Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Surprise! We’re joined on a very special episode of Saturday Morning Saturdays (née Tuesdays) by our old friend and self-appointed CEO, Patrick “Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson” Stagaman! In Part One of our two-part special on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we discuss the last 30 years of turtle-mania and explore episodes 1 and 2 of the original series from 1987. Check back for Part Two on Tuesday! T...

Episode 22 - “13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can” - Downtown Vince HATES #5. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The three of us sit in a triangle and spank each other until a thick podcast forms • Andy grows Naruto Whiskers when challenged to an anime fight • Melvin screams the theme at us again • Taiwan doesn’t recognize Daylight’s noble sacrifice • △▽△▽ T R I A N G L E △▽△ M E M E S ▽△▽△...

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?) This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over • Austin steams up his patented punk...

Get ready to toss your salads and scramble your eggs, cause it’s a Frasier episode! DISCLAIMER: this is not an actual episode of Frasier, nor do we watch or particularly discuss Frasier, it’s definitely just more anime This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Alison Lührs hears the blues a-callin’ • The Bank Planet of Do-lar needs to be FDIC-insured • If you piss yourself in the game,...

We’re joined in the studio by X-Man X-Fan (and current Austin’s Roommate) Matt Grigsby for an X-citing chat about the 1992 Fox animated series (X-Men) (The Animated Xeries) This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin worldbuilds dairy products out of the picture • Never leave home without your throwin’ tomatoes • Voracious readers bring down an interdimensional slug monster • You never forget w...

Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeIt This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips • [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls] • The boys get tickled by Picklemon • A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy • Mon...

Dip your spoon into a bowl of our cartoon guttersoup, of which we have much to serve to your puckered kiss-pouch. Also, we have a new episode out. The soup is separate. But it’s good. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Yes, the Soup Theme carries through the episode • A bearded lightbulb man loses a whole sun • Kokatorimon Captures All The Boys • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 10 and counting • Austi...

Hey, Listener. We’ve been talking, and we’re ready to take the next step in our relationship. We think it’s finally time to have a serious discussion about skate tricks and missile sharks. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Andy pops a 360 Brandy Nosebone • Tai commits foodcrime on his sad dinosaur • Mon*Star is a real Pushy Patricia about his cool new nickname • Silverhawks worldbuilding is...

After last week’s birthday episode we’re back to our normal jazz - come take a sip of our delicious milkshake as we contract the Lunar Goofies and find out how many rhinos it takes to pull a disco train. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Andy’s voice attracts spooky phantoms • What Rashōmon will Rory think of next • Austin’s Prissy Points: 5 and counting • Melvin makes Serena his prunewife •...

Today is our lovely Rory Voie’s birthday! His hunk-stars have aligned, and he has gained yet another ring around his trunk. Come listen to Austin and Andy shower him with deeply disappointing cartoon gifts: James Bond Jr. and Potato Head Kids. This week on Saturday Ror-ning Tuesdays: Jaws eats a goddamn car  •  Jimmy Bonjunior plucks from the rare English Pepper Tree  •  Austin’s lack of sleep mak...

After a week-long slumber, we emerge from our chrysalis to reveal a shiny new second-season form, bristling with new energy, new monstrous spider legs, and even a new show! We’ve added the 80s masterpiece Silverhawks to our weekly lineup, so come on in and find out how much we love squid cars. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin’s cumbersome crab hands get the best of him  •  Rory fumbl...

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet! In part two of our Ghost Week, we indulge in a time-honored television staple: The Clipisode! We’ve curated a chunk of clips from our past that make us secrete giggle-juice from our grim excreters. If you were on the fence before, one whiff of this boywater will make you want to chomp our flavor for sure. ( click here for pa...

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet! In part one of our Ghost Week, us devilish hunklings sit in our La-Z-Boys and reminisce about the good old days in a Season One Retrospective. ( click here for part two ) The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

In a real Planes, Trains, and Automobiles situation, Bill Woodland finds himself an unwitting podcast guest! He joins a delinquent Andy, a disease-riddled Austin, and perfect boy Rory for a Sweeps Week spectacular. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Bill “Irish Surprise” Woodland scampers out from his pot of gold  •  Austin dribbles his gooey drainage all over the studio floor  •  Devimon get...

Hey kids, we’re back in the pod-hole with our dear friend Sailor Alison. This episode we catch up on Sailor Moon while ignoring our digi-duties for a week. If you were curious whether Patamon was going to get straight murdered today or not, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory makes a heinous auditory blunder  •  if(boyfriend) { do(naps); }  • ...

Stoke your chestnut fire, unpack those jollies, and tune up the family carols: it’s the holiday season! See what fresh Christmas hell we’ve got cooked up for today. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The boys dust off their ol’ goose  •  Austin commands his Amazon Echo (not a sponsor)  •  Mario invents organized religion  •  Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas  •  Hey Arnold! return...

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4...

The boys are down to TWO SHOWS as Dinosaucers goes the way of the...you know. Join us while we spend the extra time imagining who would make the cutest couples and going whole ham on clock sales. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Jadeite files his W-2  •  Living. Digital. Ghosts. Checkmate Atheists  •  Sora goes fishing for boys  •  Andy goos it  •  Austin experiments with his Talkhole Today...

Teodora “Our Friend” Popescu joins us at the SatAM world headquarters for Deep Chats about Sailors Moon & Mercury, perverted digi-trolls, and those frustrating space reptiles we hate. But we’re not getting covered in poop about it. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Teo Popescu tells us the wild saucy truth about Romanian Anime (anything goes)  •  Boys named Andrew are gross...