S. Anthony Says...

Whores aren't just on street corners, they wear robes and suits.   Running Time 09min11sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

I talk about how I'm going to be PRO gold digger if I'm NOT married by 60 years old, and the difference between an 18 year old having sex, and man having sex.   Running Time 14min18sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I talk about the toughest, most dangerous place that I've ever lived and how you can be changed by your environment for the better... or worse... it's your choice.   Running Time 14min47sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

A serious talk about what happened to me when I noticed that my comedy anniversary had passed. I realized that it was time for a serious change.   Running Time 10min28sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

I talk about how I grew up not trusting "Nice" people and my lust for 70's era women in television and movies.   Running Time 14min24sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I talk about the most horrible moment I've ever had in my bathroom... EVER and I tell the story of a horrible woman... Mrs. Eve Villbitch.   Running Time 15min24sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Being alone isn't always bad... and I really DON'T know how those types of movies ended up hidden in my closet... Shut up.   Running Time 13min37sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Yes, my friends are grown men. Yes they got into a big fight over Facebook. Yes, they dragged ME into it.    Running Time 11min10sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

These are my 2014 wishes for my amazing listeners...   Running Time 3min08sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays

I talk about people who are bad parents, people who are bad spouses and lame ass friends.   Running Time 17min11sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

A sleepy me rambling like an idiot on Christmas   Running Time 14min36sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I talk about how we shouldn't always assume things are racist.  (Don't worry, it's funny.)   Running Time 12min26sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I talk about The Duck Dynasty racism controversy and other famous people who say stupid things in public   Running Time 13min56sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I have a talk with you about the AFFLUENZA case where the young man basically got away with killing a bunch of people by using "Affluenza" as the cause.    Running Time 14min28sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I'm one of the those people that have friends that only like each other when I'm around. (This fact pretty much makes me a cocoa Dr Who)   Running Time 15min24sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

This time we talk about being "attacked" with helpfulness and being close friends with an ex   Running Time 17min14sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I talk about something that happened at a standup show early in my career that changed my life forever.   Running Time 14min23sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I talk about celebrity hate and a missing kidney... don't ask... just listen.   Running Time 13min17sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I describe what Superman, Neo and my gorgeous ex girlfriend have in common.   Running Time 14min09sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Hot women, it's time for you to start dating and making babies...with the ordinary guy.   Running Time 13min25sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

Come on, do you REALLY need a description after THAT title?    Running Time 11min35sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)    

Avoiding dream killers. Nuff said.   Running Time 14min38sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I hate black Friday and everything about it. Yes, this is basically an angry rant...but it's funny.   Running Time 13min27sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

A warm heartfelt Thanksgiving message from the S man.   Running Time 10min23sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)

I talk about my three hour rule (When It comes to what I'll allow myself to be pissed off about)   Running Time 15min25sec   Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/santhonysays   Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (lead singer of http://therockczars.com/)   Sound effects from (http://www.soundjay.com)