Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12, Ocean’s 13, Ocean’s... 8? It’s time for a soft reboot (which Colin is totally okay with, btw), but this time with all ladies! So we’ve got Lady Ships on the brain. Plus a frank discussion of Beach Blanket Bingo strategy and what to do with do when your SO is deathly allergic to your cat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, we all like bookworms, so sometimes we gotta ship some bookish ships. In celebration of Book Club (the movie about horny older women discovering 50 Shades - IT LOOKS SO GOOD), we come up with our favorite “Read Ship.” As always, that means whatever we think that means. Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The Neverending Story! The Unbelievable Gwenpool! Jane Austen’s Persuasion! Hosted on Acast. See a...

What do you do when an ex comes crawling back? Especially when you're pretty sure they're on their same bullshit, just gussied up like it's something new? And who's excited for Solo!? If it's got some Lando in it, then your shippers are. We're talking "Solo Ships" - whatever that means (we love homophones)! Doctor Who! The Vision! Under the Tuscan Sun! Marvel's Star Wars Comics! Hosted on Acast. S...

There’s a new Deadpool movie in theatres, which means the Dips are shipping quippy couples! Gilmore Girls! The Avengers! Sports Night! His Girl Friday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the Shippers decide hat you probably can’t murder your way out of every relationship, the topic turns to Mother Ships. Happy Mothers Day! (But also the phrase mothership is a homophone, so there are some alien ships in the mix.) Galaxy Quest! The Simpsons! Ragtime! Roswell! Plus, a frank discussion of who is the most attractive animated man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Everybody in the pool! It’s time to discuss Swimming Ships! The O.C.! The Abyss! Waterworld! Little Mermaid! Drop Dead Gorgeous! (Does that last one count?) Plus, the Shippers figure out what to do when your friend is dating his daughter’s look-a-like and their favorite thruples. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No ships. Just Chris. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From American Legends to Xena Warrior Princess, your hosts have mythological ships on their minds. Plus, the Shippers answer the question: When are novelty underpants ever acceptable in a sexual situation? Ever? Probably not, right? #TheTrunksAreBack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hollywood Hot Shot Colin J. Morris couldn’t make it to today’s show, so instead, he calls in with a not-actually-a-question about Back to the Future. Then the Shippers turn to ships featuring the new kid in town. The Simpsons! Just One of the Guys! Footloose! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If we can’t call Zack and Miri Make A Porno, “Make A Porno”, then we can’t call Blockers “Cock Blockers”. Either way, we just gotta talk about parent ships in stories that aren’t necessarily about the parents. Buffy! That 70s Show! Home Alone! Secret Admirer! Plus, would you bone a future version of yourself? And are there any words that are deal breakers? Y’know, totally innocent words like “kidd...

Daphne and Velma separates a pair from the main team and THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Something we can ship?! What other team could stand to have two member siphoned off to explore their feelings? Then, inspired by the non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs (if there are non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs...), your Shippers have dog-owner Jen Kleinrock on to discuss their favorite canine ships. Homeward B...

Pacific Rim 2 is out TODAY, so your Shippers have got some big, big, big-big-big (like, skyscraper-sized) ships to discuss. And because they’re all huge dorks, that means Rubeus Hagrid is making two appearances on the show - and one of those ships is the most vile thing any of your hosts have ever dared spoken aloud. Plus: The Iron Giant, The Princess Bride, Clifford the Big Red Dog x Falcor from...

What do you do when the charming rakish gentleman you’ve been chatting with ends up being a student of Super Seducer? You buckle in for another two hours of conversation and an clumsy transition into Treasure Hunting Ships! The Wild Thornberrys! Treasure Planet! Uncharted! The Mummy! Plus, what does Patrick mean when he says “kissy time” and is it anything like The Mask-esque calypso dance sequenc...

A Wrinkle in Time looks like it’s gonna be crazy, and it’s got the Shippers thinking about their favorite ships from Young Adult fiction. From Animorphs to Lemony Snicket to Lord of the Rings to The Boy Who Lost His Face, they’re talking the best Ships on the page. Plus, Colin sweats a coupon that’s about to expire and the girls share (perhaps over share) their fic-huntin’ habits. [filter by: EXPL...

After Avengers Infinity War’s new release date throws your Shippers for a loop, they set their sights on Infidelity Ships. Turns out, The Office is full of homewrecking relationships and the whole thing needs to be taken down a peg. Plus, Catherine, Grey’s Anatomy and George Costanza + Marisa Tomei! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s no parallel-universe-problem that can’t be solved with murder, right? If they can’t solve the Cloverfield Paradox by killing, the Shippers can at least pick their favorite ships out of pop songs! Dashboard Confessional! Weezer! Johnny Cash and June Carter! The Magnetic Fields! Aimee Mann? Jury’s still out on that one. Plus, when a couple doesn’t have a common tongue, they must rely on that...

Your shippers are experts in many things, but what happens when they blindly pick ships from IP they’re completely unfamiliar with? A brand new relationship between captain and first mate? Con man and Iraqi torture expert? A preppy girl and a biker lifestyle? Russian spies that end up mirroring the hollowness of American married life so well they end up resenting each other AND OH GOD LIFE AND LOV...

Special guest, Jen Kleinrock, joins the shippers to help decide: what do you do if your prom date only asked you out to settle a bet? Is it unforgivable, even if you are elected prom queen? With the Winter Games upon us, the gang discuses the Olympic romances of Mario and Sonic, Apollo Ono and Tara Lipinski, and the Greek Gods from which the games originated. Also, Jen and Ryan accidentally guess...

It’s been about 16 years since the release of A Walk to Remember, what better way to pay our respects than to make fun of the wishes of a dying girl? Then, the Shippers talk ghost ships, and despite their better efforts simply cannot guess what Colin’s ship is. (Beetlejuice felt like it was going to be right!!!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, everyone’s parents would be happy if we just settled down with four nice doctors, but we got the next best thing: a show about Doctor Ships! Plus, a question about kissing booths becomes kind of a judgey conversation about glory holes and we discuss our favorite problematic ships. Tweet your questions either @shippledips or with #shippledips! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

You gotta admit: there’s something hot about two people, fighting side by side and respecting each other - HOT. What are our favorite fighter ships? Batman! Boxers! Elves! Dwarves! Space Pirates! Puella Magi Madoka Magica (that’s the show Kelly recommends but can’t remember the name of)! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you forgive a murderer? TWIST: what if said murder has amnesia? Does that even matter? Then, we pull ships from our favorite trilogies! We’re talking bromances, personal growth, and a missing toy. Plus, when you don’t like what you’re watching, fix it in headcanon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The shippers may not know the difference between word play and a pun, but they do know this: don’t buy your SO a surprise house. It ain’t sexy - not even in a dom-Colin kind of way. Then it’s on to Missile / Rocket ships! What’s that mean? Sex in bunkers under false pretenses! Personal responsibility and free will in omniscient relationships! Harboring exactly seven years of resentment! And of cou...

What a year it’s been in TV shows and movies and video games and comics and all the other things we love! Most of our favorite ships of the year have actually all been around for 80 years, but like, they feel new, so it counts, right? Plus, we discuss the MVP (Most Valuable Prince) in the garbage Netflix Christmas special The Christmas Prince. NO MORE ENGAGEMENT BITS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Colin’s Christmas spirit was dead: to begin with. There was no doubt whatever about that. The register of its burial was signed by Ryan Mogge, Patrick Ehlers and Kelly Nugent. Colin J. Morris signed it: and Morris’ name was good upon ‘Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. His Christmas spirit was dead as a doornail.   Can Ryan, Patrick and Kelly use all their shipping expertise to comp...