Saturday Morning Tuesdays

For the first time ever, we three hermit crabs heave ourselves out of our separate shells and mussel our way into a single clam’s house for a one-year birthday retrospectacular. Ever wondered what happened to Sonic, Digimon and Dinosaucers? No? Get out of our clam house. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory’s got tall boots • The Adventures of Nasty Shark and Gator Maid • Villainy, thy nam...

This week we wag our tongues at all those 80s parents by playing the devil’s very own game! Roll a twenty-sided die to see if you enjoy our actual-watch podcast, replete with Gunthieves, Danger Clerks, and our new dungeon friend Brian “Indifferent Viking” Simmons. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Brian David “Fourth Name” Simmons betrays his friend by inventing a new punishmen...

Andy claws open the lock of his dungeon, shrouding the world in ten thousand years of anime darkness. Will we survive his ceaseless tournament arc of punishment? Will Subs defeat Dubs? Will our waifus ever love us back? Something something Millennium Puzzle UwU This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The phrase of the day is “meat juices” • Land Sharks just aren’t the apex predator we hoped they’d...

Consulting Guest Detectives Alison Lührs and Sammy Scott lend us their expertise in honey riddles and monkey puzzles. With Sherlock and his compudroid Watson. In the future. On the moon. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Themes continue to be hilarious and not obtuse • Andy barely manages to flash us his Naruto unmentionables • Pterodactyls eat up precious moon-children • Austin spits on the...

Our Summer of Specials has begun! First up is the 1994 Spider-Man animated series with the help of our special guest Jason “Scooter Hooligan” Huff. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The elegance of the Teen Face Dance • Miss Spiderman’s Home For Backdoor Pilots • A staggering lack of respect for emotional trauma • Frank Castle goes nuclear on some cobwebs • You know Blade’s mad when he pulls...

Just in time for the August 8 release of the new Dinosaucers comic book, we’re thrilled to present our very special interview with the show’s creator (and Batman producer) Michael Uslan! The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Special Guest: Michael Uslan (Reptilon) The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

If you tune into our podcast exclusively for Andy-Shaming, we’ve got a whopper in your hopper. He doesn’t mind, because he’s drooling in his corner and eating wood. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Everything Is Diapersix • Pastawatch is back by “popular” “demand” • Goblins are real, and they hate the sun • Ghosts are real, and they eat cows • Darien is catnip for bees Today's Episode Spons...

This episode we go back to the 50s and have a rousing make-pretend about Rory’s very real 14-year-old son. Are there also cartoons? Yes? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Andy *almost* gains more Anime Demerits, and he’d better be fucking careful • Austin takes the gang on a disappointing trip for biscuits • Serena eats five whole desserts and hides it from her cat • Cat’s Cradle bafflingly...

Charlotte “Goldilocks” Hollingsworth creeps into our basement and steals secret sips from our bowls of cartoon porridge: Care Bears, Gummi Bears, and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Are they too spicy, too nasty, or just nasty enough? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Brave Heart Lion violates the Prime Directive • The Gummi Bear family is a toxic, gaslighting cesspit • Winnie the Poo...

We really jammed it up this time! Turns out when Kyle’s not around we accidentally This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Everything • In This Episode • Is Sponsors • Just The Ads • His palms are sweaty • knees weak • arms are heavy • there’s vomit on his sweater already Today's Episode Sponsors: mom's spaghetti™ The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipe...

We accidentally trapped 600 birds in a classroom? Please send help This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin and Rory tussle to the death in a crystal house • Meridiana gets an entire Hitchcock of blue pigeons • No one seems to smell the poo gas except Andy • Mayor Bulloney just gets a whole dickload of shovels, end of episode • We can’t decide what smooched the gooch more: Tuxedo Melvin or A...

When we watch an episode of Sailor Moon that’s a real barn-burner, we have a duty to raise it to the sky like a child of prophecy. Please enjoy this incredible spate of kitty cat nonsense. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: A nasty man debuts his filthy video series • Two cows lock horns in Vaudeville Kombat • Return of the Stink Panther • Zoycite builds a living coat of sewer mice • Andy’s A...

Dominique Thomas, Avatar of Nines, Lord of Afroductions, and Keeper of the Sexual Fire rides in on an actual spider and hangs out in our room, and we don’t ask questions because you don’t question miracles. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Hunter Steele gets our blood boiling hot for ruthless spider-related critiques • We drop an exclusive bombshell about Drake • Shadow, the titular spider,...

Featuring special guest Jaine Ye! Today on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, Cybersix makes a bafflingly tone-deaf blunder and we just, like...like we had to talk about it. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Thrill as we introduce what is sure to be a hit new pasta-related segment • Cybersix ruins a perfectly good detective story • Austin can barely suppress his salivary glands when talking about fa...

The boys pucker their lips at the yucky sour taste of that lemon bread! Yuck! Almost as sour as some of them dang cartoons we watched. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory gifts us our most ambitious theme yet • Bag yourself a rain-trapped hunk with this one weird trick • Bovine child gangs roam the west • Mature romance means learning to love bugs • Austin and Rory pine after a cyborg pan...

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Rea...

It’s Saturday Morning on this fateful Tuesday and we’re plump with windmill cereal (#TweetYourWheat) and dressed in the suits our mom picked out for us. Pour your milk over our bowls and join us as we dip our toes into those milk bowls and get wet from milk and then watch our favorite cartoons. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Join us in our windowless windmill operation • We just love that...

Our very good friend Annie Jansen is witness to the debut of two new shows in our lineup: the refreshingly progressive Cybersix and the depressingly regressive C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special guest Annie Jansen is foolishly unafraid of having her name google-linked to ours • Carb up to fight fascists with an Argentinian Pasta Breakfast • Rory did his cowboy...

It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.) This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Luhrs hates our tawdry l...

Our notorious audio phantom (Zoltrax, King of Riddles) curses our recording once again, but we soldier on undeterred to give Rory a good razzing about our hilarious Wizard Stuff. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Zero the Memory Thief displays shockingly poor financial skills • Honky Priest vs. Werehunk • Anime Wizard Andy has go to real jail, not the fun one • Ebenezer Mimi is visited by So...

What better way to hijack the #Westworld Season 2 hype than by A) not watching Westworld, and B) watching three of the goofiest sci-fi western cartoons we could shake a snake at. Those Google Spiders are gonna be so steamed! #2West2World This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: If anyone asks, we did it for the clicks • Prairie-genesis gives us the gift of law-cows • Rory slips the word "ornithopte...

One time I ate an entire goose egg, shell and everything. #cartoons This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Andy tries out a new Jester character, further turning this podcast into his personal voice demo • Sometimes it takes a crystal to find a crystal • I think we’d prefer to see less of Seymour • Sailor Jupiter and Game Machine Joe karate chop us in the heart • Izzy YMCAs his way through most o...

Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin • We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite • The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas • Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours • Silverhawks teaches kids how to s...

Subscribe to our podcast and help us mercilessly ping infamous Jerkules Kevin Sorbo’s Google alert the way his straight white god intended. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory puts the writers of Silverhawks on blast for being talentless hacks, snakes are literally the first thing you learn to draw but whatever • Pre-order your copy of the 2019 Hunks Driving Funny Cars calendar • Gotta bu...

It’s the much anticipated krang-clusion to the TMNT Super Episode. Join the boys and their Barnyard Nibbler Patrick for the final 3 episodes of season one of 1987’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s a lollygagging good time and many laughs are had at the expense of our friend Patrick who only wanted to spend time with us. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: It’s Footloose Rules when the hot-r...