Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 28: Jacob Flees from Esau (cont.) / God Appears to Jacob at Beth-el; and chapter 29: Jacob Serves Laban for Rachel and Leah / Jacob Marries Leah and Rachel / The Children Born to Jacob. Another zoom call! Stairway to Heaven! Laban is a d*ck. Jacob should've taken Rachel and peaced out. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c79...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 26: Isaac at Gerar; and chapter 27: Jacob Obtains Isaac's Blessing / Jacob Flees from Esau. A well is named Care-a-Lot. We conclude that all the men are rapey, lying, thieves, and all the women are gossiping snitches. We also question whether people of that time period possessed magic to dole out curses and blessings willy-nilly. Skip the ads by joining A...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 24: A Wife Obtained for Isaac; and chapter 25: Abraham's Descendants through Keturah / The Death and Burial of Abraham / The Descendants of Ishmael / The Birth of Esau and Jacob / Esau Sells His Birthright. Could Esau beat Nimrod in a fight? Do we even really care? This was kind of a boring section. But we had fun with it nonetheless! Skip the ads by join...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 22: Abraham Commanded to Offer Isaac; and chapter 23: Abraham Buys a Burial Ground for Sarah. We question whether God has ever read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People because his leadership skills are lacking, and we wonder if Nimrod will ever make another appearance. We also decide God can go F himself if he ever asks us to kill our kids. Oh and Spo...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 20: Abraham and Abimelech; and chapter 21: The Birth of Isaac / Hagar and Ishmael Sent Away / The Covenant Between Abraham and Abimelech. We ponder who would be a better hunter: Nimrod or Ishmael? More incest is brought to light. God, being a dick, punishes, like, everyone. As usual. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137b...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 18: The Birth of Isaac Promised / Abraham Intercedes for Sodom; and chapter 19: The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. We are knuckle-deep in rape, incest, and salt. Does too much masturbation actually blind you because of all Lot's crazy parties? Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sa...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 16: Hagar and Ishmael; and chapter 17: Circumcision the Sign of the Covenant. We question whether God has a , whether or not it's circumcised, and who performed such action. Everybody line up 'cause it's dick-choppin' time! WHERE'S STEVE? All this accompanied by the sweet background sound of a running computer that Husband can't tame....

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 14: Abram rescues Lot / Melchizedek Blesses Abram; and Genesis chapter 15: A Son Promised to Abram. He cut the animals in HALF!? Grody! And God's still a big . A children's Bible is like KidsBop for #WAP. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 12: God's Call to Abram / Abram in Egypt; and chapter 13: Abram and Lot Separate. Sacrificing animals is gross. Rape is gross. Calling slaves "servants" is gross. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for mo...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 10: The Descendants of the Sons of Noah; and chapter 11: The Tower of Babel / The Descendants Shem / The Descendants of Terah. Names are hard. Places don't matter, amirite? Nimrod is awesome. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Hold on to your sanity, folks! This episode we dive headfirst into the biblical dumpster fire that is Noah's tale. We dig into the supposed 'sacred' chapters of Genesis, but honestly, it's less divine intervention and more "Days of Our Lives" with animal sacrifices. We kick things off with the Noah and his floating zoo, before plunging into the utterly bizarre symbolism of...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 4: Cain and Abel; chapter 5: The Descendants of Adam; chapter 6: The Wickedness of Mankind / Noah Makes the Ark; and chapter 7: The Flood. Lots of , murder, and mayhem ensue. We question whether fishes can drown, and critique the Bible's lack of character development. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out t...

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 1: The Creation; chapter 2: Man in the Garden of Eden; and chapter 3: Man's Disobedience. Things that are right out: Alaska, Evolution, and Womans. Early inventions include shame, guilt, murdering an entire species, sewing, unicorns, and passing the buck. We question the need for gold in a 2-person garden. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse...

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