Satan is my Superhero

Is Halloween Satanic? Satan says take it up with the Vatican. Forget pagan death cults—modern Halloween has a lot more Catholic paperwork, medieval souling, and made-up Druid fan-fiction about Samhain. We’re taking a festive blowtorch to Halloween’s Satanic Panic to demonstrate that Satan did not, in fact, invent fun-size Snickers bars, Halloween is not the Devil’s holiday, and it’s not even Satan...

In Revelations 9 our favourite cranky god unleashes 200 million horses with lion heads, breathing fire out BOTH ends (insert fart joke)  because apparently hell needed a cavalry! Which is pretty metal of him, not gonna lie. First up: some scary monster locusts clearly designed by a committee, none of whom had ever actually seen a locust. These guys rock scorpion tails, the faces of men, the hair o...

As Big Bird sang "It's Not Easy Being Green" at Jim Henson's funeral, fundies managed to somehow twist this wholesome moment as evidence of a Satanic conspiracy. So how did the internet turn the nicest man in Hollywood into the Devil?  Join us in Part 2 as we venture into The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and The Storyteller, where children's entertainment gets tangled up with o...

Jim Henson escaped a cult, met a ouija ghost and used the power of colourful puppets to help the CIA turn Sesame Street gay... allegedly. America amirite? In Part 1 of our completely unnecessary two-part descent into Jim Henson lore, we follow the creator of Kermit, Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster from his Christian Science childhood through occult bookstores, MKUltra claims, Satanic Panic nonsense...

The Bible forgot to tell us what Jesus actually looked like, so ye olde artists just went with: really, really, really ridiculously good-looking. And almost always naked for some reason? Christianity somehow ended up with a silky-haired, muscular, half-naked thirst trap Jesus who has been turning church pews into awkward puberty chambers for centuries. We follow handsome Jesus from the supposedly...

How do you become a white supremacist whilst worshiping a brown Jewish fellow? You just rewrite the entire Bible until Everyone in it is white! Our Palestinian mate, White Jesus, takes us from the (very brown) early depictions of Jesus to British Israelism, the Ten Lost Tribes, an alleged Israelite Scotland, an attempt to find the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland, and finally Christian Identity — be...

Black Sabbath says they never heard of Coven and we, of course, believe them... it's just that the calendar appears to have some follow-up questions. Eight months before Sabbath dropped their debut, a Chicago band named Coven had already arrived armed with Satanic lyrics, inverted crosses, fake blood, a song called Black Sabbath, and a frontwoman named Jinx Dawson who signed her record deal i...

Ah, Vatican City—undeniably the most metal place in Christianity, where all you need to defeat ancient pagan magic is a Latin engraving and the unearned confidence of a garden-variety white dude. Turns out the holiest real estate on Earth was originally a gross, mosquito-infested swamp named after a deity of vaginal baby tears. Before the Pope moved in, Vatican City was just a miserable Etruscan b...

Chiropractors owe their entire medical philosophy to a ghost from Iowa. Yes—seriously! And apparently, the aggressive billing structure was the ghost's idea too. Turns out alternative medicine wasn't discovered in a lab with "science" or "evidence" — it was channeled during a Victorian séance from a dead doctor whose primary contribution to medicine was: crack their n...

Poe: father of American horror, pioneer of the macabre, and — according to at least one theory — a man who caught rabies from drinking bat blood at a Satanic ritual before his final, chaotic hours in Baltimore. Unfortunately, the official data also suggests 66.6% of poets are child molesters, and Poe is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statistic. This episode, Satan Is My Superhero shines its...

God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a committee of screaming worship addicts. Then someone hands YHWH a giant "incense burner", seven angel...

Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and the Apollo program... then this episode is your ultimate deep dive! So is NASA...

They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected. Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s , Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy… so he leaned into it...

Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666 . Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment. In this episode, we dive into Crowley’s own words — from The Book of the Law to Magick in Theory and Practice — and try to fig...

If you've ever been told you're going to hell, you're going to feel right at home! Not a chat show. Not safe for church. Definitely not normal. This is a loud, weird, structured comedy podcast that takes aim at religion, conspiracy theories, superstition, and the general stupidity of the universe. This 3-minute trailer gives you everything you need to know — what the show is, what i...

Is there such a thing as too much Satan in a video game? From the demon-slaying chaos of Devil May Cry, to the time EA faked a Christian protest and sent reviewers Rick-rolling “bombs,” we’re diving into gaming’s unholy obsession with Hell. This week, Judas and Lexi unpack why developers keep turning the afterlife into a boss fight — including how a bored Resident Evil 4 development team accidenta...

What if Heaven had a strict guest list… and you’re not on it? We dive back into the chaotic fever dream of the Book of Revelations - specifically Chapter 7 — where John of Patmos introduces one of the Bible’s weirdest and most misunderstood ideas: the 144,000 “chosen ones.” You’ve probably heard of the Rapture. You’ve probably been told Christianity is “open to everyone.” Yeah… about that.... Catc...

Why was DOOM so controversial — and why did politicians, pastors, and parent groups try to ban it? In 1993, DOOM didn’t just invent the modern first-person shooter — it also sparked a full-blown satanic moral panic. Banned in Germany, blamed for youth violence, linked to Columbine, and accused of promoting demonic symbols and devil worship, this gore-soaked trip through Hell turned Doomguy into a...

If your church has a battle plan, colour coded demon maps, and something called a “prayer army”… you’re not dealing with metaphor anymore. We track Spiritual Warfare into the modern era — where “principalities and powers” become the New Apostolic Reformation, Dominionism, Christian Nationalism, and strategic-level spiritual warfare inside the charismatic and evangelical movements. What started as...

If your god is all-powerful, why does he need backup? Somewhere between “not against flesh and blood” and organized christian exorcism, the idea of spiritual warfare turned a metaphor about personal temptation turned into a full-blown cosmic battle plan — complete with the Armor of God from Ephesians 6! In this episode we trace how our old mate Paul’s language about “principalities and powers” evo...

Andrew Tate thinks Satanists secretly run the world, worship karma, control pop culture, and advertise their crimes in plain sight — which is a bold claim from the king of toxic masculinity given he’s wrong about Satanism, morality, science, himself, and literally everything else. Join us as we break down Emory Andrew Tate III’s loud, confident, and wildly incorrect takes on Satanism, atheism, Isl...

 In this episode we replay our biggest mistakes, the worst sketches from 2024. When we say worst. Of course we don’t really mean they’re the worst. Except for maybe, the first one. It’s the Rev Stef doing Slayer doing The Phantom of the Opera… ...so yeah.  But there’s fun stuff like Jezebel, she’s pretty promiscuous (allegedly). And Lord Byron he’s very promiscuous (definitely). There’s demonic Vo...

Too many beasts, not enough time? We got you. This is a supercut compilation of our deep dives into Revelations Chapters 4, 5, and 6 — stitched into one continuous, apocalyptic fever dream. 👉 no skipping between episodes  👉 no losing the plot  👉 just one long descent into heaven, hallucinations, and the end of the world 👉 Start here: Book of Revelation Supercut Volume 1 (Chapters 00–03)   What...

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Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall Santas who think they’re frontline soldiers—because this “war” has everything except reality. We’re taking...