S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

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Want advice and funny stories from your ”Favorite cool uncle”? Check out The S. Anthony Says Podcast!

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S. Anthony Thomas

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

We are all crash test dummies (#118) 09.07.2014

In this episode, I hit these topics:   My theory that we are ALL crash test dummies for our friend's stupid relationship theories   We shouldn't show off for strangers   Lebron, back to Cleveland? Here's my take on that.   Running Time 56:14               Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)              ...

A Facebook takedown, "Venting" friends who attack YOU, We should stamp "Asshole" on Assholes, The Supreme CwhoreT (#117) 02.07.2014

In this episode, I hit these topics:   Facebook manipulating their news feed to manipulate YOU   "Venting" friends who attack you    My dream of being able to stamp "Asshole" on people who are Assholes   The Supreme CwhoreT (#117)                          Running Time 53:19               Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http:/...

If animals were smart as us... oh shit!, A Jeremy Meeks rant, Money = Auto-tune (#116) 25.06.2014

In this episode, I hit these topics:   If animals were as smart as us... oh shit!    A Jeremy Meeks rant   Money = Auto-tune      Running Time 62:23                  Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Being shamed by Idiots, being beaten by your young family members and the Redskins name change controversy (#115) 18.06.2014

In this episode, I hit these topics:   People shaming you by saying "You forgot where you came from!"   The moment you realize your young relatives are stronger than you   The Redskins name change controversy   Running Time 59:13                  Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sou...

Athletes vs Sex Symbols (#114) 12.06.2014

In this episode, I hit these topics:   From the Jay Z elevator fight to Lebron James' cramps, we need an Internet Supreme court to decide who deserves to get negative attention   How Old Athletes and Old sex symbols are almost the same   How a "Dream" is infinitely better than a "Fantasy"   Running Time 49:05                   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                ...

The Great Fast Food Robbery (#113) 04.06.2014

In this episode I hit these topics:   The Great Fast Food Robbery   Rational People Are Lazy   White Shirts Have Super Powers   We Should Be Allowed to Slap People Who Are Assholes   LISTEN!     Running Time 49:01                   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                        Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    So...

Familiarity breeds contempt (#112) 29.05.2014

I tell a funny tale about my theory of the saying "Familiarity breeds contempt"   LISTEN!   Running Time 22:12                   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays  

Random Rant (#111) 27.05.2014

In this episode, I talk about how a "twitter egg" is like the friend who's a part of your circle of friends that is an asshole... and you have no idea how you met him.    Running Time 21:12                   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays  

Life's Valet Keys (#110) 25.05.2014

I got a Valet Key with my new car and it reminded me that we give "Valet Keys" to people in our lives all of the time. LISTEN!   Running Time 21:51                   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                        Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                        Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com) 

So, you OWN things? Bwahaha! Nope. (#109) 23.05.2014

So, you OWN things? Bwahaha! Nope. You own nothing. Don't believe me? LISTEN!   Running Time 21:05                   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                        Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                        Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com) 

I was an Idiot (#108) 21.05.2014

I talk about a time in my life, when I was an idiot. LISTEN!      Running Time 21:05                   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                        Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                        Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com) 

The "Bad Boy Button" (#107) 19.05.2014

All "Nice Guys" need a "Bad Boy Button" to push when the time comes. I explain in this podcast. LISTEN!    Running Time 22:15                Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                        Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                        Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)   

Making Invisible People Visible (#106) 15.05.2014

I tell the story of a homeless guy named Tyrone who made me remember how important it is to NOT make people feel invisible. LISTEN! LAUGH! SHARE!    Running Time 21:40                  Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                       Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                       Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)  ...

Bring Back Our Girls. A rant by me (#105) 14.05.2014

I talk about the people mocking the Bring Back Our Girls campaign and how for the first time in a long time... they made me feel hatred. LISTEN!    Running Time 20:32                  Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays  & https://twitter.com/santhonythomas 

Live, LIVE, Lívé (#104) 12.05.2014

Sometimes change is good. Sometimes... it blows. Listen!     Running Time 22:02                 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                      Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                      Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)  

Lies, Heartbreak, and a Crashed Computer (#103) 09.05.2014

I talk about how we shouldn't keep all of our eggs in one basket.       Running Time 22:38                  Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                     Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                     Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)         

You have to KILL THEM! (#102) 07.05.2014

In this episode, I make the case for killing the part of you that makes bad decisions. You know, that voice that says, "Do it!". We all have a voice that tells us, "Don't do that!" before we do something really stupid. We need to listen to it. We need to kill the other one. LISTEN!     Running Time 22:55                 Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                   Theme...

Learn how to read people, OR ELSE! (#101) 05.05.2014

You have to learn how to read people quickly. Trust me, it comes in handy.  LISTEN!     Running Time 22:31                Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                  Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                  Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)   

The A-Hole Defense Shield (#100) 02.05.2014

In this episode... I talk about the need to use our collective computer knowledge to keep a-holes away from us and to punish people that normally get away with being a-holes. LISTEN!     Running Time 21:01              Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                Sound effects from (http://...

Donald Sterling is a Symptom (#99) 30.04.2014

People are going crazy over the Donald Sterling racism in the NBA controversy. I have one thing to say about the situation...   Donald Sterling is just the symptom of a much bigger problem.    Running Time 21:56             Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays               Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)               Sound effects from (http...

The Ethnic Tourist & Email Questions (#98) 28.04.2014

In this episode I answer your email questions.   Did you ever date a white lady?   Do you want to be famous?   Do you argue with people over politics?   You don't want to miss this!      Running Time 21:47              Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays                Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                Sound effects from (http://...

Criminal Activities=Adult Tantrums (#97) 25.04.2014

I think people who commit crimes in many cases are like kids throwing a tantrum in a toy store. "I want it NOW!" LISTEN!      Running Time 21:47            Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays              Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)              Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)   

"The Bundy Ranch Idiocy" (#96) 23.04.2014

Sometimes, the stupid among us do things without looking at the big picture or the consequences. Like those Bundy Ranch people. They picked a fight with the Government. Really? Did they think that through? I don't think so. Listen!    Running Time 23:01            Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays              Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/...

Screw the stick, give me the carrot! (#95) 21.04.2014

The world will either give you "The Stick" (Crack you in the head), or "The Carrot" (A big reward). You decide by what you do... what you get. Be careful, sometimes if you aren't careful, a fake "Carrot" can be used to distract you so you can be hit with "The Stick". LISTEN!      Running Time 23:01         Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays           Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC...

Would YOU take back a cheater? (#94) 18.04.2014

I got suckered into a conversation between two ladies discussing the concept of a person staying with a spouse who cheats. They wanted my opinion... they got it.     Running Time 22:49       Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)         Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)  

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