S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

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Author

S. Anthony Thomas

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

santhonysays.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Things You CAN'T Unsee (#243) 27.11.2016

In this episode S. Anthony talks about...   Thanksgiving with your family   Seeing something he can NEVER unsee   The little things that stop you from doing fun things for yourself   How social media makes it easy to contact the people we love... but also less likely that we'll actually do it    Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 star...

Punk Whine (#242) 20.11.2016

In this episode S. Anthony...   Whines like a punk about stuff. (Yes, he just complains for an hour... but it's funny.)            Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 63:59       Follow him on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas   Show website: santhonysays.co...

Drunk Uncles, Pies & Elections (#241) 13.11.2016

    In this episode S. Anthony Says...   Elections are like being at a party with your drunk uncle   Sometimes you should just stick to being good at one thing   Junk food will try to get you in trouble              Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 59:51       F...

SatisfAssBust (#240) 06.11.2016

In this episode S. Anthony talks about:             Real friends warning you when you're wrong even if you'll be pissed off How to "SatisfAssBust" (Just listen, it makes sense when he explains it)             Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 65:14       Follow h...

Razor Blade Cupcake (#239) 30.10.2016

In this episode S. Anthony talks about:            The birthday gift of getting hit on by a hot twentysomething... and how it wasn't as good as he thought How his cellphone brutally assassinated almost all of his other electronics            Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                       R...

Third Anniversary Show (#238) 23.10.2016

In this episode S. Anthony talks about:           How tough it is to realize a big change has happened to you until your pattern is broken   How your life is a reality TV show Getting to year three in podcasting The crab cake Nazi            Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Ru...

Bugs are Bastids & RIP Uncle Jr (#237) 17.10.2016

In this episode:          S. Anthony talks about how the bugs in his old apartment tried to kill him How he almost lost his love of comedy and podcasting He pays tribute to his recently deceased uncle          Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                     Running Time 64:39       Follow me...

Bad Teeth and Bad Friends (#236) 10.10.2016

In this episode:         S. Anthony talks about his recent trip to his new dentist... who has the world's greatest dental hygienist (who changed S. Anthony's life) How people you know can say or do something that will change the way you look at them forever How great it is to not give a crap about STUPID things         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscri...

Know Your Value (#235) 02.10.2016

In this episode:        S. Anthony talks about not wasting your personal time, one of the weirdest girlfriends he's ever had and he compares politicians to doctors, retail stores and restaurants.       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                 :)   Running Time 66:01       Follow me on twit...

I Admit NOTHING! (#234) 26.09.2016

In this episode:       S. Anthony talks about smartphones having so much secret info on us, they're like having a spy in our pockets and he shares a personal story about how to be better at everything.          Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                :)   Running Time 62:42       Follow me...

My Weirdest Show (#233) 18.09.2016

In this episode:      S. Anthony talks about everything from his recent car accident, to how a friend was freaked out when he realized his daughter was sexually active. Don't miss this one!         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                               :)   Running Time 67:44       Follow me on twitter: @...

My Humiliation Story (#232) 12.09.2016

In this episode:     S. Anthony talks about his most humiliating day as an adult, and tells the story of a friend who was upset at his fat doctor for telling him that he was fat       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                              :)   Running Time 64:16       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &...

Hostages, Kaepernick & Armpits (#231) 05.09.2016

In this episode:    S. Anthony talks about everyday hostage situations, Colin Kaepernick, and how people get more disgusting and weird the longer you're in relationships with them.                         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                             :)   Running Time 71:51       Follow me on twitt...

UFC vs NFL and a Yummy Lady (#230) 29.08.2016

In this episode:   S. Anthony complains about having to move his car at 8am on a Saturday after a late night out, meeting a delicious woman... with a surprise personality, the UFC vs the NFL, kids who won't stop bothering you and how dads get ignored after they get really old and are moved to a rest home.                         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember...

Love, Lies and Lochte (#229) 22.08.2016

In this episode: I talk about Ryan Lochte and how he broke the Dude Rule, "Don't leave your boys behind (To face trouble without you)" I tell the story of an ex who used sex stories about her previous boyfriend to annoy me... and how it backfired on her I give advice on how to use people's quirks to make your life easier I talk about how bad habits suck                          Check this episode...

The Underbreath Police (#228) 15.08.2016

In this episode:                          I make the argument that you are a teenager and your brain is the parent.  I engage in a thought experiment where there is a special police force that fines people for saying stupid things under their breath. I celebrate the return of NFL football and tell a story about the similarities between the beginning of each new season and your relationship.       ...

4 Pissed Fat Dudes And ME (#227) 08.08.2016

In this episode:                         A young man on my block tries to prank the local restaurant's delivery guy which almost sparks a huge fight with four of my neighbors and my disappointment with real life friends and childhood heroes.       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                         :)   Runn...

Old and Slick (#226) 01.08.2016

In this episode:                        I talk about how old age is unstoppable and undefeated and how much I hate people who try to be too slick for their own good.     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                        :)   Running Time 62:42       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas     ...

Trolls and Goals (#225) 25.07.2016

In this episode:                       I talk about Twitter and Facebook trolls, reaching goals and getting tortured by your friends             Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                       :)   Running Time 64:29       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by...

Guard Your Egg (#224) 18.07.2016

In this episode:                      I talk about people taking credit for your good deeds, a young family member trash talking the video games I had as a kid and protecting your "dream egg"            Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                      :)   Running Time 67:21       Follow me on twitter: @sant...

Comedy and Tragedy (#223) 11.07.2016

In this episode:                     I talk about the caste system in traffic and supermarkets, add on friends and the tragedies involving Philando Castile, Alton Sterling and the Dallas police           Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                     :)   Running Time 66:06       Follow me on twitter: @sant...

Shame, BBQs & Smartphones 04.07.2016

In this episode:                    I talk about the shame of being seen by someone from your past when you look like crap, finding your own path and my smartphone taking over my life.          Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                    :)   Running Time 67:06       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays &...

My Tires Are Racist (#221) 27.06.2016

In this episode:                   I talk about how I think my tires are against me, my distaste for catcallers and tragedy fatigue.         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                   :)   Running Time 66:43       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas         Theme Song (Go S.)  by  RC (le...

Advice From S. (#220) 20.06.2016

In this episode:                  I talk about getting my first smartphone... which happened this month, losing weight and how at 47 years old I just don't give a crap about stupid things        Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                  :)   Running Time 65:51       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @...

DropKickAble (#219) 13.06.2016

In this episode:                 I talk about my theory that we all have people we want to drop kick, ungrateful people and how we shouldn't be ashamed of everything.       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                 :)   Running Time 63:56       Follow me on twitter: @santhonysays & @santhonythomas        ...

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