Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 1: The Descendants of Adam / The Descendants of the Sons of Noah / The Descendants of Shem / The Descendants of Ishmael and Keturah / The Descendants of Esau. Wife can't tell the difference between lowercase d and b, so this gets really messy. And Nimrod gets a mention, which is always exciting! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bibl...

Husband and Wife recap the entire Book of 2 Kings. Also... It came it late because Husband almost passed out into the computer while editing this. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Husband and Wife cover pages 184-192 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Baal; Pisgah; Unicorn; The Daughters of Moab; and Gilead. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us. Next time we will discuss pages 193-207. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/dona...

We just finished reading 2 Kings, so it's time for Husband and Wife to play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry-pick quotes to back up any claim! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Husband and Wife finish up 2 Kings, thereby putting an end to the Deuteronomistic History. Themes discussed in the Books of Kings collectively include God’s promise to Israel if they follow him; apostasy of the Israelites; God’s judgement of the Israelites for abandoning him; and the fulfillment of God's prophecies as relates to vintners of the Davidic line. But hey, most of this stuff never r...

Husband and Wife cover questions about Mount of Corruption, Egypt goings on, calendar discrepancies, and the location of the Ark after Judah got sacked. Then Wife loses her ever loving mind when Husband admits he has no idea what Flowers In the Attic is about. HOW!? HOW. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Kings Chapters 16 - 20, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out thes...

"But where is the Ark?" Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 25: The Fall of Jerusalem / The Captivity of Judah / The Remnant Flee to Egypt / Jehoiachin Released and Honored in Babylon. As predicted, Judah got swept. A bunch of homies sneak off to Egypt while kings become besties and share nom-noms. And that's a wrap on 2 Kings! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bibl...

"Egypt got its hand smacked!" Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 24: The Reign of Jehoiakim (cont.) / Jehoiachin and the Nobles Taken Captive to Babylon / The Reign of Zedekiah. The Lord gets vengeance on Judah for blood spillled umpteen years ago by getting out his sweeper and spilling more blood because Dude is petty af. Egypt is like, "Sucks to suck; byeeee!" Husband and Wif...

"But where did he get all those bones?!" Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 23: The Book of the Law Discovered (cont.) / Josiah's Reforms / The Passover Kept / The LORD's Persistent Anger against Judah / The Death of Josiah / The Reign and Dethronement of Jehoahaz / The Reign of Jehoiakim. Josiah runs all over town doing Hulk Smash on pagan altars and shrines, killing the idola...

Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 22: The Reign of Josiah / The Book of the Law Discovered. Josiah started ruling at the age of 8 and was like the best king ever -- so great that God is still gonna punish the people anyway. Which makes us wonder about what incentive he has to follow God's crazy rules. Oh but hey! Shoutout to the honest masons and to the prophetess! Thank you for stopping...

"Are your ears tingling in horror?" Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 21: The Reign of Manasseh / The Reign of Amon. God allows Manasseh to reign for 50+ years even tho he is super murdery and gross. Finally God has enough and takes away Manasseh's dishwasher. Or something like that. Also... Sorry for the audio. We accidentally recorded this using our computer microphone because.....

Husband and Wife cover pages 174-184 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club.  Topics include The Serpent of Brass; Sihon; Chemosh; Heshbon; Bashan; and Balaam. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us. Next time we will discuss pages 184-192. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-ath...

Husband and Wife cover questions about that crazy new altar that Ahaz just had to has. We also talk about giant Halloween skeletons, eating babies, and rabbit holes. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 20: Hezekiah's Sickness / Hezekiah Receives Envoys from Babylon / The Death of Hezekiah. Welp, a spider tried to kill us but we're still alive and well, unlike Hezekiah who almost died from a boil. Isaiah gave a prophecy about the king's sons becoming eunuchs and Hezekiah was like, "Yeah that sounds cool," so honestly if anyone should have...

Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 19: Judah Delivered from Sennacherib. Hezekiah puts on a potato sack and prays. King Blowhard from Whatever Land receives a text message, a ton of his soldiers are killed by an angel of the lord, and his sons totally murder him. We'd rather be watching Supernatural. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out the...

Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 18: The Reign of Hezekiah / The Fall of Samaria / The Invasion of Sennacherib. This guy is supposedly super awesome except that he totally gets his ass handed to him. Likewise, Wife gets her ass handed to her during a confusing geography lesson. And then we end on an exciting cliffhanger! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Athe...

Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 17: The Fall of Samaria and the Captivity of Israel / The Repopulation of Samaria. God gets BIG MAD at Israel and sweeps them away. Not really sure what that means, but mmmkay. We argue over whether a vacuum is a sweeper, and a rare visit from our kiddo confirms that Ohio is super incorrect. And we once again conclude that God is a dick -- a pointless one, at...

Husband and Wife cover: 2 Kings chapter 16: The Reign of Ahaz. This guy sacrifices his son but that's not the thrust of this chapter. The big takeaway here is that he gets a new altar, rearranges furniture, and ditches that oversized hot tub. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Husband and Wife cover pages 165-174 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club.    Topics include Numbers; The Sum of the Congregation; The Ethiopian Woman; Caleb; Zin; Kadesh; Korah, Dathan, and Abiram; The Pit; and Mount Hor.   We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us. Next time we will discuss pages 174-184. Support this podcast at...

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Kings Chapters 11 - 15, with Q&A. We'll be back later in the week (or maybe next weekend, sorry about skipping it 2 weeks in a row) with the next installment of Sacrilegious Book Club. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle....

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 15: The Reign of Azariah / The Reign of Zachariah / The Reign of Shallum / The Reign of Menahem / The Reign of Pekahiah / The Reign of Pekah / The Reign of Jotham. Kings still be kingin' but one king got leprosy and another king only ruled for a month. King Pikachu does a thing. Judah rules and Israel drools. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.co...

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Kings chapter 13: The Reign of Jehoahaz / The Reign of Jehoash of Israel / Elisha's Final Prophecy and Death. Every single name starts with a "J" and honestly we have no idea who did what in this chapter except that some rando is resurrected when his body accidentally touches Elisha's bones. Israel and Judah are at odds. Arrows fly. Pity the fool! Support t...