Saturday Morning Tuesdays

December 2020 trudges onward, so the recourse is to push our heads against the paper doors and huff a facefull of advent calendar as we pop open two more days of top-secret toons. Which Ghosts of SMT Past will haunt our evening slumber? Find out! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rules • Make • The • Game • Fun Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars: Episode X - A Dracula’s Kiss’™ THIS WEEK'S EP...

It’s beginning to look not unlike Christmas, and this month we’ve stuffed up a sackful of surprises! Our advent calendar contains two secret treats we’ve hand-plucked like sugar plums for your yuletide glee. What’s on the sleigh? Peel us off and find out: This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We can’t tell you • do you • have freaking • memento disease Today’s Episode Sponsor: Gamer Ointment’™ T...

We’ve got a little surprise! Last month we recorded a chat with Kevin Altieri, a true cartoon veteran with storyboard and directing credits ranging from Batman: The Animated Series to Ring Raiders. True tales from the ‘80s trenches, right here on SMT. The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Special Guest: Kevin Altieri Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We bring the Marvel Anime adventure to a close with the tough talking, daywalking Blade. With assistance from Dom “Mime on the Go“ Thomas, we investigate the show’s merit-based fang distribution and the ever-elusive combo of Vampire/Water/Tiger. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Blade’s mom gets eaten, just like pizza • His name is Blade (His name is Eric) • Werewolves and Monsters can(?) be...

Marvel’s third victim of the Anime Serum is Professor Xavier’s gifted teen brigade, the X-Men! We needed Truong “The Gumdrop Duke” Nguyen’s mutant knowledge to help us decipher this abject madness into something resembling a podcast. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Truong smuggles fresh mangas into Andy’s prison food • Hank McCoy’s deep sea teaching assistant is stern but fair • Rory goes...

This week’s fresh delivery of 2011 Marvel anime is Wolverine, and it’s really good actually, but please note: we recorded this episode back when we were still glued to electoral maps, so we’re sorry if it’s full of manic existential anxiety. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We fall in love with spy with a heart of gold • Wolverine is duped into a duel using wooden swords, instead of the 6 r...

While we’re celebrating the launch of our new podcast (The Infinite Backlog!) with Shane “Dangerous Pancake” Smith, we brought him aboard the SMT Express for an aptly timed tour of the Great Marvel Anime Experiment, starting with 2010’s Iron Man. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: When you turn 16 the Japanese government gives you a Gundam • When you enter Japan’s airspace you are legally ani...

Our time out in space with a handful of teens must sadly return to Earth, but not before giving Galaxy High the sendoff it deserves. Joined by SMT’s Eastern Seaboard CEO Patrick “Prune Tycoon” Stagaman, we’re brain-blasting at the speed of light. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Defund Sting *and* the Police • It’s the Reginald Unicycle show, featuring PUNK MCTHRUSTERS • Pour one out for Th...

We have a new podcast, and it’s live NOW! It’s called The Infinite Backlog, and our extremely misguided mission is to read Marvel Comics from the very beginning. Hey, also, if you haven’t already…please vote!? Social Media: Twitter , Instagram , Facebook Patreon: Support our podcasts! Website: www.theinfinitebacklog.com Discord: Join our SMT Podcasts discord!

OH BOY do we have a spooktastic surprise for you today—Austin got a REAL LIVE WOLFMAN* to guest star on the podcast for the extremely real Teen Wolf cartoon. By the end you’ll be HOWLING with laughter! THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Teen Wolf Episode 1, “Teen Wolf’s Family Secret” Teen Wolf Episode 2, “Grandpa’s in the Doghouse” The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie Audio Production: And...

Nathan "Sex Candles" Cox joins us for another adventure in disappointment with our Beverly Hills Teens replacement, Maxie’s World. But if you’re missing those rich monsters already, we’ve got good(?) news that comes with a side of squid rings. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Maxie and her distractingly hot boytoy almost ice a dog on the beach • Teen hunk does a confusing fart • A unicycle...

Patrons voted, and we’ve returned with the bounty of their dark harvest: 1987’s TigerSharks, the most diminished return from House Thundercats with one shining exception: Dragonstein, the dragon frankenstein. This will be the rest of the episode. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: If the whole point of your superpower was to be fish, guess how many were mammals • ‘The Comic Strip’ was bad and...

We’re thrilled to keep this Teen Spaceship blasting forward with SMT’s very first self-kissing podcast guests, Todd & Alison! Never mind the visit from notorious auditory villain, Zoltrax, or the escaped rock ‘n’ roll gorilla prince who stole our hearts. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The boys are confronted with their incompatibility as a throuple • The Italian circus brothers should...

We all recall our first teen jobs, when a space devil orders 100 pizzas for the planet Tingler and your boss kisses your lips and says to not disappoint the pizza. Thankfully Kyle “Mouse President” Henick can deliver the goods for these #SpacedOutTeens. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Kyle gives Austin the Yes, And that he’s always craved • Old Man Smoke gets his nasty powder in our lungs...

As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis...

Imagine another time — the year 3000, a “perfect” world with wizard guns and no crime. That’s the reality of 1986’s Lazer Tag Academy, and our special guest Rashawn Nadine Scott helps us really blast it into oblivion. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: You’ll love our Fiddler spinoff starring Lazer Minnelli • Future humans made all lions their bitch • A villain who wants to erase history bell...

We’re coming at you with the final episodes of Austin’s Samurai Jack flights of fancy, and it’s never been a better time to bone up on your favorite songs about big-lake sailing accidents. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Come to the hill Austin has chosen to die on and get one of Melissa Etheridge’s Betheridges • The Terrible Teeth of Portal Morpheus will chew the red pill AND the hand it...

It’s a banner week for Austin -- not only are we watching his favorite Samurai Jack episode, it also marks the maiden voyage of Andy and Rory’s sci-fi Innerspace adventure through his digestive tract. Their exit strategy WILL surprise you! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin’s forced to explain the Niles Frasier posters on the inside of his brain • And lo did Guacamoses part the Green S...

The wind through the cherry trees is blowing up our gi, lifting them to reveal our tight samurai bods given to us by our tight samurai father. We also inherited his blood feud with conniving time genie Aku, and look out, folks: it’s Samurai Jack O’clock. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin finally puts his sensitive hide on the line for a show he likes • It’s a beautiful day for carnage...

Before the Big Bang created a universe of Bazingas, Sheldonfather Chuck Lorre wrote for a short-lived cartoon called Pole Position. How badly will a family of stunt drivers neglect their attention-starved baby sister and her dog-monkey? Buckle up! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We’ve Greeked it again • The ol’ “Triple Agent” gambit really eats shit in this one • Tess and Greg Dumont get f...

We’ve saved the pick of the litter for last with our long-awaited viewing of Garfield and his best friends the Thundercats. Will America’s nastiest lasagna cat claim the top spot over Lion-O’s “really out there” groin? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: A deeply sexual horse is ready to stud • Dark Garfield claws his way out of hell to play some Seinfeld slap bass • This week, ‘WAP’ stands fo...

It finally happened: we watched a show so bad that even *we* couldn’t stomach it. And the biggest twist? The bad one isn’t the one called “All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku” -- that one’s actually kinda legit. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Do you like shit jokes? Sinbad does • Maybe turning ‘Gamer Culture’ into entertainment was bad, actually • Andy works out his yowling cat frustr...

Look what the Summer of Cats dragged in -- three more stinky rats! It’s a week for the kittens as we paw over Doraemon, Sagwa, and The Hot Rod Dogs & Cool Car Cats. Which one will we choose to adopt? Better not be the weathered street bones of a dog car! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Even cats are shackled to the chains of capitalism in Sagwa • Doraemon decides to fuck around and sha...

Mee-ow! The dog days are over and the Summer of Cats is here! Nine lives, nine shows, and four weeks of cat-toons starting with the trashiest: SWAT Kats and Samurai Pizza Cats. Will they win us over or are we too infected with toxoplasmosis to care? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin brings what appears to be some prepared material • Morbulus is one eye and a doctorate short of perfect...

Dust off your vials of old-timey DNA and laugh along with Alison “Bees of the Southern Wild” Lührs’ favorite cartoon, Clone High! That’s right, we watched the recently renewed CLONE HIGH and have appropriately tempered our expectations. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin laps at a log for morsels like the Point Anteater he is • We’re willing to let Rory dislike the show, so long as he...