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In this episode... #318 How having personal rituals can keep you out of trouble The Return of Granny Sweetbutt   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 45:09   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  & @ santhonytho...

In this episode... #317   Some of the #BastidArmy's favorite clips:   Sour Cream Butt #152 The Mafia Boss Called Old Age #148 Dollar Store Disrespect #180   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 81:51   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him...

In this episode... #316 S. Anthony talks about: Hitting the big 50 and friends who take advantage of you                 Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 44:53   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  & @ san...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: The Starbucks controversy and a super sexy cop                  Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 46:30   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  & @ santhonythomas  ...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: The Conor McGregor bus incident & Weird conspiracy theories                   Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 46:34   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  & @ sa...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about:   The struggles and joys of being two generations away from getting butt whippings The theory that body fat is ruining your life... on purpose                      Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 43:31   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Seeing a guy he hates get slapped... and feeling guilty for enjoying it  A Guilty Vegan Friend                                                                                                     How we should check out our friends on Facebook to see if they're nuts                          Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remem...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: How he became THE CHOCOLATE TICKET Technology taking over our homes... and maybe even more                                Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)    Running Time 47:10   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       F...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Losing an hour for Daylight Savings Time SUCKS! The Dirty Basketball Play that went viral & A near bar brawl  "Wait A SECOND!" aka The GREATEST SEX STORY EVER! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 45:52   Show Store:  cafepr...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: Sweet tree lovin' and evil plants A weird nephew story The Granny Sweetbutt tag team Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 46:23   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Foll...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about: A fight outside of a corner store that created "Blook" The origin of "Puddin" People that cross boundaries Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 46:05   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/s...

In this episode...  S. Anthony releases some outtakes from shows you never got to hear Snow Days & Dentists Kids plot against you Stress tests & Mad People The Club & Workout Pain Pills Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 120:40   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonys...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about passing his own "I'm NOT a pervert test", the disrespecting of Winter Olympics Athletes... and the return of Granny Sweetbutt Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 44:37   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about the Eagles being Super Bowl Champs and an embarrassing basketball story Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 35:15   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twit...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about how an old girlfriend thought S. Anthony being too happy was a bad thing The return of Granny Sweetbutt Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 47:25   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santh...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about how to use a cab like a genius. How to use 7-11 to find out if your boyfriend or girlfriend is nuts The "bluetooth improv" story Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 45:44   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support t...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about the nuclear scare in Hawaii and his choice to become his own best friend Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 38:45   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twi...

In this episode...  S. Anthony talks about his recent big problem with Facebook and his theory that many times threats are more effective than actually following through on the threat. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 49:07   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysay...

In this episode... (Number 300!!!!!) S. Anthony talks about his hatred of New Year's Resolutions and how he could never be in a cult. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 48:01   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays      ...

In this episode... S. Anthony tells the story of getting horrible delivery service, a telemarketing horror story and how the comedian's gift can't be transferred to other people Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 49:20   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Sup...

In this episode... S. Anthony tells the story of being stuck in the E.R. for ELEVEN HOURS!!!! Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 44:23   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  ...

[SPECIAL EDITION: A mini episode] In this episode... S. Anthony talks about seeing a video online about a kid being bullied, and how it  brings back bad memories for him. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 32:18   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support th...

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about the GOOD and BAD of being an older guy.  Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 49:17   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twitter:  @santhonysays  & @ santhon...

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about updating himself like a computer, running into an ex and how people treat each day of the week differently. Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 46:16   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/sa...

In this episode... S. Anthony talks about jury duty, trusting people with your personal things and losing 25 pounds Check this episode out, spread the word about this show and remember to subscribe and rate it.  (5 stars ya #Bastids!)                                      Running Time 51:36   Show Store:  cafepress.com/santhonysays   Support the show:  paypal.me/santhonysays       Follow him on twi...