Saudi Aramco's Seth Allen’s Elusive Basketball Pod

So much for the NBA being in trouble: -Playoff Pilled -Double Bigs Are Not Actually Back -Why We Hate The Celtics -Knicks Are Disgusting To Watch On Offense -This Summer’s Deni-Deal -ESPN’s Blazers Mole -Euroleague Final Four This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

Did the deep basketball state steal a secret pod bit? Or is that just what THEY want you to think? I explore that, what's next for Stirtz, The cosmic certainty of the Blazers shooting themselves in the foot again, and Cooper Flagg destinations ranked by Conspiracy Level. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusiv...

The only real can't miss guide to making your perfect bracket with the Payton Years pod's Andy Clark and Sam Whiteley. Join the Secret Basketball pod bracket group: https://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/mens-basketball-bracket/group/42108/ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

Preparing for NBA/NCAA/Euroleague post season all at once. Who are the villains? Whose meat is worth riding? WTF IS EUROLEAGUE UP TO NOW? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

The Luka trade and the Mavs working the court of public opinion, The Blazers achieve something truly remarkable in a bad way, Draft Takes, NBA Europe Watch, and a Signature Move waiting to be claimed! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

1) The Scootaissance Begins 2) Surprise Alliance of 2025: SEC and PST 3) Did I Curse The Drake Bulldogs and Bennett Stirtz? 4) Wemby Depression 5) Sicko For Sarr (Boxwatchin) 6) Pooper For Cooper This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

Giving out the most prestigious awards for the 2024 portion of the 2025 season! October-December are often forgotten in the world of hoops but not here, never here. Secret Pod MVP, PLUS LEAGUE/APP GANG Champs, Best Narrative That Is Wrong But I Support It Anyways, Best Story Manifested Entirely By The Secret Pod, and of course, Best Supervillain.  This is a public episode. If you would like to dis...

FEAST WEEK, Dylan Harper Pilled, the Southern Oregon Alligator, Blazers Giraffe Bones Curse, TJ Shorts and Giannis Co-MVPs, AND THE DEBUT OF PLUS LEAGUE! APP GANG! Gratitude for the jankiness! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

I reveal the two most can't miss players in all of basketball, check in on In The Pooper For Cooper, CLAP BACK at Mike Richman, continue to keep Scoot Henderson in the CONTEXT OVER NARRATIVE zone, and issue a BAN on using Larry Bird puns as nicknames for white basketball players. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vis...

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

Mike Richman from LockedOn Blazers joins/endures me ranting all about the upcoming Euroleague season. From the Athens Arms Race to completely unhinged owners to not even knowing if the games will be available or where the finals will be played. Nothing like it! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketbal...

NBA Conspiracies That Are True, In The Pooper For Cooper Tiers, a pizza rant, and Shout out to Zach Randolph. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

I open up an SBPVU to solve a pod mystery, review the Big 3 IRL experience, get FOMO over the TBT being on Fox, discuss the scoring guard economic collapse, and die of Olympic fever. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

All media is BronnyWire and Olympic Hype Episooooode! Plus: THE BEST CELLY IN BASKETBALL! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

The Olympic Qualifiers are here! Listen to me lose my mind trying to explain it. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

RANT EP! The sports media devours their own Celtics takes, How Boston can be champs and suck at the same time, Draft Fears, and OUTING the best player in this upcoming draft with can’t miss analyseeees. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

I'M GONNA SHEWWWWT! NBA Finals hype ep, draft-Draft takes, and nuts being busted! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

The DMV is the NBA Draft, Kyrie Free Thinker Watch, Euroleague brawls, Pump Fake Artist Dominance, BIG NBA sound effect news, and Adam Silver prepares his Euro takeover. Ground hog day huh. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

The expected and unexpected joys of Euroleague, Chris Webber hamburger recs, the old Kyrie waiting to come back, and finally, a take that Olden Polynice did nothing wrong. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com

Post-Season Belief Rankings, Cowardly Cavs, the joys of the final game of the season (Boban!), and Scoot Henderson falling victim to shenanigans! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit elusivebasketballpod.substack.com