S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

Comedy EN ↓ 544 episodes

Want advice and funny stories from your ”Favorite cool uncle”? Check out The S. Anthony Says Podcast!

Author

S. Anthony Thomas

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

santhonysays.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Celebrity privacy, Yummy women and Being nice to strangers (#68) 24.02.2014

In this episode, I talk about my theory on celebrity privacy, my love for Sheryl Crow and Serena Williams and how being good to people is infectious.   Running Time 14:53   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

A showbiz story and My NEW rules for getting Olympic Medals (#67) 22.02.2014

I tell a cute story about showbiz and how you shouldn't take things personally and I propose NEW rules about getting medals at the Olympics.   Running Time 14:10   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Beautiful Nuts & Old Man Walking (#66) 20.02.2014

I talk about an interesting experience at the gym and helping an old guy even when he didn't want help.   Running Time 12:49   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

You greedy BASTARDS! (#65) 19.02.2014

I answer a listener question and talk about greedy bastards and how they will become embarrassments in history   Running Time 13:31   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Me talking MORE sh*t about The Olympics (#64) 18.02.2014

Yup, I'm talking MORE sh*t about the Olympics.   Running Time 09:20   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

A serious moment: The Jordan Davis / Michael Dunn Trial (#63) 16.02.2014

I talk about the Jordan Davis / Michael Dunn trial and the message that it sends.     Running Time 09:30   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

Gay NFL Players (#62) 13.02.2014

I talk about gay players being in the NFL and how I think those against it happening are on the wrong side of history   Running Time 10:12   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

The Two types of poor and Reality is your best and worst friend (#61) 13.02.2014

I talk about the how there are many types of poor people (I've been several types of poor) and how "Reality" is your best AND worst friend.   Running Time 17:58   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

People need motivation and Overhearing my girlfriend talk about me (#60) 11.02.2014

I talk about how people need motivation to do anything and also about overhearing my girlfriend talk about me to her best friend.   Running Time 19:01   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Sex is a drug & Don't get mad and break YOUR stuff (#59) 10.02.2014

I talk about how relationship sex is like a drug transaction and also how dumb it is to break YOUR stuff when you're mad at someone else.     Running Time 18:52   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Me talking sh*t about The Olympics Opening Ceremony (#58) 08.02.2014

Me talking sh*t about The Olympics Opening Ceremony and other weird crap   Running Time 17:58   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Food Auditions, DMX vs Zimmerman, Weed and Friends with Benefits (#57) 06.02.2014

I talk about how food auditions to be eaten here in America, the possible DMX vs Zimmerman celebrity boxing match, people who are responsible with beer and weed and my former "Friends with benefits" relationships.    Running Time 21:13   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.sou...

FOR ADULTS! (#56) 04.02.2014

My stripper story & the "Friend zone"   Running Time 17:25   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Blacksploitation Films and the dangers of having the wrong label (#55) 03.02.2014

I talk about the similarities between "Blacksploitation" films and the danger of giving things and people the wrong labels.     Running Time 19:51   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

My recent trip to the Emergency Room (#54) 02.02.2014

I talk about my recent trip to the Emergency Room.      Running Time 15:25   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Perfection and the "Ass whip quota" (#53) 31.01.2014

I talk about how silly it is to try to be perfect and also about the "Ass whip quota" that some people have.     Running Time 14min25sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Marriage vs Politics and more teasing of Florida (#52) 30.01.2014

I talk about how the contrived nature of politics is matched only by the contrived nature of marital fights and I tease Florida some more.  (Don't worry Florida, I still like you)   Running Time 09min27sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Life lessons from Bruce Lee, Tiger Woods and traffic jams (#51) 28.01.2014

This episode talks about the lessons we can learn in life from anything. I literally mean anything from Bruce Lee's triumphant comeback from an injury to Tiger woods changing his golf swing at the peak of his career to traffic jams.    Running Time 07min48sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effe...

Some people are like medicine, they can only be taken in small doses (#50) 26.01.2014

I talk about my theory that some people are like medicine and can only be taken in small doses.   Running Time 07min48sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford (#49) 23.01.2014

Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford   Running Time 05min25sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

I'm an uncle AGAIN & Fake apologies (#48) 23.01.2014

I talk about becoming an uncle AGAIN and how much I hate fake apologies   Running Time 08min16sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

How to STILL have sex even if you have kids (#47) 21.01.2014

I tell married people how they can STILL have sex if they have kids at home. Yup, I know things...   Running Time 07min34sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

No, YOU'RE old! & Yup, STILL single (#46) 21.01.2014

I talk about how new things can make you feel old and some bad dates.   Running Time 13min47sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Florida... STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE! (#45) 19.01.2014

I talk about the crazy shootings in Florida     Running Time 05min05sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays or @santhonythomas   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

NSA suck it!, People are NFL teams and The Botox police (#44) 16.01.2014

I tell my true feelings about the NSA, I talk about how much people are like NFL teams and I warn you about the Botox police.   Running Time 17min01sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

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