S. Anthony Thomas

S. Anthony Says...

Comedy EN ↓ 544 episodes

Want advice and funny stories from your ”Favorite cool uncle”? Check out The S. Anthony Says Podcast!

Author

S. Anthony Thomas

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

santhonysays.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Sweetbutt & Tinkleteeth (#293) 12.11.2017

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about the return of Granny Sweetbutt and her new friend Tinkleteeth His theory that older people should have rites of passage too  Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 48:41   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the sh...

A Bug On My Sandwich (#292) 05.11.2017

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about finding a bug on his sandwich and the difference between what he did as a teen, vs what he'd do now.  His battle to the death with bugs in his home Fear of returning to something you were really good at after a long layoff     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)             ...

I'm 49, SO WHAT!? (#291) 29.10.2017

  In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about turning 49 years old and evil people     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 43:06   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  & @ san...

4 Year Anniversary! (#290) 22.10.2017

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about this show being 4 years old, revenge, and lame New Year's resolutions     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 53:10   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on t...

The Comment Section (#289) 16.10.2017

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about his theory that the comment section on the internet is just a typed out version of the real world   An embarrassing cake story     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 50:56   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Suppor...

Meanness & RIP Nephews (#288) 09.10.2017

In this episode...   A normal podcasting day turns into a horrible day after one phone call...   RIP Nephew. You will be missed.    Running Time 45:29    

To Forgive Or Erase (#287) 01.10.2017

In this episode...   S. Anthony talks about making the decision to either forgive someone for doing something horrible to him or... erase them from his life   How empathy is better than immediate anger         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Promo for  @ItsBRob     Running Ti...

Serious Stuff and the Pizza Kisser (#286) 25.09.2017

In this episode...   S. Anthony gets serious and talks about bigots on Facebook and the return of the pizza kisser       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Promos for  @ItsBRob  &  @_BumWine    Running Time 47:59   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: ...

Canelo vs GGG, Talking Pills & Me (#285) 17.09.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   The GGG vs Canelo fight and how it's one of many things sucking the joy of watching sports out of him   The strangest story of talking pills and dreading things you will ever hear         Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                       Promos for...

Hide ME! (#284) 10.09.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   Being the last generation who could lose contact with people and how robots and computers SHOULD probably take over everything       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                          Promos for  @ItsBRob ,  @Honor_Knight   &  @GTGMcast    Runnin...

The Emotional Concussion Protocol (#283) 03.09.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   How people should have to go through an Emotional Concussion Protocol before they make decisions that can harm them   How going "Cold Turkey" is a good idea sometimes        Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Promos for @ItsBRob  &...

Mayweather, McGregor & Dead Cats (#282) 27.08.2017

  In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   The big Mayweather Vs McGregor fight... AND a cat killing neighbor   How the internet is like the old encyclopedias he had as a kid... with a few big differences     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Time 45:44   Show St...

Piece Of Crap Relative Island (#281) 20.08.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   His dream of putting all of our "Piece of crap relatives" on an island so we no longer have to deal with them   His theory that being lazy by choice can sometimes come in really handy   People who buy fake eclipse glasses   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)             ...

Vertigo... for EVERYBODY! (#280) 14.08.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   His recent trip to the ER   How weird it is to NOT use money to pay for things     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Time 43:57   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Fo...

BEST. IDEA. EVER! (#279) 06.08.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   Using things designed for old people even when you're young.   The BEST... IDEA... EVER!   Being hit on by young women as an old guy     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Time 57:44   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysay...

Baby Spit and Dirty Garages (#278) 30.07.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   His new weight loss journey and his dirty garage   His theory that babies spit on us on purpose        Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Time 50:50   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/s...

Black Friday EVERYWHERE! (#277) 23.07.2017

  In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   Getting kicked off of insurance because you're too old and how repair contracts are like emotionally abusive relationships   How Black Friday and your everyday life are more alike than you think    Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                     ...

Three's Company... Yum! (#276) 16.07.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   His love for Janet on Three's Company and an embarrassing Doctor's visit   Moments of greatness... and how they might not be as great as you think     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Time 52:09   Show Store:  cafepress.c...

N-Words, Porn Stars & Exterminators (#275) 09.07.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   A porn star saying the N-Word during a rap song and people saying the same word during Karaoke and...   The strangest story about switching exterminators you will have ever heard!      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Tim...

Flirting, Netflix & Witness Protection (#274) 02.07.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   Sport Flirting vs Real Flirting   The Witness Protection Program   A Friend Named Netflix       Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Time 56:39   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhony...

Best Of 2013 to 2016 (#273) 25.06.2017

This is a BEST OF episode containing clips from shows released between 2013 and 2016. These are the ones that generated the most email and requests   THANKS! Enjoy!                                        Running Time 159:00   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  & @ santhonythomas   Show website:  santhonys...

Black Like ME (#272) 18.06.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   Philando Castile   Getting pulled over recently   Other black guy stuff   (Don't worry, you don't have to be a black guy to enjoy this episode)     Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                         Running Time 52:54   Show Store:  cafepress.com/...

Homeless S., & RIP Uncle Jimmy (#271) 11.06.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   People who try to make you feel bad so they'll feel better   Being homeless for a night and how it changed his feelings about homeless people   The passing of his Uncle   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 45:16   Show...

My Near Goodbye: A Mini Episode (#270) 04.06.2017

In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   Giving serious consideration to quiting podcasting and comedy... and why he chose not to      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Time 18:04   Show Store: cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show: paypal.me/santhonysays...

Chest Yummies & Sewer Rats (#269) 28.05.2017

  In this episode, S. Anthony talks about...   Man advice for the under 30 crowd about Chest Yummies, Buttocks Cheeks and how to be affectionate with your lady without being a pervert   Sewer Rats in big cities vs Wild Animals      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                        Running Ti...

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