Saturday Morning Tuesdays

We love an occasional dip into unique animated films, so “just in time” for Oscar’s Big Gold Movie Party comes an in-depth discussion of the best Pinocchio of 2022. It’s a bigger list than you’d think. Heads up: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is NOT in this one. THIS WEEK'S FILM Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix) Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon...

We’re calling it here for M.A.S.K. and Centurions. As much as they may try to win our fickle favor with A Nonzero Amount of Draculas, we can’t overlook a failure to deliver on any other front! Sadly, that includes a plan to turn all of Venice into jelly. Today’s Episode Sponsor: ???™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 60, “Venice Menace” Centurions Season 1 Episode 37, “Night on Terror...

We planned this one. This week in vehicular hunk-icide, both shows decide to visit their version of Stonehenge for some chaotic dalliances into real magic, but only *one* has the guts to carpet bomb a wizard’s tomb back to the Arthurian age. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Steven’s Beavers™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 17, “Mystery of the Rings” Centurions Season 1 Episode 38, “Merlin”...

This winter we’re unwrapping a brand new arc of hot old trash, composed of the 20-minute toy commercials known as M.A.S.K. and Centurions. Will the incredible power of M.A.S.K.’s unbeatable theme song carry into the quality of the show? No! THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Centurions Season 1 Episode 1, “The Sky is on Fire” M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 1, “The Deathstone” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq...

Warning: the following episode of Saturday Morning Tuesdays that covers Star Trek: Lower Decks will be a serious Trekkie shitboy situation where we really get into it. If that’s the kind of slop you like in your bucket, well, set phasers to “fun”. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 5, “Cupid’s Errant Arrow” Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 8, “Veritas” Join our Dis...

We’ve ignored it long enough - there’s a Simpsons-shaped hole in our podcast’s heart and it’s high time we stuffed it, thiccbird-style. Add in a dripping tureen of Hank Hill gravy and we’ve got one hell of a FOX-Giving dinner. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frogbumpin’™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES The Simpsons S2E7, “Bart vs. Thanksgiving” King of the Hill S3E7, “Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men” Join our Discord! h...

We couldn’t resist a dip into one of Nickelodeon’s oddest entries and Spongebob’s spiritual progenitor, Rocko’s Modern Life. To paraphrase a round cow that is mostly ass, it was a hoot. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Telling People You’ve Started to Rewatch Stargate SG-1™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Rocko’s Modern Life S2E9b, “Uniform Behavior” Rocko’s Modern Life S3E10, “Wacky Delly” Join our Discord! https:/...

Welcome to Doctor Saturday’s Home for Wayward Nicktoons, where we ensure care and shelter for Nickelodeon’s less-loved children. Who’s that playing in the yard by herself? It’s As Told By Ginger, a fantastic show about youth and having a goblin brother. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Give Bread A Chance™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES As Told By Ginger Episode 1, “Ginger the Juvey” As Told By Ginger Episode 37, “...

A Long’s Day’s Journey Into Nicktoons continues with yet another oddball, and we’ll give you a hint as to who: /He’s a phantom/. Yes, it’s time for us to bust our old-man hips trying to figure out why so many people liked Danny Phantom. Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Restaurant That Serves Old Boots From The River™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Danny Phantom Episode 11, “Fanning the Flames” Daniel Phaniel Epis...

Don’t move—there’s a bucket of neon green slime just above your head and if you don’t listen to the start of our new Nicktoons arc, we can’t promise what’ll happen next. But if you DO listen, we CAN promise we’re starting with a fan favorite: Invader Zim! THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Invader Zim Episode 3B, “Nanozim” Invader Zim Episode 8B, “Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy” Invader Zim Episode 4B, “Dark Harvest” Jo...

Break out the sweaters and spiced lattes, because our final Dog Days of Summer episode brings with it the *true* official start of autumn. And this week’s a doozy—we’ve got puppets, randy detectives, Sonic spin attacks, and a dog named Weed. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sharkblasting™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Ginga Densetsu Weed Episode 1, “His Name is Weed!” Jim Henson’s Dog City Episode 1, “The Big Sque...

We finally got around to watching some dog-based shows we’ve wanted to see FOR FOREVER, but alongside special guest Amalia “Honeycomb Daredevil” Larson, we stumbled into something even wilder—the 1997 film “Little Bigfoot”. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Rude Dog and the Dweebs Episode 1b, “The Fish Who Went Moo” Secret Files of the Spy Dogs Episode 1a, “K-9” The Biskitts Episode 4a, “Dogfoot” Join our Disc...

This summer’s gone to the dogs! We’ve fetched ourselves some canine classics like Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds and Road Rovers. Listen in horror as we will, in all likelihood, tear them to shreds like a fresh pair of slippers. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Going to Laser Tag With a Mark Twain Impersonator™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds Episode 1, “Dogtanian’s Journey...

Our final stop on the Gogglemesh Express is the most recent show we’ve ever watched—the currently airing Digimon Ghost Game. Our guest Shane “Send Me An Angemon” Smith serves as our spirit medium to a world of German assassins and digital step-brothers. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain F**kbeard’s Buried Pleasure™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Digimon Ghost Game Episode 9, “Warped Time” Digimon Ghost Game...

We knew our Tour-de-Mon was going to get a little bumpy, but never expected Digimon Data Squad to hit rock bottom so fast. If a show’s escapist power fantasy is about becoming Digital Immigration and Customs Enforcement, run for the f**cking hills! Today’s Episode Sponsor: Creamier Samurai™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Digimon Data Squad Episode 1, “There Are Monsters Among Us” Digimon Data Squad Episode...

Our next digi-evolution takes the form of Digimon Frontier, where you’ll almost certainly get Squid Gamed right from the jump. Special guest Kyle “Dangermon” Henick joins us as we nearly miss a surprise connection with Truck-kun, the teleporting senpai. Today’s Episode Sponsor: The McFlurry Police™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Digimon Frontier Episode 1, “All Aboard!” Digimon Frontier Episode 2, “Lobomon:...

Tighten up your gaiters and wade into the digi-swamp for our newest arc! Special guest @arizirulnik pushes up his digital glasses and gives us an impassioned defense of Digimon Tamers, the one where the souls of the damned give a cyborg a panic attack. Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Australians Are Ready™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Digimon Tamers Episode 2, “Digimon, Digimon Everywhere” Digimon Tamers Epi...

Sky Hunks is ending once more, but thankfully we’re going out on a Very Robotech Wedding! And don’t worry, it’s not one of those “Giuliani cousin-weddings” we were all concerned about. Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Australians Are Ready™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Robotech Episode 23, “Reckless” Robotech Episode 24, “Showdown” Robotech Episode 25, “Wedding Bells” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7...

Starcom: The U.S. Space Force gets its final day in the sun as our Sky Hunks revival nears its grand finale. Does anything tarnish the mighty Crowbar? Will Minmei write a second song? America needs to know. Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Notebook Paper Drawing of Mandy Moore™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Starcom: The U.S. Space Force Episode 5, “Fire and Ice” Robotech Episode 22, “Battle Hymn” Join our Discor...

If two points make a straight line, then two knockout episodes of Starcom is basically settled law—and we’re on Team Crowbar. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Carpet Steaks™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Robotech Episode 21, “A New Dawn” Starcom: The U.S. Space Force Episode 2, “Trojan Crowbar” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: ht...

Much to our surprise, the US Space Force wasn’t completely invented by the Orange Man a few years ago—in fact, the 80s even made a cartoon about it. It’s only logical to continue our aerial hunk research and report back to the people of earth. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Three Books™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Starcom: The U.S. Space Force Episode 1, “Nantucket Sleighride” Robotech Episode 19, “Bursting Po...

Things get serious on this week’s episode of Skyhunks. We face a decision point with Exo-Squad, and Robotech creates the most emotional fruit-based dessert in anime history. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Exosquad Episode 5, “Resist!” Robotech Episode 18, “Farewell, Big Brother” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www....

We laid out a perfectly reasonable theme for this week, but Andy continually proves his inability to grasp it. Will he eventually figure it out? No. The absolute nerve of this f*cking guy! Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Cuddle Shovel™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Exosquad Episode 4, “Blitzkrieg” Robotech Episode 16, “Battlecry” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www....

We couldn’t resist another airborne romp with the cloudboys! Robotech wasn’t finished revealing all its kissing secrets, so we’ve transformed from person to jet in eager anticipation. Exo-Squad joins the roster as well, and it’s uh, certainly trying! Today’s Episode Sponsor: Big City Anime™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Robotech Episode 15, “Homecoming” Exosquad Episode 2, “Seeds of Deception” Join our Dis...

This episode is going to be court-admissible evidence on the day one of us finally snaps. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jimmy of the Week™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Van-Pires Episode 1, “Those Who Have the Fuel Shall Rule” Van-Pires Episode 2, “Unleaded Zeppelin” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.co...