S. Anthony Says...

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   A guy who avoided S. Anthony for years because he owes S. Anthony $40, and his theory that owed money is like a gift card   How people are manipulated by loved ones and friends      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 61...

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...    Mother's Day (And this somehow becomes a weird confession story)   The lies we tell people we love like, "If I could feel the pain for you I would!"      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 53:57   Show Store: cafepress...

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   A couple of young guys talking badly about a lady soon to be known as  "Granny Sweetbutt"   The fact that people usually ask too few questions when those extra questions are really important to ask   What being Superman's friend must be like         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   How people learn to live without things... like he learned to live without stand up comedy. (FYI, he's about to make a return to stand up soon)   Being pulled over by a police officer for no reason   A dog named "Kid Eater"... and how appropriate that name was       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rat...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   Finding an old grilled cheese with bacon sandwich hidden in his office and whether he should eat it or not.   His theory that the world doesn't give a crap about people   The "Can't take a hint society"   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                 ...

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about his theory that everyone has a personal holiday called "Eff EVERYONE Day" and how we all have superpowers... but we don't always need to use them   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 53:34   Show Store: cafepress.com/san...

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about the truth of being 48 years old, his dentist horror story and the story of "Dum Dum McTroubleStarter"   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 61:04   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/sant...

In this episode...   S. Anthony tells stories about how listening to the podcast "S-Town" made him change the way he thought about things and his hatred for printers   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 53:18   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the...

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about the need to have a "Yeeeeeah Jack!" life and feeling guilty about wishing bad things on people   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 53:38   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysay...

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about how much winter sucks and how snow is like an ex that keeps coming back into your life to ruin things   The story of a neighborhood guy who surprised everyone by making it to 45 years old before dying   The similarities between losing weight and blowing the lead in sports    Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscrib...

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about how he found out he had moved into the "BoyfriHusband" category, whoppers and treadmills, and an idiot almost smashes into the mighty Toyota Camry   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 54:53   Show Store: cafepress.com/sa...

In this episode...   S. Anthony tells a fast food horror story that quickly goes off the rails and becomes a story about a friend who admits to being a "Food Banger".    S. Anthony talks about how hard it is for comedians to be taken seriously and... a close call with two wild pit bulls.   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #...

In this episode...   S. Anthony tells the story behind his decision to make the last Monday of this February his "Junk Food Bachelor Party" and how all bachelor parties are the same. He also tells the story of "Doctor Greedenstein", a notorious former resident of his old Los Angeles apartment building.      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate...

In this episode S. Anthony Says...   We all need a place to hide from people who waste our time with their crap   Don't choose a mate based on body parts   Birds are pieces of crap        Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 56:34   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhon...

In this episode S. Anthony...   Talks about shame eating   Theorizes that everyone has a revenge menu   Goes on a Valentine's day rant   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 62:50   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays  ...

In this episode S. Anthony...   Tells his Super Bowl Horror Story and tells the story of the universe trying to ruin his diet   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 57:38   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays       Follo...

  In this episode S. Anthony says...   The tough guy persona is like having "The Club" on your steering wheel   Sundays WITHOUT Football suck      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 52:33   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santh...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   The similarities between his Facebook page and America's current politics and how your body sometimes belongs to other people   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 56:45   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   His recent run in with a bully from school who didn't remember being a bully and how his face always spills the beans on what he's really feeling   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 59:41   Show Store: cafepress.com/san...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   His recent battle "to the death" over his "snow parking spot" and running into his old cheating ex      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 55:44   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/sant...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   Everyone needing to have a special treat just for themselves (And the crazy things we all do to make sure we get them)   Little things that hurt his feelings when he was younger, but make him laugh his butt off now         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)               ...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   What Christmas REALLY means, and it's not what you think   The Dangers of Kid Spit   How your body is a bastard        Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 56:18       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   His passive aggressive battle of wills with a guy that owes him, but won't pay up   An idiot driver who almost smashed into the mighty Toyota Camry   Teaching some young punk a lesson       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running...

  In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   How social media, American Idol, huge dogs and politicians are alike   How people shouldn't believe their friends who tell them they should be comedians   How important it is to get "Tip Face" from people who touch your food     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)       ...

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   How having new year's resolutions is stupid   How we should let athletes and sports teams tap out   How we should accept people's limitations     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 60:24       Follow him on twitter: @san...