Saturday Morning Tuesdays

In this episode: Space Catholics and their favorite bible verses, Exceedingly Sour Boys, and the Missionaria Protectiva The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle) Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Of all the ledes that have been buried, none are more dope than Rory forgetting to tell us about laser shields #lasershields The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle) Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Here in Chapter 3 of Frank Herbert’s Dune, a lot of interesting worldbuilding is swept under the rug in favor of Rory’s questionable seafood metaphors. The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle) Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Our summer diversion continues! Today, Rory tries to teach us about glow globes, gravity suspenders, and a guy named Piter. The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle) Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Rory Voie has read Dune. Austin and Andy have not. Here at the crossroads of education and infuriation, the journey to learn Dune (without doing any actual work) begins. The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland) Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle) Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

This week we go into our tragic backstories and reveal why SMT is America’s new sweetheart! During our King of the Hill shouting time, we’ll gather a motley crew of dirtbags and derelicts to do MMA battles with Podcast Thanos, Joe Rogan. That’s a 2019 takedown, baybee! This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Soft Austin’s tissue-paper bones were tickled by a honeybee • Jun’ichiro does sound a lot...

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bob...

Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Rory’s Electabuzz deck has the market cornered • Swallow Nar...

Fantasy becomes reality with Vytor: The Starfire Champion! Special guest Nathan “Banana Leaf Skort” Cox joins our summer garden party as we attempt to understand this short-lived 1989 cartoon about unsafe boomerangs, talking sky cars, and tree maintenance. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special guest Nathan “We Told Him This One Was Good” Cox has a hilarious pants adventure • There’s a mo...

For our final episode of Schooligans, we’re phoning it in today! Consider this the “putting on a video” of podcast episodes, because we’re too hungover to teach mutant geography or whatever. Just cheat off of Melvin for the final test. Remember Melvin? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Tom Green’s bum now performs a border-crossing car wash • Apocalypse doesn’t need Toad, actually • The one...

We told mother we were too sick to go to school today but she sent us off with our packed lunches and red noses anyway. And guess what: we yartzed in first period and teacher sent us off to see the podcast nurse. Her diagnosis? Not-Enough-Cartoons Disease. We’re treating it with Fillmore!, X-Men: Evolution, and an array of stinky creams. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We break down the Ol...

The magic is still bubbling for our second day of Schooligans, and not even the Ceremonial Razzing can clot our hearts with malice. Even if you haven’t done the required reading, X-Men: Evolution and Fillmore! are a treat we have to share with the whole class. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We’re filled with unbridled animal energy, and we have no hang-ups about it • Dress up in leather a...

The bell tolls for The Tuesday Boys, who have enrolled in two of the coolest cartoon schools. We’re watching Disney’s Fillmore! and X-Men: Evolution, where stressed-out warrior-children are the police and tests are apparently optional. Also, the school has a prison. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The school tuffs have sassy opinions about truancy • Austin’s hilarious new catchphrase for F...

Special guest Alison “Promised Us Pasta” Lührs joins us in the studio to examine the smoking wreckage of the 90s “propeller weapon” craze that resulted in Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz. Do their heavily gendered cartoons reach the heights of the toys? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Batten down your manes, horse girls • Dip ‘n’ rip off to the rocketship city of Airlandis, where we all share...

All good hunks must someday say goodbye, and today marks the final flight for all of our soaring studs. Robotech, Ring Raiders, and Skysurfer Strike Force: we salute your magic airplanes and thick oaken necks. Semper fi. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: In an attempt to appeal to everybody, this podcast is now about down-home southern Game- of-Thrones stripper snakes • Plague 2.0 makes the...

It’s another wild morning for the Junkyard Gang to shock-jock your world with our positively crass antics and rude jests. It’s our penultimate ‘sode of Sky Hunks, and the end can’t come too soon - Ring Raiders broke our brains like a Rory’s Leg. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Lisa Hayes and the kiss that ooged out the star-giants • A 100-foot robot wears people clothes • Starflyer the Spa...

Have you been to Turtleneck Steve’s iWebsite? We have a little podcast house there, and it needs your love and attention. That’s the theme for our most shameless Sky Hunks episode yet! You have to go do it now! #hunkalert #blessed #fivestarz This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Ring Raiders loses all its goodwill from last episode almost immediately • Plictor Plector doesn’t have anything cool...

Rory loves FOX’s smash hit Bones so dang much that he made his leg bones crunch like a crisp new Dorito. Our Sky Hunk journey continues, but look out for our amazing cameos in television’s Bones starring Emily Deschanel and your mom’s boyfriend, Wednesday nights at 8:30/7:30 Central. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: The face of an angel, the voice of an uncle • Zentraedi spies discover the...

It’s a beautiful day in the suburbs for us dads to sit down with a new show in our hunk toolbelt: 1989’s time-traveling airplane pornography, Ring Raiders! It’s not really a porno, but it *does* get really hot and bothered about how many missiles it has. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Meet the first all-married flying commander team • Cub Jones and his infamous “wah-hoos” join Hunter Stee...

We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of w...

Well glingle-dee-dee! We’re full of childlike whimsy this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, the podcast that takes place inside Tim Burton’s Topsy-Turvy Chuckle Dumpster. Present your “golden” ticket to watch a city turn into a guy, and a worm emerge from a different worm. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: A classic Transformers question gets answered, with brutal results • Dogs are huckleb...

It’s April, and you know what that means—it’s time to square up with America’s own Scrooge McDuck and pay your cartoon taxes. Except us, of course, because taxes are for poors, and we’re richer than the dandy peanut man on your bag of dirt candy. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We say the nasty thing, and no one slaps us on the hands • The Denver Worm Hole brings all the boys to the yard •...

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says dogs can’t drive trains, which is why we, three toon-watchin’ dogs, are back on the dog train rocketing across the plains, just three dogs on a train. But what’s this? It seems one of the dogs has spilled the snacks from our snack box all over the floor, including two hunks of chewy cartoony goodness, and he’s just eating them on the floor and we’re powerl...

The Price is Flight on the second round of our new Sky Hunks arc, giving us another delicious sip of Robotech’s roaring cruisers and Skysurfer’s soaring losers. Opposites in objective quality, yet true blood brethren in Resting Hunk Potential. This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: Austin steps down from his Drew Carey podium to cause game show chaos • Wear a fake face on your robot face on your...

We crept down to feed Andy his oreo cookies in the Anime Dungeon. However, Andy had escaped his birdcage, driven bananas by a Vitamin Hunk deficiency. We found him pecking at forbidden fruits from the old Hunk Tree and hooting about Macross or something. Can we entice him back with yet more oreo cookies? This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays: We meet a surprise hunk with a surprise amount of eyes...