Rukus Juice

Welcome to Rukus Juice....where we pretty much LIVE in The Hard R Cafe, and trust me, this episode is no different. Oh are the boys back! After Philbilly's series of opening, we open the gate for all the beautiful drunken humor that you've come to love. We talk the invention of glory holes, partially cast a Brokeback Mountain sequel, and make Jesus a wheel kicking badass for justice.  And there is...

Welcome back....KEEP THAT BOTTLE OPEN AND GRAB A CLEAN GLASS! It's part two of The Road To Rukusmania... Enjoy!

You ordered your weekly shot of Rukus Juice and boy are we here to deliver. Welcome to another crazy ass episode of the podcast you can't help but love. It's been awhile since ol Philbilly has poured one and touted his favorite moments from the illustrious squared circle, so guess what time it is? Wrestling fans, bring it. Bring all of it, cause our on staff wrasslin historian is in rare form. Phi...

Well, it's not Wednesday, but we are still pushing open the doors to the Hard R Cafe.  Rukus Juice had a minor setback, but we ain't playing around. Grab a shot, cause we are. What's in a remake? Alot apparently, but not more than a few drinks and a notebook can't handle. It's Rukus Juice...you may never know what to expect, but you know ots gonna be wild. This one may be a TAD tame. Hehe hehe. No...

We here at Rukus Juice have generally stopped caring too much about the brushless of our comedy. These are, however you wanna look at it, jokes.  That being said, tuck your religion in (AGAIN) for this one.  If it isn't jokes about Josh Peck's unwanted Kama Sutra, it's about Jesus, if it ain't Jesus, it's some other group of people that hopefully accept a drink at the Hard R Cafe. If not...more fo...

Well, we had to get in line, I'm sure, but yep....we did a "Dirty Nickelodeon" episode hot off the heels of Max's documentary, Quiet On Set: The Dark Side Of Kids TV. We always give warnings, but this one is EXTRA special, due to the subject matter of the sexual abuse of children.  It's Rukus Juice, so you know what to expect. We sat and watched the docu-series, Quiet On Set, and how the hell did...

If you can smell the bourbon soaked wood and here the fsint sound of swearing and some guitars, odds have it, you've arrived at the Hard R Cafe, where the guys are serving uo the newest episode of Rukus Juice. That's right, your heard right, Rukus Juice is back! Yeah, this is where we'd normally slide in an advisory, but c'mon. It's so much more fun if there is no warning. Find out what happens wh...

Dear Lord Baby Jesus in the crib with a fat diaper, its another sweet ass episode of Rukus Juice! The guys have been struggling to sit and talk lately, but when it happens these days, fuck it, you may as well just turn it into an episode! Brocephus is a tad tipsy and spilling all over the place, while he and Phillbilly do some reminiscing over them younger days. Toss is a celebration of TV theme s...

We here at Rukus Juice take no pleasure in the disgusting, unless it's happening to one of us....that being said, this ain't an episode about a bad day at McDonald's. Unless you live under a VERY big rock, you've prolly heard a thing of two about WWE, Vince, and all that comes with it. Well, for ya rock dwellers, THE BAR IS FUCKIN OPEN! HARD R CAFE, ENGAGE! The boys are back and walking the line w...

Bars open and this one runs a bit hot, but what else can you expect at the Hard R Cafe? Welcome back to another disturbing episode of Rukus Juice! The boys are back and it's pretty much a good grasp of what happens when the guys play catch up. After Philbilly decides to pull a bracket show off the fire, the guys cook up what they are best at. Ya know, I could pull off putting up an entire list of...

Well, what more could you want? The building is back up and running, and it's time to crank out some content! We apologize for the brief hiatus, but we are back! So there was this whole Christmas episode that we did and it just COULDN'T be wasted. Since booze never goes bad, you're in for an aged treat. A little sauce, a convo, and a bracket...all about good old St Nick. All the ho ho hoing youve...

If you're reading this, it means power and internet were restored to the studio, so.... WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF RUKUS JUICE! Whoa, did we not see THIS shit coming. Puff being a sex ass, weirdos, rapey gangster freak, OR a tornado ripping up ol Brocephus' town. It's been a CRAZY few days but now that MOST of the universal balance has been restored, we can press forward talking all sorts of sh...

After some much deserved time off mixed with a lil turmoil, the boys are back. Philbilly has opened up the Hard R Cafe and the Rukus Juice is flowing freely. We catch up with the guys literally catching up with each other. Some of these episodes have NO direction and that seems to be quite alright with Ol Philbilly. Big Brother Brocephus is along for the ride, as always, adding his ever so interes...

Ya know here at Rukus Juice, we've kinda made random an art form. It's another episode and all that, sure, but maybe we should explain this one. This episode, our dear bar patrons, is not about a mother fucking thing. Philbilly kinda just lays the ground work for our resident motor mouth to, well, motor his mouth. Ya see, sometimes we wanna be prepared for the glorious clumps of awesome that we br...

Bar is fuckin OPEN! A few days late, but no less on the love OR quality, it's another really dirty jar of Rukus Juice. Well, what Sir Philbilly wants, Sir Philbilly gets! Less focus and more random in this one. Wesley was such a run, that we needed to be able to drunkenly jibber jabber about some good old fashioned random shit. As you can tell from the title....well, yeah. Take it how you want, bu...

If there is anyone else that was clamoring to hit a Wesley Snipes episode before us, good luck. Incense burns, food is chewed, and drinks flow as the boys sit to talk...well, Wesley. There is a really special way we do things here at Rukus Juice....well, no, not really. You just get the smooth ass crassness of Philbilly and Brocephus, on pretty much any topic that their random ass thoughts land th...

We took some time off, then came back with boy bands, and next week it's all about Wesley Snipes, but this week, it's the filler that gets you to next week. Wish we could label it as something way cooler, but at least it's still funny. Trust us. It's the same wonderful show, no direction whatsoever, but you KNOW how much fun THOSE episodes are. Pop culture gets a run...Wade...Justin, yeah. We do t...

Well, breaks over, and the bar's open. Hard R Cafe...ALL of it. Welcome back (whew), to another episode of Rukus Juice! Everyone is back, refreshed, and talking about BOY BANDS? What the fuck...anyeways, it's a topic as good as any, especially in OUR hands. It'll get a little nostalgic, it'll get a little bloody, and there is swearing. Alot. Like...you know what, you know the drill. You know what...

Swig! Enjoy!

Rukus Juice has two great hosts. One of them is ultra hot and had an amazing idea for another podcast. <-- Jabbo wrote that. Did I Sutter is a dream job for ol Brocephus. A walk through of Kurt Sutter's Sutterverse, starting with Sons Of Anarchy, and in true tag team fashion, ol Igo jumps in to help his co-host with the job. Just a small example of what to expect. Calling all Sons fans, Jabbo h...

It's a swig! Enjoy!

Swig. Enjoy!

Well, you know we have a horribly hard time at staying on task....well, this time, we fuckin NAIL it....kinda. Well, we kinda set fire to Hulkamania, so there's some shit to be said about that! It's come to our attention that Hogan has been stringing together a pretty impressive string of bold faced lies together over the years, and were here to go over a few of em....drinks included! Rukus Juice...

Sometimes you get all nostalgic...or maybe you are just celebrating one of the most random detours in podcasting. No matter, it's Philbilly and Brocephus doing what they do best...being Igo and Jabbo. Ya know, one of the strongest talents these two have, is making a fall off topic, sound good. Ok, well maybe they don't, but in true old school Jabbo and The Teeb fashion, we have a rambler of an epi...

Well, it's finally happened. Either the Juice was too strong or something, but this episode is a whole ass trainwreck. Lmao. Welcome to another crazy ass, half drunken up, episode of Rukus Juice. When you're show is named after moonshine, what the hell else do you expect? So...there WAS a theme, we swear. The sidetrack here was so great, it deserved episode status. Don't worry, we got you covered....