Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Ask any dumpster-dwelling muppet on the street: we f*cking love trash. But today we’re sipping the dumpster wine like never before, thanks to the patience and support of Amalia “Duchess of Stew“ Larson. Brace yourself for potentially our WILDEST EPISODE YET! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Amalia and Andy handle human contact about as well as expected • We explore an exciting new method of...

Your votes become our reality, Patrons. And this time, we’re amping it up with Action Man, the plain yogurt of extreme sports secret agents in the number-horny post-Matrix wasteland of the year 2000. Just don’t forget Alex Mann’s first rule: Check It Out. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin tries out being spicy today • Mr. Mann brings a skateboard to a gunfight • Looking for a great wa...

We’re capping off our Magical Girl arc with a time-tested classic, the Sailor Moon Power Hour! It’s been a long road, but in the end we’ve learned a lot about the power of friendship and how much we’ve been missing Melvin the Prune Boy. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The battle for Austin’s anime heart rages on • Serena’s “Cousin Trini” gambit falls flat, as expected • Tremble before the...

A high seas whoopsie keeps Rory’s spirit from entering our realm, so welcome the immediate return of Guest Host Alison “The Mario Kart From Nintendo’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch” Lührs for the final bow of Revolutionary Girl Utena. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Alison can finally unload decades of Rini feelings • Would you betray your mother’s pancakes for your friend’s cook...

Halt right there! In order to cross our bridge, us trolls need you to listen to Part Eight of our Magical Girl arc, because it’s very cool and important. Especially the scandalous princess gas that was TOO HOT FOR CANADIAN TV. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We all started growing [REDACTED] on our [REDACTED]s • Chu Chu brings the fatherly Pikachu energy the suits have been asking for • Pr...

A new show joins our magical pantheon: Revolutionary Girl Utena! We summoned forth Alison “Backpack Snake“ Lührs from her crystal moon palace with the promise of sapphic 90’s anime, and for once we didn’t disappoint. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin violates the Magical Geneva Convention • The only show where the stairs are a magical girl • Utena scrapes by a wardrobe violation using...

Greetings, Warlords! We’re headed back to our Toonami days with the patron-voted magical boy battle anime, Ronin Warriors. Kyle “Pond Party” Henick joins the samurai squadron for a powerpoint on scythes attached to chains. He knows the word and everything. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We’ve got a real Jet Li Highlander situation with this team • We have to talk about The Circle • First...

Look out, fellow magical girls! There’s danger abound this week as Madoka Magica finally reveals its fell secrets, and Serena has the gall to read someone else’s manga for like three hours. Trust no one! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: These girls are definitely gonna blow their wish • Also Mami is definitely gonna get wishcake and have so many friends • Serena and Raye prove themselves as...

Our magical odyssey reaches its robust middle, which we all know contains the umami-rich flavor crystals we need to survive. And if you tune in for hunks, you’re in luck: we’ve got both the ‘motorcycle dandy’ and ‘muscular wasteland king’ varietals. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory’s TikTok algorithm might have diagnosed him with some sort of donkey-related mania • Have some generous l...

Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywh...

Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known baccha...

Our motor’s back up and running full time, babies! It’s our final episode of Star, but we’re nowhere close to the Magical Girl finish line. Because our motor is in a car race. And if Andy was writing this he’d undoubtedly try to sneak in a Sonic reference. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The Lords of Time have declared war on soft clocks • Never follow a predator to a secondary location •...

The boys are back in town like that song, and we’re picking up the Magical Girl arc right where we left it—in fact, we recorded this episode before our break, but it’s packed with all the magical fortifying nutrients a sprouting teen requires. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin’s been through all of this before, and he wants you to know it • Star keeps a strong breeding stock in her bo...

We’re mere leaves swept in the current now, so please hang tight a week longer and enjoy another re-release from your favorite boys. And since it’s still March, we thought we’d bring back last year’s March Madness winner, Hulk Hogan(‘s nasty horse). ———————— Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Ar...

Thanks for hanging tough through our downtime! This week, we’re revisiting last year’s journey through the charmander puppy mill, specifically the disc-thirsty Monster Rancher and the master-dueling Yu-Gi-Oh! ———————— Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our...

Whenever we dip a bucket into the curséd well of anime, we want it to be something special. For this Hiatus Re-Release, we learned all about How To Keep A Mummy and the terrifying power of Mountain Justice. ———————— Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs ca...

Our mini hiatus drags on, but we’re pulling another treasure of yesteryear from the garage memorabilia box, like one of those pressed leaves you keep in a book: King of the Hill! Specifically, our look at one of the show’s best episodes ever, Aisle 8A. ———————— Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-fre...

When something comes up and we can’t record, it’s comforting to rely on our dense back catalog of solid bangers. So the next few weeks will be a curated gallery of our favorite mistakes, starting with Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Enjoy! ————————- Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knig...

We’re no strangers to Sailor Moon, but it’s time we explored the genre it popularized. Dom “Frankenstein’s Mon*Star” Thomas joins us for a wine-and-cheese pairing of Sailor Moon and modern classic Star vs. The Forces of Evil to kick off a brand-new arc! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Dom brings his trademark blend of expertise and deep grievance • Serena’s psychosexual fantasies involve f...

Some might say everything has led up to this moment, in this very year of our lord, Sealab 2021 AD. We’re taking our first dip into the Adult Swim, and the water’s just right. Should we dive right in, or should we… *bizarro* dive right in? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Have you ever wondered what would happen if television revolted against its creator? • If you listen to this episode, yo...

Our Patreon voters strike back, forcing our hand to watch 1996’s Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys. With the brave assistance of Corey Lynn “River Mayor” Atencio (@BonfireBabble), we set a course for The Galaxy of Uncomfortably Hot Primates. Engage! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: 4 out of 4 podcast hosts walked away from this episode with new sexual baggage • You’re about to learn a...

We’re Patreon-ing back to the Mystery Shack to wrap up our primer on Gravity Falls. If you missed us last week, you’re probably not giving us any money right now, which is super embarrassing for us both. Useful Links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/ This...

It’s high time we finally get around to another show that’s too good for our podcast: Gravity Falls! And with a new year’s arrival, we’ve chosen to jangle the purse with a Patreon-powered month of partially-paywalled excitement. Useful Links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays Instagram: https://www.instagra...

It’s still Christmas here at SMT, and to try and milk one final drop out of 2020 we’ve got a special episode of the Ducktales reboot that should hopefully jingle your heart’s bells. It is your *last* chance to submit a form to be holly and/or jolly! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Scrooge finds himself cast in The Time Traveler’s Wife • Rory and Andy come dangerously close to criticizing a...

Christmas Day is near, and we’re opening the last few chocolate-scented advent doors on our maddeningly top-secret episode picks. No spoilies, but we’ve saved our most gonzo bananas shows for last. Andy picked them, and we hold him legally responsible. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Santa • doesn’t • like • it • when • you • peek Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boost Your Goose’™ THIS WEEK'S EPI...