S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

Comedy EN ↓ 544 episodes

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Author

S. Anthony Thomas

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

santhonysays.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Hot Dog Cart Man, Lying Doctors & Bigots (#168) 23.06.2015

In this episode:    Science sucks sometimes   It's hard to shock a comedian, but it can be done   The church shooting     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 68:14       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars...

I love my car's air conditioner more than I love most people (#167) 15.06.2015

In this episode:    Sometimes the breeze through your car isn't refreshing...it's EVIL!   Things that annoy me   I have the kind of face that makes people tell me things about themselves I really don't want to know   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 71:33       Follow me on twitter: @santho...

Desert Islands, Lost love & Caitlyn Jenner (#166) 09.06.2015

In this episode:    Don't you wish you could go to a desert island and hide from people?   You can fall out of love with your family and friends too   Caitlyn Jenner   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 68:09       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S...

Fatigue, Floods & Buttocks Air (#165) 01.06.2015

In this episode:    My back tries to get the rest of my body to mutiny against me   Friendships have levels   My flooded basement leads to a crazy theory   Friends that are at my place way too much   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 72:02       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhon...

You DON'T want to know! (#164) 26.05.2015

In this episode:    My theory that you really don't want to know EVERYTHING   Angry a-holes getting what they deserve   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 66:17       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.c...

You don't taste good anymore (#163) 19.05.2015

In this episode:    My theory that You don't "taste good" anymore to someone   People also have potential defects that require a recall    People should not try to relate to each other with lame attempts to do accents.    Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 68:35   Support the podcast at https...

Back Pain is a BULLY! (#162) 12.05.2015

In this episode: My theory that back pain is a bully, Relationship development deals & The Illuminati... is not interested in me    Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 71:21   Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/santhonythomas         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonyt...

YOUR car is YOUR rolling KINGDOM! (#161) 05.05.2015

In this episode: Your car is your rolling kingdom, The grass on the other side of the fence is not greener, Is there really any pure joy for adults?   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 67:56   Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/santhonythomas         Follow me on twitter: @santho...

Shopping Sucks! (#160) 28.04.2015

In this episode... Shopping sucks!, Getting Rejected on the genetic level, I'm mad at movies and TV, Feeling bad sucks!   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 73:04   Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/santhonythomas         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas     ...

Exit interview? Hell no! (#159) 21.04.2015

In this episode... Trees are NOT your friend, People doing really dumb things, Not carrying baggage, and my theory on NOT doing Exit Interviews   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 67:00   Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/santhonythomas         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysay...

EVERYTHING is flirting (#158) 14.04.2015

In this episode, Stopping SWAG, My first adult film, If it ain't broke don't fix it and my theory that EVERYTHING is flirting.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 71:08   Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/santhonythomas         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythom...

Get out punk! (#157) 07.04.2015

In this episode, Computer cookies need to shut up, Unchecked power, Not overstaying your welcome and Situational Awareness   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 65:48   Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/santhonythomas         Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas ...

Relationship Practice Dummy (#156) 31.03.2015

In this episode, Being a Relationship Practice Dummy, Being the Old guy at the gym, Being Pissed at people you love, the idiocy of the Slippery Slope argument.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 67:09   Support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/santhonythomas         Follow me on twitt...

YOU are an app (#155) 24.03.2015

In this episode, I talk about my theory that you are an app, how I became "Master of my domain", how important reputations are and how it's important to not be a dick.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 71:14           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song...

Go ahead, wish bad stuff on your worst enemy (#154) 17.03.2015

In this episode, I talk about how we are like tea kettles, how fragile our personal ecosystems are, how the real world is better than the fake crap and my theory that it's okay to wish bad things on your worst enemies.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 66:26           Follow me on twitter:...

Outtakes and Extras (#153) 10.03.2015

In this episode, Outtakes and Extras.    You asked for them, you got them, the segments are:   The Wet Undies Story, Destroying friends is FUN!, Stolen Time, Free Parking Meter time for an A-hole, The Hot Nurse.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 81:09           Follow me on twitter: @santh...

Sour Cream Butt (#152) 03.03.2015

In this episode, I talk about "Sour Cream Butt", how sometimes it's more fun to get what you WANT instead of what you NEED, my goodbye to Radio Shack and my Impulse control theory.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 66:02           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas     ...

I love ya, but still go bleep yourself (#151) 24.02.2015

In this episode, I talk about my theory that we all have things that we count on as "Go Tos", how we have "busy work" in the office and real life, how you can love someone and still want to tell them to go bleep themselves, and how we all hate to be used by other people.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)    ...

The Evil Person Grade Curve (#150) 18.02.2015

In this episode, I talk about the evil person grade curve, the testicle SWAT team, doing bad things, having a vent room & I thank people for listening to my 150th show!   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 75:15           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Son...

A Flying Ketchup Bottle to the Face (#149) 11.02.2015

In this episode, I talk about dumb excuses, the worst gig ever, family visits and people who talk too much.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 67:29           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)  ...

The Mafia Boss called Old Age (#148) 03.02.2015

In this episode, I talk about people that take advantage of you doing favors for them, my new doctor's resemblance to one of my ex girlfriends, how old age is like a mafia don that you owe money and Pete Carroll among other things.     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 77:43           Follow...

Ever Had a Lion Taste Your face? (#147) 28.01.2015

In this episode, I talk about people that should be fired, the lame snow storm we just had, the difference between family, friends and your spouse, I warn that your pet isn't always licking you out of love and how I'm not intimidated by super good looking people.     Running Time 74:08           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer o...

The Death of "Kid Filth" (#146) 21.01.2015

In this episode, I give a shoutout to Dan Lizette of  THE PODCAST DIGEST , I discuss my latest trip to the DMV, why you should be careful about the kind of people you have around you and the death of "Kid Filth" among other things.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.    (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 79:48           Follow...

The Sun Tzu of getting it on (#145) 14.01.2015

In this episode:    Discretion, use it wisely   The Sun Tzu of getting it on   Bugs SUCK!   It's about YOU!   Running Time 75:34           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Moment Milkers must be stopped! (#144) 07.01.2015

In this episode:   New Year's Resolutions and Relationships   Moment Milking   Getting Rich   Awwww Moments   Running Time 70:06           Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)                    Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)  

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