Satan is my Superhero

Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.”  You're welcome. Inside this episode: Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparently Right-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann does life coaching for sociopaths Evangelical...

What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common? They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate villain. From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore how early Christians demonized other people's...

Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds! In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster , a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satan’s first résumé. Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started branding anyone with hobbies as a witch, Zoroaster was preaching about ONE god ‘ Ahura Mazd...

In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero , we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan . Meet Ba’al Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Ba’als who were demonized by the Bible’s propaganda machine . We’ll expose how gods like Attar (aka Venus , the Morning Sta...

What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them?   In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh layin...

To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his passing, I pulled this one from the Patreon feed for you. In this episode we follow up our biography episode on the life of the despicable little troll Pat Robertson, by giving him the right of reply and concentrate entirely on his own words. Featuring celebrity cameo gust star appearances from Halloween, witches, Druids, Christmas, New York Magazine, Taylor...

In this episode we broaden our search for Satan in Science Fiction. In the previous episodes in this series, we looked for him in the Christ Myth. Tales of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers. Now it’s time to find the devil in his own science fiction stories.   There are special guest stars making cameos like James Cameron, John Connor, Kyle Rees...

In this episode, we once again return to the Christ myth, in our search for the devil in Science Fiction with The Matrix. The Christ Myth is usually the story of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil. I would argue, Matrix is the most blatant and obvious of our Christ myth stories.    Special guest stars include Kea...

In this episode we try our damnedest to avoid the golden path. But no matter how much emo teenage pouting we do it still all ends up in genocide and our kid turning into an immortal homicidal worm. That’s right, it’s Frank Herbert’s seminal epic Dune. We will once again look for Satan in Science Fiction through the lens of the Christ Myth. The idea of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but...

In celebration of May the Fourth, over the next four weeks, we’re pulling apart one of our first season episodes, putting it back together with dozens of new jokes and unashamedly admitting, we don’t think it was all that good, first time round. And in this Sci Fi Satan miniseries of minisodes we're looking at where the Christian Bible has influenced Science Fiction. In this episode we’ll loo...

In this sinful episode of Satan Is My Superhero , Judas (and Lexi) dig into the diamond-studded sermons of Creflo Dollar—pastor of World Changers Church and poster boy of the prosperity gospel. We investigate how wealthy Creflo Dollar really is, why he needed a $65 million jet, and what’s up with all the cars, mansions, and ministries. Did you hear about the Creflo Dollar plane crash hoax? We did...

He wasn’t Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasn’t a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus. Was Constantine a devout believer or just a savvy warlord with excellent PR? We’re dragging in all the big names—...

Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelations might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine. Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descriptions of beings that shine like precious...

In this episode we avoid the most violent depraved and abusive things pastors make the headlines for every day, because this is a comedy show. Instead we will concentrate on their light hearted misogyny. Special guest star appearances include Pastor R.C. Sproul Jr, The Impact Team, Ashley Madison, Tennessee pastor, Greg Locke, Witches, National Secular Society, Office of the Scottish Charity Regul...

In this episode we celebrate International Women’s Day and grapple with the huge throbbing phallus of Christian fragility. Engorged and swollen with an urgent pressure it must release. But first we should ask ourselves the question, did Jesus hate women? Coz his followers sure do! This episode features special guest appearances from DEI, disciples, Progressives, apologists, feminists, YHWH, Genesi...

In this episode we stroll down the corridors of power in high heels, paint the White House pink and take up residence in the OVARY Office. We’ tell the story of women attempting to enter the White House via the Electoral College and the trouble that brings. We’ve got special guest star appearances from the likes of Harpers Weekly, Thomas Nast, Victoria Woodhull, Marx and Engel’s, Demosthenes, Fred...

In this episode, we ask the question, why won't Jesus allow his chosen people, Americans to be ruled over by a woman? And did the Bible predict her downfall? We’ll be joined on this quest for knowledge by some very special guest stars like Texas pastor, Tom Buck, Joe Biden, Southern Baptist Convention executive Steve Swofford, Donald Trump, MAGA, Lance Wallnau, The Kremlin, Mario Murillo, The...

In this special in between season’s episode I have pulled one from the Patreon.  Here we dwell on all our missed steps in 2023.  What missed step would be complete without special guest stars like, Michael Bolton, Mutt Lange, Brother’s Grimm, Russell Crowe, Disney, Eric Clapton, John Wayne, Paul McCartney, Uri Gellar, Pokémon, Joey Tempest, Europe, Nikki Sixx, Motley Crue, Duffer Brothers, The Str...

Too lazy to hunt through four separate episodes? Good. We did it for you. This is a supercut compilation of our first four deep dives into the most unhinged book of the Bible — Revelation . One continuous, chaotic, blasphemous binge. Inside this volume:  Revelation 00 — Prologue of the Epilogue  Revelation 01 — First Chapter of the Final Chapter  Revelation 02 — Where Satan Dwells  Revelation 03 —...

In this episode we look back over the year that was 2024 and fondly remember all those characters we let on our show like, Slayer, Tipper Gore, Jesus, Paul Di’Anno, Iron Maiden, The Antichrist in Jerusalem, Antiochus, Kirk Hammett, Dave Mustaine, Greyhound buses, Donald Trump, Lord Byron, Taylor Swift, Zeena Schreck, Joe Rogan, Vocaloid, Wasp, Demi Lovato, Prosperity Gospel, Pat Robertson, Danzig,...

In this episode, we wrap up the year with one final look at Satan in 2024's news. Or more accurately, we put shit on liars who invoke Satan to get attention from those, mentally, emotionally and intellectually less fortunate than the rest of us. We talk about Roman Emperor Theodosius I, Olympic Games, pagan rituals, Ancient Greek, Zeus, Paris, drag queens,  Jan van Bijlert, Le Festin des Dieu...

In this episode we look at where Satan showed himself in the news cycle for the first half of 2024. We have special guest star cameo appearances from Trump lawyer Alina Habba, Christian wannabe astrologer and numerologist Amanda Grace, multi-millionaire E. Jean. Carroll, Arizona lawmakers Republican Senators Jake Hoffman, J.D. Mesnard and Ken Bennet, Mississippi wannabe congressional candidate Mic...

In this episode we investigate the claim made by conservative Christians every year that Christmas is being threatened by forces they are weirdly shy about specifically naming. But of course the first and foremost piece of cognitive dissonance we must force our way through when examining the threat to Christmas is where it has ACTUALLY come from, historically. Christmas had been frowned upon and i...

In this episode we’re diverting from the usual Satan in the White House formula. We won’t be talking about all the people who have claimed Donald Trump is the antichrist. But rather we’re tackling the people who have claimed he is the chosen one. There are cameo guest star appearances from Texas, Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry, Republican Party, Fox News, Africa, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Michele B...

In this episode we look for Satan in the oval office during the last decade of the 20th century and the first couple of the 21st. Think of them as the Jon Stewart presidents. There are cameo guest star appearances from The International Prophecy Conference, Jerry Rolan Church, Bill Clinton, Roman Emperor Nero, Arkansas, witchcraft, George Walker Bush Jr, Hugo Chavez, United Nations, Barack Obama,...