S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

Comedy EN ↓ 544 episodes

Want advice and funny stories from your ”Favorite cool uncle”? Check out The S. Anthony Says Podcast!

Author

S. Anthony Thomas

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

santhonysays.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

You are NOT an A-Hole (#193) 14.12.2015

In this episode:   I talk about my theory that most people are not A-Holes, how much the "flirting musical chairs game" sucks and how people should have "Check engine lights"     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time 66:41       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme So...

Bup Bup Buped By A Cop (#192) 07.12.2015

In this episode:   I talk about getting pulled over by a police officer who "Bup, bup, buped" me, how much lazy people annoy me and other cool stuff!     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time 66:18       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead...

Delicious Cupcakes & Me (#191) 30.11.2015

In this episode:   I talk about my car inspection and how it's weird when good service seems out of the ordinary   A recent upsetting Facebook unfriending    My "pledge" to get in shape and eat right       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time 61:28       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @sant...

Old Dudes, STOP IT! (#190) 24.11.2015

In this episode:   I talk about how regular people audition the same way people in show business do.   My story about old guys hitting on an uninterested 25 year old.   The worst places I've ever lived.   I command you all to stop dissing my tuna hoagies!       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time...

My Camry, Ronda Rousey & Paris (#189) 16.11.2015

In this episode:   I talk about how my Camry was ruined by a $2 part, The Ronda Rousey fight and how I can relate to it and the Paris attack   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time 64:14       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of h...

It's Okay to "Take an L" (#188) 09.11.2015

In this episode:   I talk about the fact that what's important to you is not always important to other people, how it's okay to lose (sometimes) and how tough personal demons are to beat.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time 83:07       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas     ...

Don't Judge Me Ya Bastids! (#187) 02.11.2015

In this episode:   I talk about getting treated like crap because I shaved my face badly, how we get sentimental about stupid crap and how things that seem easy aren't always actually easy   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time 65:33       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas     ...

Tuna Hoagies and Barbecue Sauce (#186) 26.10.2015

In this episode:   Low Cal Ass Whippings Tuna Hoagies with Barbecue Sauce Talking Behind People's Back     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)   Running Time 63:35       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Meeting My Dad & My Amazon Rant (#185) 19.10.2015

In this episode:   Meeting My Dad   My Amazon Rant   Don't Rob ME   Ran Into An Ex       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)     Running Time 74:48       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

The Eviction Countdown (#184) 12.10.2015

  In this episode:   The Eviction Countdown   Crew Development   Doing things for the right reason       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)     Running Time 63:18       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

The Love Drug (#183) 06.10.2015

  In this episode:   The Love Drug   The Chill Option   Soft Hypocrisy   Being Alone   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   Running Time 64:43      Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas       Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)       :)

Pre-Pissed Off (#182) 29.09.2015

In this episode:   I tell a scary McDonald's story   Why it's best to never allow yourself to get "Pre-Pissed Off"   The world doesn't give a crap Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   Running Time 69:42      Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas       Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http:...

Approval Eyes (#181) 21.09.2015

In this episode:   I fantasize about the creation of a "Love Detection Machine"   I talk about people having "Approval Eyes"   I tell people to stop being greedy when it comes to giving your woman compliments       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)     Running Time 65:16       Follow me on twitter: @santhonys...

Dollar Store Disrespect (#180) 14.09.2015

In this episode:    Dollar Store Disrespect   Old People Have No Filter   A Man Can Dream Can't He?   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)       Running Time 60:07       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Trash Truck Juice (#179) 07.09.2015

In this episode:    Trash Truck Juice   You Can't Help Everybody     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)       Running Time 63:30       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Lazy... or Stupid? (#178) 31.08.2015

In this episode:    Lazy... or Stupid?   Flirting... DON'T do it!   Old People Know Stuff   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)   :)       Running Time 61:35       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

I'm wearing Rooster Drawers Man! (#177) 24.08.2015

In this episode:    I'm wearing rooster drawers man!!!   Pushing through the tough times   Getting rid of people   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 70:08       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

A Microwave Strapped to the Buttocks (#176) 17.08.2015

In this episode:    A weight loss challenge   Poof! You're an a-hole!   A microwave strapped to the buttocks   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 63:28       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Complaint Travel Pack (#175) 10.08.2015

In this episode:    Talking with your FACE and NOT your MOUTH   Bad Optics   Complaint Travel Pack   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 66:56       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Dash Cam Hate Speech (#174) 04.08.2015

In this episode:    Dash Cam Hate Speech   Yard work!   Secret Crappy People   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 67:38       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

No more porn for ME! (#173) 28.07.2015

In this episode:    I'm done with porn   Eating weird crap   What's really worth the wait?   Sandra Bland   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 65:57       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

Is S. Anthony afraid to do stand up again? (#172) 21.07.2015

In this episode:    Is S. Anthony afraid to return to stand up comedy?   A war with your brain   My dream woman on the bus   Defer to someone who knows more that you   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 69:09       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S...

I am NOT your water ho! (#171) 13.07.2015

In this episode:    The war between humans and roaches has begun!   I am NOT your water ho!   Weaponized bad feelings   Crushed Cupcakes Part 2 (The origin story)   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 72:28       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)...

The legend of Bottle Rocket Buttocks (#170) 07.07.2015

In this episode:    The legend of Bottle Rocket Buttocks   Old guy Nuts   Sometimes you just want people to Shut up   Online Trolls   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 68:11       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://...

No, YOU'RE too old for her! & N word prizes? (#169) 30.06.2015

In this episode:    Everyone has a "Filter"   I love it when A-Holes get what's coming to them   "N word" Prizes?   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya bastids!)   :)       Running Time 68:55       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)

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