Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

What if your S.O. just doesn't want you to see their embarrassing performance on Jeopardy? Like, are you supposed to avoid watching Jeopardy? THAT SHIT'S ON NETFLIX! Plus, it's Dec. 7, which means it's time for Smash Ships! Super Smash Bros.! Bob's Burgers! Crash Bandicoot! The Smashing Pumpkins! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dips test the limits of a bride’s powers at her own wedding before turning to Thanksgiving. This year, the Shippers are each bringing a different dish to make up one big potluck dinner! Potatoes! Pies! Turducken! Pies again! Featuring ships from Toy Story, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Duck Tails and Robin Hood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, if you have the opportunity to date Clarissa Darling, you have to accept the fact that you exist in her magical world. Plus, Fallout 76 has the Shippers considering considering self-insert ships (y’know, to rebel against that damn MMO) but instead they land on Fallout Ships! Night of the Comet! Necessary Roughness! Attack of the Block! Final Fantasy VII! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Cat- and microphone-problems notwithstanding, the Shippers try to excuse the behavior of a manipulative teenage boyfriend-to-be waiting in the wings. Evan Hansen, you know what you did. Plus, Patrick sits up straight, which means he’s trying. Then it’s time for Grump Ships! Hocus Pocus! Harry Potter! The Princess Bride! Hello Dolly! Grumpy Old Men! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

What do you do when you agree to go out with a vampire who turns out to be — wait for it — an actual vampire? You know, like in Queen of the Damned. HEY SPEAKING OF: that Queen movie (Bohemian Rhapsody) is out, so let’s talk Queen Ships! King of the Hill! Game of Thrones! Revenge of the Sith! Wayne’s World! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With apologies to Megan Fox and Andrew Barrymore, the Shippers try to figure out what to do with an SO’s celebrity obsession. Plus, the biggest game of the year is out today, so your hosts have the obligatory conversation about horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2! Without Colin, the Shippers milk the topic for all it’s worth - Red Ships! Dead Ships! Redemption Ships! Legends of Tomorrow slash...

No, f’real: what do you do when your SO just becomes a ghost somehow? Y’know, like a necromancer is involved or some shit like that. Plus! There’s a new Halloween movie so it’s time for Jamie Lee Curtis Ships! Perfect! The Drew Carrey Show! House Arrest! True Lies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you ever date an Eddie Brock? Or will you always end up being the other woman to his Symbiote?!?! Plus, the hottest, sweatiest ships around. Roswell! Hot Shots! Jesus! A Year Without A Santa Claus! Hot Date! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a very special wedding episode of Same Day Shipping! We’ve got something old (Patrick), something new (a frog with mustache), something borrowed (the premise of the hot take, from Dear Prudence) and something blue (the hottest gigolo)! Parks and Recreation! The Wedding Date! Doctor Who! Thumbalina! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you find love in the arms of your enemy? Maybe once a magical crown transforms them into a mega babe. Then we gather the dumbest characters we can to come up with Ships of Fools! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Bob’s Burgers! The Good Place! Bill & Ted! Tony & Michelle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After almost a century of wondering, we finally got to see Batman’s dick. Is the world a different place because of it? Or is the world different because that Captain Marvel trailer kicks so much ass? In honor of Carol Dancers and her Skull-disguised-as-an-old-lady punches, we’re talking Shapeshifter Ships! Snipperclips! Harry Potter! Emperor’s New Groove! Runaways! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Can you ever, responsibly, fall in love with a homeless (houseless) lifeguard? Plus, Predator is in theaters which has us thinking about KILLERS. Who are the Shippers’ favorite Killer Ships? The Americans! Black Widow! Heathers! Nine to Five! Rufus Wainwright! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do if a new date takes your french fries? Is it a bit? No one can tell. Plus: Spider-Man is out on PS4 so we’re talking Spider-Ships! Have we done this topic before? Yyyyyyyymaybe? We need help coming up with the more topics. Whatever, it’s a good topic. Harry Potter! James and the Giant Peach! Lord of the Rings! Gremlins! Black Widow / Winter Soldier! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Ryan’s having a Summer of Keanu and Destination Wedding is out today, so it’s as good a time as any to discuss our fav Keanu ships. The Lake House! Bill and Ted! Speed! Plus Crazy Rich Asians leaves us with more questions than answers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ships from The Meg quickly turns into an overall critique of the movie, a condemnation of Colin’s funnboy persona, and back rub train. Then the Happy Time Murders have us thinking Puppet Ships. DIG IT: we’ve got a historic OTP/NoTP pairing and your Shippers can. not. deal. Labyrinth! Christmas Toy! JT and Britney! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shippers try their best to take a husband’s letter from the front lines of the Battle of Azeroth seriously, but like, honestly, who calls it a “computer room”? Then it’s on to Breakfast Ships. Casper! Party Down! Breakfast Club! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you be able to forgive your SO for a lifetime of writing songs about their ex? Like, the songs all indicate that they are not over it - can you ever move past it? Plus, a cool new Mission Impossible movie has us talking about Impossible Ships. Gone With the Wind! Homeward Bound! Harry Potter x Game of Thrones! Superboy and Robin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Normally, the shippers answer your questions! But tonight, things got a little hectic, so they pose the questions to you. Listeners! Have answers to Colin, Kelly, Patrick, or Ryan's hot takes? Tweet at us @shippledips or using #shippledips or email us at shippledipsshow@gmail.com! We love you, and see you next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The summer of sequels continues! In an attempt to un-Scrooge Colin the Shippers talk beach ships, San Diego Comic Con, and what happens in a romance if your S.O. forces you to watch Suicide Squad every night. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The summer of sequels continues with a return to one of the Shippers’ favorite topics: Disney movies! Newsies! Fox and the Hound! Cinderella! The Lion King! Plus we’ve all seen part of Mama Mia 2 (just, y’know, not all of it). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Patrick, Colin and Mogge are talking pop song ships, bad vacays with your BFF and whether it’s okay to ship Sims of your friends. Also, the gang chooses which Tiny Toon to date. The ep ends with a make out sesh that Kelly is sure to be sorry she missed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you made a wish for a cute boy to love you and, as a consequence, you become famous, that’s just cool, right? Like, that’s a zero-conflict proposition. (Poor Gordo.) Then, Ant-Man and Wasp have us talking about Teeny Tiny Ships! Process Mononoke! The Atom and Jean Loring! Inner Space! The Rescuers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s a girl to do when her date wears a Captain America shirt every time they go out? You ask about it, but put a little stank on it, right? Then the Shippers move on to the topic of Cop Ships. Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries! Columbo! Killing Eve! Homicide! Detroit: Become Human! Plus, witness as Patrick becomes Ed Harris’ character from Westworld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Do we need a fifth entry in the Jurassic franchise? Yes, if only so our shippers can devote an episode to finding ultimate ships for all the characters. Plus, Ryan and Patrick are pretty good actors, guys.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes you fall in love with a corpse! What’s a body to do? Accept your life as a necrophiliac or leave town and never speak of this again. Then, we talk Ships from E3 2018! Walking Dead x The Last of Us! Trials Rising! Spider-Man! Fire Escape! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.