Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Our Neo-Gotham staycation ends with any Batman’s least favorite thing—having to hang out with other people. But a whodunnit parlor mystery with the future Justice League? You’ve got a hot date with the world’s crabbiest teen detective. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Hose Tuna™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Batman Beyond S3E7, “The Call, Pt 1” Batman Beyond S3E8, “The Call, Pt 2” Join our Discord! https://discord...

Resident bat-master Dom “Make Schway While The Shun Shwines” Thomas gives us a curated tour of Batman Beyond’s rogues’ gallery—more specifically, the ones who know how to give you a good time, and apparently that’s a crime. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Chicken Glove™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Batman Beyond S2E8, “Hooked Up” Batman Beyond S2E12, “Babel” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support u...

There’s no doubt that everything has already been said about Batman: The Animated Series, but we saw a glimmer of possibility in Bruce Wayne’s geriatric adventures with his brand new battletwink, Terry McGinnis. The future’s never looked so bright! Today’s Episode Sponsor: New Bible Television™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Batman Beyond Episode 1, “Rebirth Part 1” Batman Beyond Episode 2, “Rebirth Part 2”...

We thought we’d round out the arc with a final, self-indulgent dessert course of Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs paired with its anime grandfather Star Musketeer Bismarck. What did the Americans do this time? Activate your Saddle Units to find out! THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 15, “Jesse Blue” Star Musketeer Bismarck Episode 31, “The Man from Andromeda” Join our...

We face a crossroads on today’s episode of Saber Pirates, and you get a front-row seat to our deliberation situation. But if you’re a fan of extreme censorship, we’ve got some tame high-speed train violence where no(every)body dies. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Night Hoops™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 20, “Legend of the Santa Fe Express” Pirates of Dark Water Episode...

We return to The Pirates of Dark Water with cautious optimism, and face Saber Rider with an equal measure of trash-hungry zeal. Also, did you know your cartoon can have a 5-minute gun safety PSA if you choose to animate it at home? Today’s Episode Sponsor: Goose Pepper™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Pirates of Dark Water Episode 2, “Dishonor” Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 2, “Cavalry Command” J...

For the start of 2022, we’re plucking a few forgotten “classics” from the “must-see” pile: The Pirates of Dark Water and Saber Rider & the Star Sheriffs. One of those has been heavily requested, and one is *just for us*. See if you can guess which. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Suckables™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 1, “Star Sheriff Round Up” Pirates of Dark Water...

Roast your chestnuts, boil a seasonally appropriate soup, and join us by the fire for Robin Robin, the Netflix short film from Aardman Animations that YOU SHOULD WATCH. Our special guest Amalia “Frog Storm” Larson watched it, and she’s extremely cool. THIS WEEK'S MOVIE Robin Robin (Netflix, 2021) Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesd...

It’s hard to say exactly when we hit our official 200th episode, so today becomes our celebration to mark how many weeks we’ve avoided watching Pandamonium. No longer! Share in our horror as three panda bears form a Flesh Voltron to help fight Mondraggor. Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Sweater With Yogurt On It™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Pandamonium Episode 1, “The Beginning” Pandamonium Episode 6, “Amanda...

Our journey had nowhere else to end but here, on a completely unremarkable war planet with nothing but primal, hornt-up roboids who used to be flatbed trucks. It’s Beast Wars! We’ve heard that you like it, and we’ve judged you thusly: Today’s Episode Sponsor: Bigger Kisses™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Beast Wars: Transformers S1E14, “Double Dinobot” Beast Wars: Transformers S1E22, “The Low Road” Join our...

We pick only the best TV to bring to your door like a cat’s trophy kill, and this week it’s word-count-assassinating titles Voltron: The Third Dimension and Hot Wheels: Battle Force Five. The latter gifted us with Indy 500 Champion-Hunk Dan Wheldon. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Just for Trucks™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Voltron: The Third Dimension S1E5, “A Rift in the Force” Hot Wheels: Battle Force Five...

We asked our Patrons to pitch us an arc idea, and their demands yielded rich fruit: computer animated shows! Our first trip into the digital world starts with ReBoot, a show that you definitely remember not looking like a PC CD-ROM from a cereal box. Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Pirate Ship That’s Too Silly™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES ReBoot S1E1, “The Tearing” ReBoot S2E4, “Bad Bob” Join our Discord! h...

Our Morphin’ Time has come to an end, but we’re going out with a bang on Juken Sentai Gekiranger and its shadow clone, Power Rangers Jungle Fury. Why the Americans ditched a muppet cat sensei for mystic pizza (no relation), we’ll never know. Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Dangers of Skunk Dunking™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Juken Sentai Gekiranger Episode 1, “Nicey Nice! Wild Fist” Power Rangers Jungle Fu...

Sit back and let your brain rot to mush as we kick, punch, and morph our way through another pairing of America’s Power Rangers and Japan’s Super Sentai. Our “Dino Guts” are “overflowing” with prehistoric probiotics to help digest this awesome trash. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dunk the Skunk™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Bakuryu Sentai Abaranger Episode 1, “The Great Dinosaur Rampage!” Power Rangers Dino Th...

It’s Pacific Standard Morphin’ Time, which means yes, we’re beginning a three-week journey into the heart of Power Rangers, paired with the original Japanese super sentai shows that inspired them. Will the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers still hold up? Today’s Episode Sponsor: Loud Chowder™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger Episode 1, “The Birth” Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Episode 1, “...

When we gave Dom “Fisherman’s Kiss” Thomas a mystery sampler plate of Skeleton Warriors and WildC.A.T.s, we didn’t realize that our request would summon both literal and figurative lightning from the sky. The epic conclusion to Peak 90s Bullshit! Today’s Episode Sponsor: Department of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s CatB.U.S. Initiative™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Skeleton Warriors Episode 9,...

The 90s are wet and stinky on our lips but we just can’t stop licking them. And not unlike the fabled pop of tootsie, this lolly hides a toothsome chocolate marrow. Exosquad took us only three licks. B.A.D. killed Mr. Owl. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sky Bastards™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Bureau of Alien Detectors Episode 1, “The Hunt” Exosquad Episode 1, “Pirate Scourge” Join our Discord! https://discor...

Hold on to your board shorts, dudes—because this week the SMT gang gets cartilaginous! (The objectively greatest new exclamatory in the English language) And with our brand new arc, the dream of the 90s is alive and ready to roller blade into your heart. Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Thickness Machine™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Street Sharks Episode 28, “Shark Hunt” Extreme Dinosaurs Episode 43, “Salsaf...

This week, we’ve got twice the martial arts brother trouble as special guest Patrick “Slop Dog” Stagaman joins the team for 1993’s Double Dragon. We’ve saved our most devastating punches for ninja superdrugs and laser VR, all for the Code of the Dragon! NEW PODCAST LAUNCH! Subscribe to “I’ve Read Dune, With Rory Voie” - remasters of the original episodes will be uploaded over the next 24 hours, an...

The pool is closed because the lifeguard says there’s a “nasty water mess” so it’s time to towel off and talk about our final show: Frisky Dingo. Adam Reed’s bizarre art experiment took Andy on a journey in 2006, and we’re just gonna deal. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin shares his high-octane upbringing • Eight guys in a house doing illegal pirate radio animation feels pretty on-br...

We’re continuing our swim through adulthood with Metalocalypse, the most brutal musical cartoon this side of the haunted ice plains of Scandinavia. Get off your high thunderhorse and join us as we brood about the ocean and a rude cocaine clown. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Heavy metal is the professional wrestling of music • Mark Hamill takes a paycheck to stall for narrative time • Is...

Frylock. Master Shake. Meatwad. Carl. Long ago, these four weirdos lived together in harmony on the Adult Swim programming block. But everything changed when uh, we watched them. We watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force for the show. Dancing is forbidden. My NAME IS: Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya • Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you...

NO KIDS IN THE POOL! This week kicks off our summertime arc-venture with a special slate of shows for the grown-ups. Alison “Brioche Contessa” Lührs is back to reminisce on the galaxy’s greatest talk show, and there’s also a bird lawyer in there somewhere. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: I think we all just want to smash light bulbs with our friend from work • We don’t have anything left t...

America's Cool-Ass Birthday has come and gone, but that doesn't mean we can't squeak in a very special episode all about the USA's most robot-riddled public institution. We “promise” this “won’t” get political. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tom Clancy’s CIA Theme Park for Dads™ This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Oh, it’s *getting* political • The Clown Train is coming to break your windows, misgen...

Have you ever eaten food so immediately regrettable that you pay for it before the meal is over? Well, in for a penny, in for a pound! Here’s MORE TRASH PILE with our dear friend Patrick “The Shame of Italy” Stagaman. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Actually they were pretty fun though • This is just a backdoor pilot for our Warrior King podcast featuring Michael Dorn • Becoming Prom Queen...