Satan is my Superhero

Chiropractors owe their entire medical philosophy to a ghost from Iowa. Yes—seriously! And apparently, the aggressive billing structure was the ghost's idea too. Turns out alternative medicine wasn't discovered in a lab with "science" or "evidence" — it was channeled during a Victorian séance from a dead doctor whose primary contribution to medicine was: crack their n...

Poe: father of American horror, pioneer of the macabre, and — according to at least one theory — a man who caught rabies from drinking bat blood at a Satanic ritual before his final, chaotic hours in Baltimore. Unfortunately, the official data also suggests 66.6% of poets are child molesters, and Poe is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statistic. This episode, Satan Is My Superhero shines its...

God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a committee of screaming worship addicts. Then someone hands YHWH a giant "incense burner", seven angel...

Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and the Apollo program... then this episode is your ultimate deep dive! So is NASA...

They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected. Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s , Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy… so he leaned into it...

Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666 . Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment. In this episode, we dive into Crowley’s own words — from The Book of the Law to Magick in Theory and Practice — and try to fig...

If you've ever been told you're going to hell, you're going to feel right at home! Not a chat show. Not safe for church. Definitely not normal. This is a loud, weird, structured comedy podcast that takes aim at religion, conspiracy theories, superstition, and the general stupidity of the universe. This 3-minute trailer gives you everything you need to know — what the show is, what i...

Is there such a thing as too much Satan in a video game? From the demon-slaying chaos of Devil May Cry, to the time EA faked a Christian protest and sent reviewers Rick-rolling “bombs,” we’re diving into gaming’s unholy obsession with Hell. This week, Judas and Lexi unpack why developers keep turning the afterlife into a boss fight — including how a bored Resident Evil 4 development team accidenta...

What if Heaven had a strict guest list… and you’re not on it? We dive back into the chaotic fever dream of the Book of Revelations - specifically Chapter 7 — where John of Patmos introduces one of the Bible’s weirdest and most misunderstood ideas: the 144,000 “chosen ones.” You’ve probably heard of the Rapture. You’ve probably been told Christianity is “open to everyone.” Yeah… about that.... Catc...

Why was DOOM so controversial — and why did politicians, pastors, and parent groups try to ban it? In 1993, DOOM didn’t just invent the modern first-person shooter — it also sparked a full-blown satanic moral panic. Banned in Germany, blamed for youth violence, linked to Columbine, and accused of promoting demonic symbols and devil worship, this gore-soaked trip through Hell turned Doomguy into a...

If your church has a battle plan, colour coded demon maps, and something called a “prayer army”… you’re not dealing with metaphor anymore. We track Spiritual Warfare into the modern era — where “principalities and powers” become the New Apostolic Reformation, Dominionism, Christian Nationalism, and strategic-level spiritual warfare inside the charismatic and evangelical movements. What started as...

If your god is all-powerful, why does he need backup? Somewhere between “not against flesh and blood” and organized christian exorcism, the idea of spiritual warfare turned a metaphor about personal temptation turned into a full-blown cosmic battle plan — complete with the Armor of God from Ephesians 6! In this episode we trace how our old mate Paul’s language about “principalities and powers” evo...

Andrew Tate thinks Satanists secretly run the world, worship karma, control pop culture, and advertise their crimes in plain sight — which is a bold claim from the king of toxic masculinity given he’s wrong about Satanism, morality, science, himself, and literally everything else. Join us as we break down Emory Andrew Tate III’s loud, confident, and wildly incorrect takes on Satanism, atheism, Isl...

 In this episode we replay our biggest mistakes, the worst sketches from 2024. When we say worst. Of course we don’t really mean they’re the worst. Except for maybe, the first one. It’s the Rev Stef doing Slayer doing The Phantom of the Opera… ...so yeah.  But there’s fun stuff like Jezebel, she’s pretty promiscuous (allegedly). And Lord Byron he’s very promiscuous (definitely). There’s demonic Vo...

Too many beasts, not enough time? We got you. This is a supercut compilation of our deep dives into Revelations Chapters 4, 5, and 6 — stitched into one continuous, apocalyptic fever dream. 👉 no skipping between episodes  👉 no losing the plot  👉 just one long descent into heaven, hallucinations, and the end of the world 👉 Start here: Book of Revelation Supercut Volume 1 (Chapters 00–03)   What...

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Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall Santas who think they’re frontline soldiers—because this “war” has everything except reality. We’re taking...

Turns out you don’t need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism — you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and ritualistic, the Protestant version goes full freelancer energy : zero oversight, no training, and absolutely no refunds. This is the Etsy marketplace of demon rem...

Some call it “spiritual warfare.” We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 — turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror shows for the masses.  In this episode, we dig into the church’s obsession with exorcism, from Emma Schmidt and Roland Doe to Clara Germana Cele — the so-ca...

Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real?  Yeah—that was The Exorcist’s fault. Join us as we dig into the 1940s “possession” hoax that inspired the film, the novelist who sold it as truth, and the church that cashed in on the chaos. This is how one movie turned fear into faith—and jump-started fifty years of Satani...

Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreams— led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan.  In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero , we dive into the Danzig era (1977–83)—the fights, the graves, the sticky-floored clubs, and the sound that rewired pun...

The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon. ~ New look, same blasphemy—check out our shiny new logo while you listen~ In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero , we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories ever shovelled onto Revelation 6. Greek gods? Roman Empire? Catholicism?  Communism? Disney princesses...

The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history. Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things nev...

This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind “Satanic” accusations, and celebrate the real power of women...

Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating. ...