Saturday Morning Tuesdays

This week, Cap and Logan perform a MARVEL TEAM-UP to sock ol’ uncle Adolf in the jaw! Don’t worry, people of France, there’s free bread for everyone. Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Crow Horn™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES X-Men: The Animated Series Season 5 Episode 7, “Old Soldiers” Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 71, “No Thanks, Nurse Venus” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2 Support us on Patreon: h...

Another episode with the Sailor Scouts means it’s time for another brand-new store with a deeply unprofitable business model. Sure, you may lure in all the teens on day one, but good luck getting them back after they turn into soup or ice or whatever. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Space Heaven™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 70, “Promises Fulfilled” X-Men: The Animated Series Season 3 E...

Everyone loves the nasty 90s nowadays, which made for a perfect opportunity to revisit some old favorite pickles from the pickle jar: X-Men and Sailor Moon! Two great tastes that taste great together, if you ignore all that funky fermented flavor. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES X-Men: The Animated Series Season 4 Episode 8, “Nightcrawler” Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 69, “Emerald Takes Over” Join our Discord!...

There’s something strange in our neighborhood, which we know because legally he has to inform us if he moves in. This registered hex offender spans two shows, both Real and Extreme, in the GBAU (Ghostbusters Animated Universe) and his name...is The Grundel. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES The Real Ghostbusters Season 3 Episode 12, “The Grundel” Extreme Ghostbusters Episode 24, “Grundelesque” Join our Discord...

DUNE. PART. TWO. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO (We’re dropping this here for visibility - if you haven’t ever listened to our podcast “I’ve Read Dune, With Rory Voie” well…now is the absolute perfect time. Live in the Dune hype with us.) Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/ The Hosts: Andrew Eric...

Today is our GunBuster finale! Here at the end of the road, we’re stunned by the thrilling conclusion, baffled by a particular robot’s hardcore control scheme, and still so so delighted we stopped watching GoBots. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES GunBuster Episode 5, “Please! There’s Time Enough for Love!” GunBuster Episode 6, “At the End of Eternity” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2 Support us...

Hope you’ve saved up enough leg surgery money, because you’ll be giving a standing ovation to our mecha shows today: we’ve got the ACTUAL first appearance of the titular GunBuster robot, plus a thrifty heap of junkyard slag by the name of Borot. Very nice! Today’s Episode Sponsor: Shark Women™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES GunBuster Episode 4, “Launch! The Unfinished Ultimate Weapon!” Mazinger Z Episode 51...

It was an extremely good idea to abandon GoBots in the proverbial parking lot of history, because it led us to 1972’s Mazinger Z, and more specifically to Mazinger Z’s flying belt with its own theme song. This is now exclusively a Jet Scrander podcast. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Justice for Johnny (Johnny’s a Clam)™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Mazinger Z Episode 46, “The Ninja Twin Mechanical Beasts Appear...

We’re back with exactly the same amount of giant robots as last week, so don’t even bother counting like you’re going to hold us accountable for those bot numbers. They’re fine! Ignore the minotaurs and the nudity, they’re just here for flavor. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Business Tigers™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Challenge of the GoBots Episode 55, “Terror in Atlantis” Gunbuster Episode 2, “Daring! The G...

It’s about time we returned to a big arc of episodes, and what makes a bigger impression than *el robot gigante*? We’re pairing tall, chunky ‘80s machines from East and West alike—just imagine a single proud teardrop glistening behind our sunglasses. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Gunbuster Episode 1, “Whoa! Big Sis and I Are Going to Be Pilots Together?!” Challenge of the GoBots Season 1 Episode 1, “Battle...

Austin’s not around today, so your substitute teacher Patrick “Self-Proclaimed CEO” Stagaman is putting on a video for the class: it’s 1998’s Histeria!, an edu-tainment odyssey (that takes the boys an hour to realize wasn’t made by Steven Spielberg). THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Histeria! Season 1 Episode 10, “The U.S. Civil War, Part 2” Histeria! Season 1 Episode 51, “The Russian Revolution” Join our Dis...

You’ve surely seen the nasty 90s boy with his shirt pulled up, demanding unspeakable things? Today we’re enlisting the aid of special guest Nathan “Elder Willennial” Cox to examine the original bad boys of cable TV, Beavis and Butthead. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Beavis & Butthead Season 4 Episode 31, “The Great Cornholio” Beavis & Butthead Season 5 Episode 48, “Bus Trip” Beavis & Butthead S...

Our randomized first-time speedrun through One Piece sails again, and this time we’re getting some later-era episodes in the mix. How’s our main character and stretch boystrong Luffy doing? Surely he shows up in these episodes? Surely. He has to. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Polygamy 3.0™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES One Piece Episode 837, “The Birth of Mom! The Day That Carmel Vanished!” One Piece Episode 34...

Enough! We’re finally caving to the pressure and doing a special on the cartoons adapted from campy, plant-based horror films—Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Little Shop. Yeah, they made those! For children! And nobody dies! Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Panic Cupboard™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Little Shop Episode 2, “Real Men Aren’t Made of Quiche” Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Episode 10, “Spatula,...

For the last bites of our Second Helpings arc, we close with a delectable dessert course of Galaxy Rangers and Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Savor the fudgy marshmallow morsels of beach mechas, parental yacht manipulation, and forced teddy bear labor. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Our Haunted Mayor™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 13, “Space Sorcerer” All-Purpose Cultural C...

Yeah okay sure we’re watching more of critically acclaimed Men in Black: The Series, but listen SUPERBOOK IS BACK. We just couldn’t stay away from a 1980s bible anime with a time-traveling robot and absentee parenting. Can you honestly blame us? Today’s Episode Sponsor: Professor Temptation™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Superbook Season 1 Episode 14, “The Best News Yet” Men in Black: The Series Episode 5,...

We’re perusing our sordid past for savory scraps and overlooked morsels that warrant another bite, starting with Samurai Pizza Cats and Fighting Foodons! Enjoy a pizza-forward double feature that may be light on meat, but it’s packed with cheese. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Bone Jam™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 21, “Pizza Bird Delivers” Fighting Foodons Episode 4, “You Wanna Pizza...

Our summer slime wave reaches a sudden and violent end as we unanimously rebuke Biker Mice from Mars and the toad-blasting Bucky O’Hare. As vermin living in a sports stadium scoreboard might say, ‘two strikes and you’re out!’ Today’s Episode Sponsor: Long Men’s Baseball™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Biker Mice From Mars Episode 4, “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ City” Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 11,...

The ‘90s snot-rocketed a wave of slime across the media landscape, breeding a rash of nasty, dirty critter boys. Forget teen turtles, fighting toads, or road-based sharks! Our new arc is for interstellar vermin: Biker Mice from Mars and Bucky O’Hare. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Bologna Cones™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Biker Mice From Mars Episode 1, “Rock and Ride!” Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode...

We’ve eaten the Spin-Spin Fruit and concocted a wild new idea for an occasional special—watch two completely randomized episodes of the longest-running rubber pirate anime in history, One Piece. The best part? We have no idea what’s going on. Today’s Episode Sponsor: James Cameron’s Avatar Souvenir Wristwatch™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Once Piece Episode 241, "Capture Robin! The Determination of the St...

Justice prevails once more for Rambo and Conan, our shirt-averse heroes! That’s “justice” in the form of a rocket-propelled lecture on the Evils of Crack, and the shrieking spider-lobster Evillak. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Arranged Marriages for Pets™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 58, “Just Say No” Conan the Adventurer S2E29, “The Book of Skelos” Join our Discord! https:/...

True to our word, we’re back for Part II and the score is Justice: 2, Shirts: 0. What we *didn’t* expect was a drop-in visit from our favorite surprise guest, Count Vl*d Dr****a. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tunnel Honey™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Conan the Adventurer S1E2, “Blood Brother” Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 27, “Return of The Count” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us...

An eye-catching title to be sure, but no less accurate! We’re exploring the baffling G-rated cartoons of R-rated movies, namely Rambo and Conan. We enlisted married duo Alison & Todd to settle the Hunk v Wizard debate, and great news—we solved it. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Inside Beef™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 24, “Mephisto’s Magic” Conan the Adventurer S1E1, “Th...

You're damn right we did direct-to-VHS classic Little Bigfoot, and you're DAMN RIGHT we got Amalia to fill in for Andy who couldn't make it. We spoke this evil aloud during our Dog Days of Summer arc and we aren't ones to back down from an incredible idea when it licks us in the face. This one was behind our very exciting Patreron paywall for a while, but we wanted the public to enjoy it as well....

Buckle up, podfans—this week, we’re running long to rank the first 100 cartoons we’ve seen for the show…in REAL TIME. What climbs to the top of the untouchable S-tier? How many shows are worse than Fish Police? Stop asking! We’ll cover everything! THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENT https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharing Join our Discor...