Saturday Morning Tuesdays

At long last, we find a fantasy show that could beat up the other fantasy shows. Meet Arthur King and his knights, a deeply problematic team of time-travelling football-barians. Thrill as these marble-hewn paladins confidently shove through the lowered expectations of a time long past: the 1990s! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: What’s so wrong about a wizard treating his much younger frien...

For the final ‘sode of our current arc, we shotgun FIVE BEERS (episodes) of Olde Mummy Lager (television) in search of the Yummiest Mummy. Will the Curse shrivel us into Grandpa Raisins? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Evy trashes multiple castles yet gets promoted constantly • Somehow we missed out saying the phrase “skelekinesis” • Lord Dracool makes a guest appearance in our mummy speci...

2019 RE-RELEASE EDITION. Rory’s out once again with the Boatman’s Lung and to celebrate, here’s a classic episode from the archives that goes a li’l something a-like a-this: Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung! This week on Saturday Morning Tues...

Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having...

Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” • A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks • Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, ri...

Watch out Draculas, ‘cause Mummies are back in town with tight makeovers and some seriously kissable lips. Our crypt-fresh new arc is ready to be unwrapped, starting with 1997’s Mummies Alive! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The Stephenie Meyer treatment is long overdue for swaddled tomb ghouls • Zombie Sanders has a message for all you 1% mummies • History, equality, and giant mechanical...

Call us, beep us, if you wanna reach us: Superspy Teenager Kim Possible explodes her way onto Saturday Morning Tuesdays for an examination of cheese architecture, shampoo promotion, and the Bourgeoisie. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Join us in our field of daisies where nothing is rude today • Disney gets good and razzed for being real hot on the rich and powerful • Ron Stoppable takes a...

Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode • We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for...

On the latest episode of Gills Gone Wild, AKA primetime CBS stinker Fish Police, Nathan “I Thought I Was Going To Pick The Shows This Time” Cox finds us sinking down the Horny Abyss and tries to pull us back to shore. Appropriately, it gets pretty blue. Let’s Dive Right In. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Get ready for the BMX mud wrestling of fish cartoons • They finally figured out how t...

Dom “Old Grandpa Gregor” Thomas kisses a crusty penny and heaves it deep into the sea, thus summoning a hilarious new Sex Comedy to finally one-up those very rude Simpsons: Fish Police. Can Megan Mullally, John Ritter, and 30 other celebrities make this remotely palatable? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin tries to claim that celebrities being in things started with Fish Police • Rory...

Merry Christmas, everyone! When we say there’s a reason for the season, we are of course talking about time-traveling ‘80s bible anime. Special guest Charlotte “A Very Charlotte Christmas” Hollingsworth helps us learn the true meaning of Peepers. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Christopher Peepers • Christopher Peepers • Christopher Peepers • We watched another show too THIS WEEK'S EPISODE...

Three wastrels smash butt-first through a mysterious portal into the world of Sunday Funnies cat prankster Garfield, and everyone is Garfield here. Mondays, right? Because Garfield hates Mondays? #mondaysontuesdays This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: REMINDER: Austin wasn't allowed to read Garfield ‘cause his parents thought he was getting too sarcastic • Rory started reading Bloom County at a...

We’re here under the screaming gaze of Gary, Indiana, Crown Jewel of the Rust Belt. Join us as we trace the hallowed sepulcher ‘neath His Watchful Eye and whisper about lost cartoons, clutching each other for warmth. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We explore medieval weapons and the Piss Weed • The ever-excellent Him threatens the PPG with a vat of boiling sharks • Astro Boy buzzes our bo...

Come make camp with us, little raccoon, it’s just us three criminals on the run from Johnny Law. We’re gonna watch some cartoons while we melt mice to make soap. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory thinks he’s really cool for knowing the word “oubliette” • Austin’s gone too deep into 18th-century fat rendering • Our new best friend kicks ass, hates cops, and rides a robot unicorn • If you...

We’re relaying this order straight from The Boss of All Chicago: listen to our show! He also orders you to see how many VHS tapes you can fit in your butt, but you can ignore that one unless you’ve gone to prison for cat crimes. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Meet the three criminals: Juices, Stankfish, and Stankfish2 • A hoop-shaped man jigs straight into our hearts • Mr. Tornado is a li...

Welcome to Season Three! Our cartoon podcast now has a shorter, first-timer-friendly format to go along with our short, friendly new Hero-Toddlers: The Powerpuff Girls and Astro Boy! Just in time for PPG’s 20th anniversary, which was totally planned and not a coincidence. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Chef High School cooks us up a B-minus theme • You just shouldn’t keep skin in a briefc...

Very special guest and legit sailor scout Alison “Hates” “Our” “Nicknames” Lührs returns once more to set the sun on our favorite moon princess. Do we give Serena (and our second season) the send-off they deserve? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We lay prostate before the Altar of the gilded Wing-Wong • Queen Serenity’s lifesaving magic favors the top 1% of moonchildren • One cool thing 90...

As we approach the end of our second season, the podcast can go one of two ways: we can jump the shark, or become The Wire. We did both? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Guest starring Omar from The Wire as “The Shark” • Fertile Crescent V • 10 great ways to blast your man’s cornwagon • Austin drops a Chicken Run reffie • Andy’s new segment turns our lives into a crossover fic where Eggman...

We watched some cartoons, but there’s also a lot of classic “Jamiroquai Talk,” just a heads up. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Ska makes a big comeback and it’s definitely not Jamiroquai • Moo Montana has a horned-up hometown sidepiece • Cybersix’s best episode to date just fucking rocks, there’s no joke for that one • Ultimate Wingman Jupiter risks her life to get Mercury some psychic ne...

Saturday Morning Tuesdays Update: God turned his back on us, so Dark Science gave us snake bodies with horse feet and things are way better now! Clip clop motherfuckersss. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The headphone splitter of circus serpents makes a proud debut • Oh Melvin, Oh Well Then: A Musical Revue • You know how birds inflate sometime? • Darien? Did you mean Prince Darien? • Cody...

When we said “Sssomebody Stop Me” we meant “please, Nathan Cox, ssstop us from watching the three Jim Carrey movie cartoon adaptations that came out in 1995.” But he was powerless to help, and aaallllrighty then, it was a real [Dumb & Dumber reference] of a time. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Nathan “2 Zoos 2 Books” Cox is stuck in a bottomless pit of our design • Dumb...

We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Serena can never live up to her glory days as a moon skater • Lucas gets a whiff of that powerful she-wolf musk and chomps HARD on that flavor •...

Pour some chocolate chips and jimmies on these three scoops of Podcast™ ice cream. “Rad creams!” you say, “these sure taste just like my stories!” This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Popemaster General Owen Wilson visits us from the steamin’ hot cyberfuture • We uncover the secret origins of Johnny Bravo • A snowman witch haunts the moguls • Cybersix fucking delivers this week with a Screamin’...

Take your crown out of its crown house and put it on your head and be a princess this week with your three best friends the Princess Boys because Gosh Goodness O’Golly it’s another Sailor Moon Power Hour! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Meet your sweeties: Bird Princess, Truck Princess, and Old Princess • Featuring Owen Wilson as Beryl McQueen • Tuxedo Mask is in full bloom • Don’t touch t...

Today we get a first-hand look at what CEOs really do. Our very hands-off Chief Executive Officer Patrick Stagaman holes-up in his room to get some actual work done: his annual report on the state of SMT! Surely this will be an incredible 14 minutes of wisdom. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Patrick has the most convincing mom voice • Dad beat me if I tried to get smarter than him • People...