Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

The Last Jedi is in theatres today, and there’s more throbbing, raw sexuality in this cast than in all previous Star Wars movies COMBINED. The Shippers are so turned on by a potential Rey / Kylo Ren ship that we’re going to need to get a cleaning crew in here to hose down the studio. But first, how to deal with a gift-giver who’s only doing performative gift-giving for their own benefit (and, y’kn...

The Shape of Water has the Shippers lusting after some foine fish-man booty, so it’s time to discuss Cross-Species Ships! Turns out: once they can establish consent, your hosts are basically down for whatever. Plus, great advice on how to be supportive to an S.O. who feels like an outsider, and crummy advice on when to declare you’re boyfriend/girlfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

With special guest Omar Najam, the gang tries to recover from NaNoWriMo by exploring their favorite writer ships. Plus, and in-depth exploration of what you’d really do if you really caught Mommy kissing the real Santa Claus (really), and maybe the best, most sincere advice ever given on how to avoid holding a grudge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a spirited game of Marry / Fuck / Kill (Torture?) with the daddies from Daddy’s Home 2, the Shippers move on to their favorite Thanksgiving ships. They combine the plots of Home for the Holidays and Speed before finding the mathematical average of Christmas and Halloween to fudge a Thanksgiving Ship in Nightmare Before Christmas. Then they round out the festivities with a celebration of the...

There are five whole heroes on the Justice League - can we expect sparks to fly between any of them? Probably not, but at least we can find some comfort in the queer relationships in the DC Universe (like Ivy and Harley and Midnighter and Apollo). Then a question from Twitter has the Shippers coming up with break-ups that didn’t take. Plus: never eat your date’s garnish! Hosted on Acast. See acast...

When date night comes down to a randomly-blooping time traveler and a woman who’s idea of fun is eating six plates of pasta, you know we’re talking BUMMER ships. Why do these relationships make us feel bad? Ugh: so many reasons. Let’s get through being bummed out together! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can relationships blossom between across Hogwarts House lines? They can when the Shippers are talking Nemesis Ships (or “Nemeships, for short). It always starts as hate-fucking, but can it ever turn to true romance? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With special guest Jen Kleinrock, the gang breaks down the pros and cons of wearing a costume alone in your apartment on Halloween. The consensus is “do you.” Later, a startling discovery is made: Colin skipped right over Sleepaway Camp to watch 2, 3 & 4. Nevertheless, he proposes an unholy union between Angela and Jason. Jen, Kelly and Ryan stick with hero characters for their ships, but the gang...

What would you do if your S.O. offered to b your phony alibi? What if it’s for murder? What if you m a y b e committed the murder? Later, the shippers get into sunnier topics: Disney ships! Sexy Jafar-Jasmine! Sexy Teen Simba! Sexy Animated Peter Gallagher (Prince Eric, obvs)! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Being stuck in a time loop would be rough, but would it be rougher to be the looper’s love interest? Or is it fine because you just experience the one awesome day? Then the return of Riverdale has the shippers digging into their favorite love triangles. It turns out they only like it when one leg of the triangle is s u p e r tenuous. Plus: how long should will they / won’t last? Hosted on Acast. S...

It’s a sports-focused episode of SDS! Look, every corner of fandom is nerdy, it’s time to stop pretending that sports are a different kingdom of dorkery. Then the shippers get into our favorite sidekick ships, but what a minute… what do we even mean when we say “sidekick?” Aren’t they all fully-formed ensemble members anyway? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The shippers set out to find ships in Star Trek Discovery but end up speaking fake Klingon as loud as they can. Hey did anyone even like this thing? BESIDES COLIN!? Plus, a Hot Take that questions the need for the “speak now or forever hold your peace” in wedding ceremonies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Babadook and Pennywise have found everlasting happiness in their realities-spanning relationship, so why can’t some significantly less evil characters tap that same sweet happiness? The shippers dig into their favorite (and least favorite!) un canon crossover ships. Plus, a Hot Take leads to the question: how do you start a swinger party in Heaven? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...