Seth Allen
Saudi Aramco's Seth Allen’s Elusive Basketball Pod
Comedian Seth Allen's (@heysethallen, ASSVILLE podcast) Elusive basketball pod. elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
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Seth Allen
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Latest episode
Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Ep.87-BIG SUMMER CHECK-IN: Kusturica vs. Boumtje Boumtje, Mike James 13 Assists, Never-Ending Blazers WTF, Sure other big NBA trades too, and OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA PAY FULL PRICE FOR LEAGUE PASS??! 05.07.2026 26:52
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.86-SCOUT MICHAEL VISENBERG (@NBADraftMikeyV) NBA DRAFT HYPE UP GUIDE! WILD COMPS! PLUS CEBL! KNICKS IN TITLE FOR CLICKS! 16.06.2026 39:53
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.85-Ball Is Life, Philosophically: KAT's proof of the unlimited potential of humanity, Conventional Wisdom taking L's, SAVORING AN INCREDIBLE NBA FINALS AS A SPIRITUAL NECESSITY 06.06.2026 13:18
Ball Is Life, Philosophically: KAT’s proof of the unlimited potential of humanity, Conventional Wisdom taking L’s, SAVORING AN INCREDIBLE NBA FINALS AS A SPIRITUAL NECESSITY This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.84-Most Likeable NBA Finals Ever? Conf Finals Debrief, Wemby aka AGE OF DISCLOSURE, Chet spiritual rehab recommendations, POD MVP AWARD CEREMONY(Taco Bell Baller d'Pod), EUROLEAGUE FINAL POETRY 31.05.2026 26:34
WESTERN CONF FINALS, EUROLEAGUE FINALS, TACO BELL BALLER D’POD AWARD! BIGGEST EP! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.83-EUROLEAGUE COMPRESSED PLAYOFF SEASON DRAMA (Jean Montero!), NBA ELONGATED PLAYOFFS DRAMA (LOL BOSTON!), IS NEW OWNER DISEASE CONTAGIOUS? 08.05.2026 25:22
Jean Montero appreciation ep! We got DRAMA in the Euroleague playoffs, we get to enjoy the CELTICS collapsing, and we catch ourselves a case of NEW OWNER DISEASE (Blazers update). This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.82-Scootaissance II, NBA Playoff Fav Things RN+EUROLEAGUE PLAYOFFS HYPE EP 22.04.2026 21:39
My FAVORITE things about the NBA Playoffs So Far, entering the Second Scootaissance, and gooning to the UNHINGED POTENTIAL OF THE EUROLEAGUE PLAYOFFS. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.81-NBA PLAYOFF HYPE UP+ Kon v. Cooper Racial Dynamics Amongst White America + Top 5 Basketball Events REVEALED 17.04.2026 21:37
Hoooo boy the NBA Playoffs begin and when you STAY hyped you don’t have to GET hyped! Top series guides, Top 5 Basketball Events, and an impromptu exploration of why white America responds differently to Kon than Cooper. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.80-March Gladness, Carlik Jones Euro Magic, Jokic vs. Wemby status, AN INCREDIBLE SATURDAY LOVE STORY 05.04.2026 21:25
CARLIK JONES IS BACK and the basketball galaxy just got even more BRICKED UP. My bracket remains excellent, like the Green Knight film, Jokic vs. Wemby, Final Four, (Thank you Illinois/Balkans), Darius Acuff red flags explored as the hype continues to build, and Arizona finally Gonzaga’d themselves. A great little Saturday. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other sub...
Ep.79-BRICKED UP (respectfully) for elite basketball time 13.03.2026 21:36
Get HYPED for this elite time of year on our liturgical basketball calendar! Tourney! Playoffs! The anticipation! Plus: How to ignore the Kobe Stan Industrial Complex, NBA stakes others are too afraid to even THINK, important events monitoring, and a shocker in POD MVP race. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit el...
Ep.78-PORTLAND STATE HYPE EP W/COACH GABE 22.02.2026 40:01
Portland State home games are THE BEST LIVE BASKETBALL EXPERIENCE IN THE WORLD. I’m joined by PSU Assistant Coach Gabe Palmquist-Clark to talk about why that is, an incredible shakeup to the POD MVP RACE, and Miika Murrinen, who I forced into the conversation. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketball...
Ep.77-NBA Owners Ranked By How Likely They Are to Disappear Pablo Torre, Trade Deadline Lessons, 2019 Draft Debacle, Guys I Believe In No Matter What 06.02.2026 19:53
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.76-Not a Blazers Pod Emergency Blazers Pod with Shain Brenden 29.01.2026 11:24
YOOJ Moment for the Blazers...Maybe This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.75-Cooper Conundrum, All Star Voting SCANDAL, a gross NCAA team up, Darius Acuff, Blazers, Apologies 23.01.2026 39:06
Take a break from NBA trade deadline slop and hear about the best hoops stories the lamesteram media is afraid to bring you: Not a Blazers Pod Blazers Updates, The Best Basketball Experience in Oregon is revealed (Portland State), Dior Johnson teaming up with Billie Gillespie (GROSS), The Universe Wants Darius Acuff for Pod MVP, NA All Star Voting Scandal (PELICANS), checking in with former Pod MV...
Ep.74-Mike Richman (Locked On Blazers) joins to help finally answer the age old question: COULD A TEAM OF 0-TIME ALL STARS BEAT A TEAM OF 1-TIME ALL STARS? And we accidentally talk about the Blazers 02.01.2026 38:58
Ep.74-Mike Richman (LockedOn Blazers) joins to help finally answer the age old question: COULD A TEAM OF 0-TIME ALL STARS BEAT A TEAM OF 1-TIME ALL STARS? And we accidentally talk about the Blazers. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.73-Forecasting Team USA and Scouting Dubs 06.12.2025 46:43
I start off posting wins for Secret Pod Scout Services before predicting the Team USA LA Olympics roster and making the case that everyone can go ahead and unwring them hands. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.72-Turkey Madness Check-In 28.11.2025 24:12
Six or so games into the basketball orgy week check-in. Sloppy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.71-TURKEY MADNESS HYPE EP 23.11.2025 16:35
Your can’t miss guide to the BEST WEEK OF BASKETBALL TIL SPRING 2026. Checking in on life as a basketball ascetic (no ESPN) and if it is bringing me closer to God or not, the hottest upcoming EMIRATES Cup matches, the return of reigning pod co-MVP STIRTZ to battle a French Draft Nerd Challenger, Duke vs Everybody, and the beauty of the PLAYERS ERA FESTIVAL streaming on MAX. This is a public episod...
Ep.70-Ranking NBA Owners By The Devastation Their Wealth Creates 11.11.2025 26:30
Big ep! Incredible NCAA Freshman make it impossible to not watch tons of college basketball, RISING TENSIONS in Europe on the eve of the NBA Invasion, Euroleague peaking, Greek basketball fans booing Novak Djokovic everywhere he goes, Blazers fall and rise, and finally, an attempt to rank NBA owners by the devastation their wealth creates. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss thi...
Ep.69-NCAA SEASON HYPE UP PREVIEW W/PAYTON YEARS POD 12.10.2025 38:16
Foremost ball knowers Payton Years join to provide can’t miss NCAA teams to watch for Draft Sickos, Bucket Glazers, Real Ones, SLEEPERS, Chaos Lovers, ESPN+ Gods, and teams on the DO NOT WATCH LIST to avoid at all costs. Also the NBL joins MERCH WATCH. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.subs...
Ep.68-UNAPOLOGETIC EUROLEAGUE HYPE PREVIEW W/SEAN HIGHKIN 26.09.2025 32:59
The Rose Garden Report's own SEAN HIGHKIN (@highkin) joins to let Seth yell at him about EUROLEAGUE DRAMA (Panathanaikos hosting the Final Four, Israeli teams possibly suspended during the season, Partizan stealing a Duke recruited high school senior away from the NCAA), Villains, Heroes, and the venerable Surprised He's Not In The NBA Award. Sean has many insider insights into the Portland Trail...
Ep.67-The Ugly American's Guide to Eurobasket 2025+BIG HYPE EP 19.08.2025 22:40
Stop making this a Blazers pod! NO OPINION. NEVER HEARD OF EM. Eurobasket 2025 is here and the greatness of the games is surpassed only by the difficulty in getting access to watch them. Here’s everything you need to know, see you in Riga! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Episode 66: Yang Hansen Fever and Your Guide To Summer w/The Payton Years 11.07.2025 38:22
YANG HANSEN CONSPIRACY WARNING. START THE 40 MINUTE FREE ZOOM COUNT DOWN! Sam Whiteley and Andy Clark from the Payton Years join to talk NBA off-season highlights and offer the only guide you need to SUMMER BASKETBALL ENJOYMENT. Apologies to the Big3! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.subst...
Ep.65-Scout Michael Visenberg, Blazers Draft Straw Poll, and JUSTICE Spartak Office Shoes Subotica 21.06.2025 39:40
Hoops scout extraordinaire Michael Visenberg (@NBADraftMikeyV) joins to talk draft, Blazers draft targets and anticipated spice level, and JUSTICE FOR SPARTAK OFFICE SHOES SUBOTICA. And check out https://www.getinthegame101.com/ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.64-Finals Preview, EuroLeague goes beyond janky, Blazers build contenders in other cities 03.06.2025 22:24
The EuroLeague reaches incredible new levels of janky that explain why the NBA is going to devour them, the Blazers keep building contenders in other cities, and a fun drunk purchase from France! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
Ep.63-Anti-Depth, Game 7, Draft Rigging, Blazers return to the mix, Giannis trade theater, eastern conference hating, TJ SHORTS COMING 18.05.2025 25:45
Depth mattering this much robs us of perfect basketball bliss, the draft is not rigged, the Blazers are the mix, Giannis trade theater, relegating the Eastern Conference, TJ Shorts coming to the NBA-THE POD DOES IT AGAIN! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com
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