Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

Fan petitions: who needs 'em? Yikes! Maybe your date? Then, inspired by Always Be My Maybe, the Shippers discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Friends-Turning-Into-Lovers ships. Doug! Harry Potter! Winnie the Pooh! Dawson's Creek! X-Men! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when a date to the Magic Castle becomes... AN OPPORTUNITY?!?! Plus, the new Aladdin movie is out which means the Shippers each have three genie-style wishes. Which ships will they improve? (Please note: no one wishes for the genie to be free). Sports Night! Never Been Kissed! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Star Wars! Garfield! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Sure, everyone comes back to life with that last snap, but um, time has moved on. Your family has moved on. WHAT DO YOU DO!? Plus, John Wick 3 has us thinking about Revenge Ships! Frozen! Game of Thrones! Kill Bill! The Princess Bride! Carrie! Revenge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lots of people aren't murderers until they kill someone. What if someone you've been sleeping with is one of these new murderers by extremely invading someone else's privacy? Then, after the Dippers decide how they'd help each other get away with murder, it's time to ship cartoons with real people! The Lion King! Harry Potter! Roman Holiday! Robin Hood! Shrek! The Philadelphia Fliers! Johnny Bravo...

You know who we feel bad for, but also who we refuse to understand? Sonic the Hedgehog fans. What are longtime Sonic stans supposed to do when their new movie looks. like. that!?!? Then, come on, Game of Thrones: let's get our Ships on! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before declaring the Final Four for the Ultimate MCU ship bracket, the Shippers introduce GONZO CHALLENGER SHIPS. Behold as the most statistically unlikely things happen to alter the balance of the tournament. We will ever ship the same again? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shippers whittle their MCU ship bracket down to a Final Four! And then it's time for One Crazy Night Ships in honor of the movie Someone Great coming to Netflix. Date Night! A Knight's Tale! Game of Thrones! Die Hard! Carmen San Diego! Adventures in Babysitting! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shippers' Marvel Ship bracket rolls forward with some crazy theories and at least one demand for an apology. Then, there's a new Hellboy movie, which means the Shippers are going TO HELL. Good Omens! Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Futurama! The Good Place! Hercules! Aladdin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your shippers continue their way through the ultimate MCU relationship bracket, but this thing's getting so tough, they need to make up multiple alt ships and break a couple rules to get to the next round. Then it's on to Shazam Ships. Does that mean Zack ships? Wizard ships? Some third kind of ship? Harry Potter! Wizard of Oz! Saved by the Bell! Aladdin! Kazam! The Wizard! Hosted on Acast. See ac...

To move forward with the Ultimate MCU Shipping bracket, your hosts have to start breaking rules. BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY ALL AGREE THAT THESE ARE GOOD RULES TO BREAK. Then, Dumbo is out this week, so the Shippers have elephants, circuses and dumb people on the brain. Hercules! Batman! Big Fish! Mean Girls! Anchorman! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More heartbreak and snap decisions as the Shippers make their way through the next phase of the MCU Ship Bracket, but that's what all brackets are, right? Then, the release of Us has the hosts a) freaked out and b) horny for characters that look like other characters! Woke Tim Allen! The Prestige! Roswell! Mortal Kombat 11! Also: which is the hotter Johnny Storm Doppleganger Ship - Evans (Torch x...

The Dippers work on their MCU bracket before launching into the Nancy Drewiest topic possible: Sleuth Ships! How does incest make its way into this one? DOES INCEST MAKE ITS WAY INTO THIS ONE?!?!?! Murder She Wrote! Magnum P.I.! Diagnosis: Murder! SVU! Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Colin has been using Patrick's Hulu log-in, so why is he seeing totally different ads? Bail-bondsmen!? Colin, what have you been searching! But then it's on to Dragon Ships, whether or not the shippers have any hope of actually training them. Spirited Away! The Hobbit! Mulan! Shrek! Sleeping Beauty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Shippers have done the impossible: they fixed the EW Rom Com Bracket for the 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s. And. Then. They. Run. It. This is that running. Which Rom Com will be dubbed the Ultimate? And did it even appear on EW's list at all? (hint: no) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Valentine's Day Shippers! To celebrate, let's take Entertainment Weekly's TRAVESTY of a Rom Com Bracket and re-do it from the ground up. In this first part of an epic two-part saga, your hosts fix the brackets for the 80s and the 90s, get kinda horny about Kevin Costner, and stick it to the baby boomers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, is there an elegant way to turn the Fyre Fest documentaries into a topic for discussion on a Shipping show? No, not really. Does that stop the Shippers? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT DOES NOT. Then it's Bottle Ships! Does that mean Bottle-episode Ships? Drinking Ships? Something else entirely?!?! Battlestar Galactica! Out of Sight! Metroid! Guardians of the Galaxy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

What do you do when your new S.O. keeps changing hairstyles? GRILL THEM ABOUT IT UNTIL THEY FREAK OUT AND SHAVE IT OFF?!?! Plus, Patrick's quitting his day job, so the Shippers are talkin' Quittin' Ships! The Office! Jerry Maguire! The Truman Show! Half-Baked! Finally a listener question prompts a discussion about which OTPs couldn't hack the holidays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

After debating both Dad-Bod-Spider-Man and what constitutes a spoiler, the Shippers turn their exaggerated fisheye lens to Trippy Ships. Futurama! Beavis and Butthead! Valley Girl! Out of Sight! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when your friend can only use the word "funky" to describe her new boyfriend? Worse: what happens when it turns out that HE JUST IS FUNKY? (Hint: never apologize, never show weakness.) Speaking of never showing weakness, the Shippers are heading to the slopes to talk Ski Ships! Stupid Sexy Flanders! Ski Free! Number Munchers! Frozen! Misery! Boy Meets World! A Goofy Movie! Hosted on A...

Okay, so, HEAVY SPOILERS for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. The Shippers break format to record a commentary/play-a-long track for Netflix's choose-your-own-adventure experiment. Behold! Your favorite pop culture obsessives stumble into a PERFECT FIVE STAR score! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year everyone! In the spirit of not being counter-culture, we're announcing our Resolution Ships in January. This is all about people bettering themselves... whatever that means. Happy Death Day! Bridget Jones Diary! Kung Fu Panda! Star Wars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Your best friend has an irresponsible Adventures Sports guy for an SO - let's answer all possible questions that could pertain to that! Plus, in the spirit of answering all possible questions, the Shippers are talking MULTIVERSAL SHIPS. Into the Spider-Verse! Futurama! Cloverfield! Twelve Monkeys! It's A Wonderful Life! Watch out, the Shipper stumble on the strangest math in this one! Hosted on Ac...