true on other days of the year, too. 206-201-2720   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout.   ...