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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 16: The Ark Brought to Jerusalem (cont.) / David's Psalm of Thanksgiving / The Levites Appointed for the Ark. David gives bread to every single Israelite because, sure, he totally cooked hundreds of thousands of cakes, and there was definitely enough to go around (rolls eyes). Then, hold on to your butts - Wife gets to sing again! Skip the ads by joi...

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 11 - 15, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out...

Husband and Wife cover pages 217-225 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Merom; Zidon; The Philistines; The Tribes; and Mount Ephraim. Next time we will take a break from the lecherous Asimov and instead turn to a rabbit hole that we've been excited to explore: A Treasury of Jewish Folklore, edited by Nathan Ausubel. We hope you&#39...

Husband and Wife answer questions about how many times David was anointed and whether or not he danced into town naked. Spoiler alert: He totally did. Then, one of our devices starts making an odd sound that sends our cat into a fit, so we bail. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheis...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 15: The Ark Brought to Jerusalem. The Chronicler added a bunch of unnecessary info like who all was in the marching band, but he left out the single most important detail: David was naked! The Chronicler is FAIL. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 14: Hiram's Recognition of David / David's Children Born at Jerusalem / David Defeats the Philistines. Once again we hear about how awesome David was with his multiple wives and his need to use subterfuge as a method of defeating the Philistines because apparently God wasn't strong enough to fight David's enemies straight on. Yeah, that t...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 13:  David Proposes to Bring the Ark to Jerusalem / David Goes to Get the Ark.   God smites a guy for trying to help. We argue about water. There were no saxophones in this chapter. What a pity. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Che...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 12:  David's Army.  Nice recap of who all decided to back David. We get some wild exaggerations as to how many troops the soldiers could kill, how fast they could run, how good they could climb, and how ambidextrous they were. You guys, they used BOTH hands. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you fo...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 11:  David Made King over Israel / David Captures Zion / David's Mighty Men.  We argue over whether or not David built the City of David, and then we make up a story about The Five (who are now know as The Three). More names, but we got thru it. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by...

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 6 - 10, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out...

Husband and Wife cover pages 208-217 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Joshua; Jericho; Gilgal; The Wall (of Jericho); Ai; Gibeon; and Ajalon. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us. Next time we will discuss pages 217-225. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank...

Husband and Wife talk about Gilboa Mountain, and Wife admits she was wrong. Then they cover "the story so far" which makes that list of names easier to grasp. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandis...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 10:  The Death of Saul and His Sons.   This was an excellent way to end the week! Short chapter, a bit of story over material we already know, a contradiction we actually remember, and very few names! Wo0t! Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for A...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 9:   Those Who Returned from Babylon / The Genealogy of Saul.   Still stuck in Name Land, but at least we get a bit of story in this one. The Israelites are starting to come out of exile. We aren't really sure what exactly that means, or how it was managed, but at least some things are final happening! Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acas...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 8: The Descendants of Benjamin. Husband lost his coat and he thought Wife moved it but NOPE it was hanging on the back of his chair so she yelled at him for being mean to her about it. It all comes out even tho cuz Wife was wrong about something too. Benjamin has Descendants but like who cares? They dead. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 7: The Descendants of Issachar / The Descendants of Benjamin / The Descendants of Naphtali / The Descendants of Manasseh / The Descendants of Ephraim / The Descendants of Asher.  Hold on to your butts, cuz they actually mention a woman in this chapter - by name! - and she built towns! Wife is almost knocked speechless. We get more names (ugh) also get to...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 6: The Descendants of Levi / The Temple Singers Appointed by David / The Descendants of Aaron / The Cities of the Levites. Our cat gets into the tootsie rolls, which are a prize for Wife as she does her annual prep to participate in November's NaNoWriMo. If you plan to take part in this ridiculous month-long activity, be sure to let us know! Wife is...

Husband and Wife talk about problematic artists. We question whether or not it's okay to enjoy their work after they've been outed as dumpster fires. Then Wife says something that breaks Husband's heart and leaves him gobsmacked, in this bonus discussion for Patreon members. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacri...

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 1 - 5, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out t...

Husband and Wife cover pages 193-207 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Deuteronomy; Lebanon; Caphtor; Mount Hermon; Rabbath; Mount Gerizim; Belial; Saints; and The Blessings of Moses. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us. Next time we will discuss pages 208-217. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.a...

Husband and Wife answer questions about the Chronicling Chronicler who Chronicled Chronicles. Turns out he had an agenda. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscours...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 5: The Descendants of Reuben / The Descendants of Gad / The History of the Two and a Half Tribes. Husband was held up at gunpoint. Trump has been subpoenaed by the Jan. 6 Commission. The Parkland shooter avoided the death penalty. Oh and we read another chapter of the Bible, starring Namie McName-Face. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.co...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 4: The Descendants of Judah / The Descendants of Simeon. More names names names names names. A couple lines of history. Some really bad jokes. We did our best. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more informa...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 3: The Sons of David / The Decendants of Solomon. More names. And the death of Angela Lansbury, may she rest in peace. Also, it's Pumpkin Spice Everything season! Time to curl up with a cuppa and watch Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Oh are we reading the bible? Totally forgot. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57...

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 2: The Sons of Israel / The Descendants of Judah. So many names and neither of us can recall a single one. The highlight of this episode is Husband admitting he was wrong. The lowlight is Wife's singing. This is the way. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our p...