S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

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Author

S. Anthony Thomas

Category

Comedy

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santhonysays.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Open Marriages, Mean for no reason (#143) 31.12.2014

In this episode:   (My last podcast of 2014)   Open Marriages   People being Mean for no reason   Not being jealous   The Shootout   Running Time 74:28           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Funny stories, Merry Christmas & Something Serious (#142) 26.12.2014

In this episode:   Food Affairs My house loves me  Merry Christmas All lives matter Running Time 79:38         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Dumb Greedy vs Smart Greedy (#141) 17.12.2014

  In this episode:   Dumb greedy vs Smart greedy   People in power that think they're better than you   No one listens to people close to them   Running Time 59:57           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

The Art of Shutting up (#140) 09.12.2014

In this episode:   I finally break down and buy a damned GPS   Shotgun Weddings   My Junk Food Bachelor Party   The Art of Shutting up     Running Time 79:34           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Punks, Chumps & Losers (#139) 02.12.2014

In this episode:   Punks, Chumps and Losers   How you really feel about Thanksgiving   Advice from friends   Success and the problems that come with it    Running Time 73:17           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Comedy and Tragedy (#138) 25.11.2014

In this episode:   To hell with Black Friday   Time is your "Frenemy"   How to "De-Jackass" people   Bill Cosby   Ferguson      Running Time 80:38           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Embarrassing Stories (#137) 19.11.2014

In this episode:   The way you view your weekend tells you what type of life you have   We shouldn't embarrass people   Are you surrounded by intelligent people?   Friendship Roles   We shouldn't be so quick to judge people     Running Time 89:49           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)            ...

Politicians, Spouses, Passive Aggression & Apathy (#136) 12.11.2014

In this episode I talk about:   How politicians use apathy and spouses use passive aggressiveness   Pointergate    How Internet trolls suck   How Fat is like a disguise      Running Time 73:09           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I'm weird for saying this, you're weirder for listening (#135) 05.11.2014

In this episode I talk about:   Why I think Halloween blows   My theory that we are all crap   I admit to being weird   My theory that we should have NFL type officials in real life     Running Time 67:20           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soun...

I ate WHAT!?! (#134) 29.10.2014

In this episode I talk about:   Sports fans acting like idiots   The worst lunch truck in the world   How everyone engages in Manipulation   How I think Window Shopping Sucks   Jury Duty and who should be chosen     Running Time 70:42           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound...

Cuteiful Women, Crazy Cats, Rich Bastids and Religion (#133) 22.10.2014

In this episode I talk about:   My favorite type of women, the kind that are cute and beautiful at the same time   My story of a girlfriend's crazy ass cat   Rich people who act like you are nothing   Religious people who won't stop trying to recruit you   My thank you to my audience for a great first year as a podcaster   Running Time 74:09           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhon...

I have lost my mind, this episode is proof (#132) 15.10.2014

In this episode I talk about:   Yoga pants and how to handle them   Gender Specific Jobs and how stupid they are   Cheating Mail Carriers   How people are Assholes on purpose   Relationship Meteorologists   ...and other crazy crap.     Running Time 70:39           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)    ...

NFL = Relationships, Gay Marriage, A Mugging? (#131) 08.10.2014

In this episode:   I podcast from my car for the first time   I talk about how NFL contracts and most relationships are very similar   Gay Marriage    I think I was about to be mugged outside of the Chinese food store   Running Time 75:43         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sou...

Pre-Consequences, Anvils and Turbos (#130) 01.10.2014

  In this episode I talk about:   How Pre-Consequences would be better than Consequences   How Good looks get you stuff   The things you NEVER want to talk about with the old people in your family   How Some people are Anvils and some are Turbo Boosts     Running Time 65:14           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://the...

Thieves, Bent iPhones, Guilty Pleasures and Thank Yous (#129) 24.09.2014

In this episode I talk about:   How much I hate thieves   My Thank you to YOU   Guilty Pleasures    Bent iPhones and how we shouldn't be surprised by certain things     Running Time 60:37           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, Weed and How life is like traffic (#128) 17.09.2014

In this episode I talk about:   The Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice scandals   Why I think we should legalize Weed   My theory that life is like traffic      Running Time 57:31           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Famous friends, Jealousy and Finding YOUR Thing (#127) 10.09.2014

In this episode I talk about:   How we should listen to our FIRST instinct more often   How we shouldn't call people "Has-Beens"   How you shouldn't be jealous of successful friends   How we should find that "Thing" that's just for us     Running Time 61:18           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)  ...

Leaked celeb pics, Ruined Vacations, MMA wannabes (#126) 03.09.2014

In this episode:   My limited martial arts experience and the ass whippings that came with it   How horrible it is to be sick on vacation   How the movie Limitless made me rethink everything   The leaked nude celebrity pictures       Running Time 64:20         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)        ...

Listening to this will make you question my sanity (#125) 27.08.2014

In this episode:   Have a backup plan   My Camry is a HOE   Driving Shoes     Running Time 64:55         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

IKEA, Getting old and Ferguson (#124) 20.08.2014

In this episode:   My effort to help a certain pop star with a problem   I talk about my theory that women with IKEA furniture have a secret agenda   The REAL way we can tell we're getting old   More thoughts on the situation in Ferguson      Running Time 73:39          Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/...

Dumped and Fired on the same day (#123) 13.08.2014

In this episode:   Fake orgasms, Saying goodbye to a good buddy, Robin Williams, the tragedy in Ferguson and being dumped and fired on the same day       Running Time 77:35          Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Ha! + Shout-outs + Real Talk = THIS Episode (#122) 06.08.2014

In this episode:   I shout-out some of my podcast buddies and talk about people who don't know when to leave well enough alone.       Running Time 65:07          Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Dumb Bastards, Ray Rice & Prejudging (#121) 30.07.2014

In this episode:   I talk about how much I hate "Dumb Bastards"   The Ray Rice scandal   Not prejudging people     Running Time 53:34           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Why am I admitting this? (#120) 23.07.2014

In this episode:   I tell an embarrassing and funny story about "trash can cupcakes"   I talk about the Tony Dungy and Michael Sam story   How people should call out the horrible people in their group   How life is always a battle and reality will kick your ass     Running Time 54:34           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of...

Malia, Jada and a Scary Doctor visit (#119) 16.07.2014

In this episode, I hit these topics:   The Malia Obama picture "Scandal"   My recent scary doctor visit   How I think people that were doing the "Jada pose" are horrible     Running Time 47:42             Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

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