Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Dang! On our final week of Hey Arnold!, Andrew turned into a little dog 🐶 and he’s a real howl-full. Can Austin and Rory teach him to piss 💦 only when it’s convenient? These final episodes certainly taught us how to cry! 😭😭😭 This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin decides to position himself as “devil’s advocate,” or as Andy likes to say, “a war criminal” • Helga’s parents try to bully...

We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a ha...

Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • Y...

We’ve climbed to the tippy top of the mighty Doom Tree and sampled its rare fruits, just in time for our thrilling conclusion to Sailor Moon R. Is Moonlight Knight’s reveal ultimately disappointing? Yes! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Our speedboat isn’t a money pit, MOM • Ann and Alan are bonded at the root • Move over, Jesus, it’s Poseidon’s time now • Ann completely ruins Alan’s hot co...

We’re competing in a family-jug-band-centric reality competition with First-Chair Concert Jug Charlotte “4 Legs But The Legs Have Hands Not Feet“ Hollingsworth. While we’re there, let’s watch some Sailor Moon R about a nasty bee. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Amy can’t let Computer School get in the way of stardom • The talent is on full display • Darien ditches his college Hamlet cast t...

We’re joined on the first day of band class with fellow student Alison “Xbox Pasta Pass” Lührs for an expert’s opinion on Week IV of Sailor Moon R! Get ready for “squid costumes” and the Xxplosive rise of Andy’s beatbox career. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: First theme isn’t always best theme • Raye has a legion of fans ready to get stepped on • Concert naps are super normal • Sex flute...

We were selected to be special guests at Minnesota’s premiere vaping convention, CloudCon 2020! Please enjoy keynote speaker, Amalia “Jazz Police“ Larson, as she joins our hazy recollection of 1985’s Jem at the request of our fabulous Patrons. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The clouds you make are the ones you take • Jem screlts a high A and Amalia is NOT havin it • You gotta watch out fo...

Get your floaties and sail down Moon River because it's Week 3 of Sailor Moon R and we’re as full of joy as Dunsmore is...you know. Special guest Nathan “Autocorrects to Bathtub” Cox splashes out tub wisdom for his maiden voyage in the Mooniverse. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We’re Sorry About Dunsmore • Andy reveals his devastating Salsa Thrush • Rory is DEFINITELY in Anime Trouble thi...

Look alive, campers, it’s time for our weekly Sailor Moon activities! Guest camp counselor Shane “The Andalite Chronicles” Smith is here to help us make good anime camp memories while our parents finally get a break from the noise. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Shane finally confesses his barbershop crimes • Melvin doesn’t need any more sack time thank you very much • DiC’s deep, deep mi...

Try how we might, we just couldn’t keep away. We’re back on that good Sailor Moon, sweet babies, so get ready for a six-week blowout featuring a killer lineup of guests and all the Melvin clip drops you can dream of. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The Brotherhood of the Rory grants incredible power • Alan and Ann are a special type of Space-French • Serena knows what she’s hunting for at...

It turns out we have One More Thing! Jeff Kline, executive producer for Jackie Chan Adventures, calls the Tuesday Emergency Telephone Line to drop all the hottest gossip about the world’s most elusive punch doctor, Jackford Chan. The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle) Special Guest: Jeff Kline Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alison “Miniature Donkey Talk“ Lührs helps us bid farewell to our highly successful Jackie Chan Adventures arc, but not before an exhaustive play-by-play on this weird man’s strategic pie consumption. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: This sale at Sur La Table is important to exactly two people • Evil Jackie Chan is a F-ing rockstar • Some contests are worth goi...

The Jackie Chan Adventures train thunders down the track for our third episode, featuring the return of special guest Dominique “Gravel Candy“ Thomas with One More Thing to tell us about anime fighting. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The XFL disappoints us again, even in death • Valmont continues the evil tradition of kick fighting • We finally fed Dom a good show and in return he might a...

Jackie Chan superfan David “Swamp Cabbage” Lloyd joins us in the remote studio to help us hunt down Shendu’s spooky octagons. But first, can we make Ira Glass whole once more? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We piss off some conservative clowns (and no, NOT the ones in CONGRESS) • Little kids and ancient dragons agree, MelvinWorld is dope • Jackie’s developed the Curse of the Birbiglia • N...

After a deep slog through the trash swamp, it’s thrilling to reach dry land with Jackie Chan Adventures. We’re beginning a new arc that’s all Jackie, all the time, as he fights the mob with his dope fictional family. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: It’s party time in the Jersey garage • Jade’s precociousness is surprisingly palatable • No mobster wants to kill real, actual Jackie Chan • Ch...

Our Patrons have once again taken the reins and steered our podcast horses back to Dungeons & Dragons, a TV show about a carnival ride about a game that, according to Pastor Steve, forged my unbreakable bond with Satan. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory’s highest concept yet might run us afoul of Drew Carey • The Adventures of Melba Toast Man • Eric is a Difficult Person • Bogbeast?...

Spring is a time of joyous rebirth. The Childish Podbaby Saturday Morning Tuesdays is gone, and now we proudly present our adult Podfather about NBC’s hit new drama, Council of Dads. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll dad your pants.

You can’t do a March Madness bracket without choosing a winner, so we gave the fifth week of March to our triumphant toon of choice: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling. Will two new episodes with the Hulkster live up to his infamous horse adventure? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The 19 Skeletons of Doctor Covid • Junkyard Dog has terraformed the perfect nest for his clutch of Junkyard Eggs...

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer: the fast drivin’, fast talkin’ ‘60s anime dreamboat. Racing is a sport too, jocks, even if Speed still spends most of his time karate-chopping gangsters and expressing loud gasps. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Leave an adult tooth under your memory foam pillow for Father Themes • One of these “quirks” is not like the others • Please, ‘Mr. Racer’ was...

We had to get a sports anime in the March Madness lineup, so enjoy American Football drama Eyeshield 21, complete with guns and vampire elves. Then we hit the ice with Disney’s Mighty Ducks, which is, of course, about hockey monsters from space. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: A hockey team manager returns us to the Disney School of Contract Law • Space Hockey is like regular hockey, but y...

Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo •...

When it’s March Madness season, there’s only one course of action: vaguely sports-adjacent cartoons! To kick off Round One, we’ve enlisted sports cartoonist Dave “Highway Baby“ Rappoccio for an expert opinion on the dunktastic voyage of 1991’s ProStars (It’s All About Helpin’ Kids). This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Wayne Gretzky has all the personality of a walking hockey puck • A beleaguer...

The votes are in, and the winner of our first Patreon poll goes to nostalgic 80s darling DuckTales, starring Walt Disney self-insert OC Scrooge McDuck. (If you, too, want to dictate what cartoons we watch, all you gotta do is help us fill our very own money bin ) This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin tries to use our podcast to launch his Broadway career • Barbara Walters impressions are...

We’re joined in the studio once again by Amalia “Soap Toes” Larson to examine MTV’s patron saint of Generation X, Daria. So crank up the grunge, slam a pog, shred your denim, and remember those who bravely fought in the Boomer Uprising of ‘97. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Men really ought to add some entertainment features ~down there~ • The Vengaboys are coming to claim your bananas •...

As punishment from the gods for our hubris, we’re cursed with a second week of ancient Greek nonsense in the form of Class of the Titans (2005) and Mythic Warriors: Guardians of the Legend (1998). Hear us roll the boulder up the hill and maybe this time, fingers crossed, it’ll stay at the top. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Much like the Wet Sagging trend, everything is damp, confusing, a...