S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

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Want advice and funny stories from your ”Favorite cool uncle”? Check out The S. Anthony Says Podcast!

Author

S. Anthony Thomas

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

santhonysays.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Guy calls me the "N" word, my response shocks him (#93) 16.04.2014

This episode is about a crazy guy deciding out of nowhere to pick a fight with my group of friends and calling me the "N" word... he was trying to get to me. My response shocked him. LISTEN!    Running Time 22:49      Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays        Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)        Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)...

"The World" is an ASSHOLE! (#92) 14.04.2014

Some people say that "The world" isn't fair. I say "The world" never claimed to be fair, but it does claim to be consistent. Yup, "The world" is NOT fair or unfair, but "The world" IS an asshole. I can prove it... LISTEN!   Running Time 21:23     Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays      Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)      Sound effects from...

Power. A rant by me. (#91) 11.04.2014

Power is like crack to a drug addict.  Some people can't handle it.  A rant by me.    Running Time 22:09    Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays     Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)     Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com) 

Wasting time is for idiots! (#90) 09.04.2014

In this episode I talk about how we need to value our time. It doesn't matter if it's in friendships, careers or marriage... wasting time is for IDIOTS!   Running Time 20:08    Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays    Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Selfless? No, just less selfish (#89) 07.04.2014

I discuss my theory that there are no selfless people, just people that are less selfish.   Running Time 23:11   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Jealousy, Old Balls and Bullets (#88) 04.04.2014

I talk about how jealousy can ruin our lives.    Running Time 22:08   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Hey fear, kiss my ass (#87) 02.04.2014

I tell stories about kicking fear's ass.    Running Time 26:28   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Horrible relatives & The Dollar Store (#86) 31.03.2014

I talk about people who have horrible, fast living relatives that are bad to be around and I tell a funny Dollar Store story.    Running Time 22:53   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

The Stephen Colbert controversy and women out of your league (#85) 28.03.2014

I talk about the Stephen Colbert controversy and how something similar happened to me and I also talk about women being out of a guy's league.     Running Time 27:28   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

The TWO types of nudity (#84) 26.03.2014

I talk about the similarities between award shows and new relationships, Super Bowl lovin' and  the TWO types of nudity that a young man needs to learn about if he is living with a girlfriend or wife.   Running Time 22:25   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

"(EVERYTHING) Fatigue" (#83) 24.03.2014

I talk about how we can get "(ANYTHING) fatigue". It doesn't matter how good or bad it is.   Running Time 19:37   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

The Power of TOO and Renaming Lies (#82) 21.03.2014

I talk about the power of the word "TOO" when it's a part of your life too much and I talk about how we should rename small lies.     Running Time 19:04   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Picking the Shiny rock and dating a Lupita Nyong'o "look alike" (#81) 19.03.2014

I talk about a friend who kept breaking my balls because his car was "better" and also about my relationship with a Lupita Nyong'o "look-alike".   Running Time 20:07   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Computers get to "System Restore", Humans need to "Update" (#80) 17.03.2014

I talk about how computers can do a system restore and humans can't... but humans CAN update.  LISTEN!   Running Time 19:55   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Christie vs Tesla, The Koch Brothers, I get scared by a huge dog and dealing with adversity (#79) 14.03.2014

I talk about Chris Christie helping auto dealers block Tesla motors from selling cars in New Jersey, The Koch Brothers, I get scared by a huge dog and how I deal with adversity.    Running Time 20:05   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Don't co-sign an idiot being an idiot (#78) 12.03.2014

I tell you several tales about idiots doing idiotic things around me and expecting me to co-sign their idiocy. NOPE!   Running Time 19:20   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Irrational Obama Hatred and Gay people make things better (#77) 10.03.2014

I talk about a guy on Youtube that got mad at me for unsubscribing to his channel for saying irrational, hateful things about the President and I also talk about my theory that gay people make things better when they move near you. Listen! Subscribe! Tell your friends!   Running Time 15:02   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://...

Asshole cab driver and a Crazy ex (#76) 07.03.2014

To answer your email questions, yes I really am recording this podcast while walking down the street wearing headphones. This episode is about an a-hole crooked cab driver that tried to rip me off and an ex girlfriend with a crazy family. ENJOY and SUBSCRIBE!   Running Time 17:16 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

More from the road with S. Anthony (#75) 05.03.2014

Yes, I'm STILL out of town recording my podcast as I walk down the street. I've got more weird stories for you. Listen.     Running Time 13:35 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

S. Anthony on the road (#74) 04.03.2014

I'm on the road working on my NEW live stand up show for late this year or early next year. Things have already gotten interesting. Listen.     Running Time 09:19     Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays      

Food poisoning and Bad relationships (#73) 02.03.2014

My recent bout of food poisoning gave me time to think about what food poisoning and bad relationships have in common.    Running Time 13:45   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

The "Go eff yourself card" (#72) 01.03.2014

I think we should get a "Go eff yourself card" for when you need to tell people off and not get in trouble.    Running Time 10:58   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Jan Brewer... Arizona... Superhero? Huh? (#71) 27.02.2014

I talk about the veto of the Arizona Anti-Gay bill, big business and doing the right things for the right reasons.     Running Time 16:23   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

The grass isn't always greener knuckleheads!!! (#70) 26.02.2014

I talk about how we should live AND learn from our mistakes and how the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence.   Running Time 14:23   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Hatred ISN'T normal - Arizona anti-gay law and other world problems (#69) 25.02.2014

I talk about the potential law in Arizona banning gays from restaurants and the problems of discrimination.   Running Time 10:50

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