Rukus Juice

Rukus Juice....what have we become? What happens when we don't plan? What happens when there is no topic? One of us normally drinks and we record nonsensical art. This, my friends, is just that. Welcome back to the Hard R Cafe, where Rukus Juice is served up daily. Well, we finally did the "separate the art from the artist" ordeal...and THESE are the results. Lol. Oh boy, this one is tasty as hell...

Welcome To The Hard R Cafe, better known as home of Rukus Juice. Now, over the years, we've just about done it all. In the spirit of "doing it all", we decided to slide in another random, just like your mom. (kidding, kidding) Wanna know what happens when a amped up Brocephus over sips a tad and hits the record button? Well, even if you don't, you're gonna hear it anyway!  We find the guys having...

Hard R Cafe is open and slanging a lil Rukus Juice!  What happens when you record a three hours long wrestling faction episode?  You cut it into two parts. Enjoy the second have of the Wrasslin Faction Action Bracket!

 Welcome to The Hard R Cafe, where you're going to probably hear something that is either gonna make you drink or wish that you were. We need our mouths washed out, with alcohol.  It's another week of Philbilly's Flavor Camp and were making the most of it. How? BY TALKING WRASSLIN BABY! For some reason, our wrestling episodes are the best. Don't believe me? Well, this time, wre ist the GREATEST FA...

The Hard R Cafe is open and slangin a brand new Rukus Juice! It's the beautiful month of October and with Halloween right around the corner, it's time to get a bit festive. Candy? Naw. Costumes? Not yet? Scariest movies.....nope.  We have a Battle Royale with the best horror antagonists that you all know and love! Jason. Freddy. That little creepy girl from The Ring. Jack's crazy ass from The Shin...

There are so many things that should have gotten us cancelled, but we are happy to say, that this episode contains none of that type of stuff. Who are we kidding?! The Hard R Cafe is open and slanging drinks like none other. We have dubbed the next few weeks as Flavor Camp we've already explained why. Lol.  It's another extreme and random episode with all the ear marks that you have come to love a...

The Hard R Cafe is open, so you know it's time for the Rukus Juice to start flowing! Welcome back to another fantastic episode of the show that you can't listen to with your mom. We pride ourselves on cutting edge interviews, thought provoking questions, and discussions that rival the most intellectual back and forths....yeah, pride ourselves on NOT having any of that crap here. Lol.  This is Ruku...

It feels SO good to say this.....RUKUS JUICE IS BACK! Oh boy, is the Hard R Cafe WIDE open on this one. Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice and boy is it flowing! Brocephus has FINALLY taken Philbilly's advice and started a certain television show, so guess what we get to hear him yammer about?  Also, the guys haven't talked since the arrest of one Sean P. Diddy Combs, so you KNOW this is ab...

Sooner or later, someone on this show was bound to make a country song. In the true nature of the show, drinks were drank and it lead to a very, very warm.... Welcome to another new episode of Rukus Juice. Lol. It's Hatd R Cafe from the jump with this one, but what else do you expect?  This one is as deliciously random as it gets, with a pitstop to honor the late great James Earl Jones. Grab up so...

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means! Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, where we exclusively sling a bit of Rukus Juice. It ain't nothing new, just another random ass fun filled episode for you to ask for forgiveness for enjoying.  This is, like all, is a doozy. What happens when the guys give in and watch the Road House remake? Just hit play. This might be the greatest movie review of all time. 

Hello all, Rukus Juice is BACK....with another disclaimer. Lmao Wanna know what the guys have been up to? Unless you just have been absent, ol Brocephus has been struck with food poisoning and lives to tell the tale, and it ain't pretty. It's gross. REALLY GROSS. Enjoy! 

BAR'S OPEN AND WERE SERVING UP SOME RUKUS JUICE! It's a new episode back in track with our horrendous salute to all that is Lethal Weapon! Unless you went to school in an empty trailer, three comes after two, so it's time for a third trip around the Murtaugh and Riggs flavored sun.  In the way that only we can, we pay homage to this fantastic buddy cop genesis, that we love oh so much. Toss in a h...

Oh LORDY, what is going on now?!  The Pulpit Of Pain is all the way in service for this new episode of Rukus Juice! We like a little random tossed into our program, so what's the Hard R Cafe without a little, well, Rukus? We talk Kevin Bacon and PTSD, Morgan Freeman's body count and The Wire....oh there is so much more craziness in between. It's Rukus Juice, so you know what you're getting into......

We promised it, so it's here...OUR SECOND LETHAL WEAPIN EPISODE! Welcome to the Hard R Cafe where we stay serving up the Rukus Juice, with your fav hangers on.  Lethal Weapon 2. No, no some weird sex position, the actual movie. We dive EXTRA deep into our love of all Danny, Mel, and Joe...and go all the way off track. It's kinda what we do, even on our focused shows...but what the hell else do you...

Welcome STRAIGHT to the Hard R Cafe on this brsand spankin new episode of Rukus Juice! Well, it was bound to happen, the boys are back, and rubbing right up against the grain with THIS one, but what else would you expect? Philbilly and Brocephus get POLITICAL. There's been alot on the political landscapr lately, and trust me, these guys are just what you need to get you through all the craziness....

Holy shit....we are back. All the way, dare I say, are back.  Back like a vertebrae...nevermind, I'll stop. Lol. Ya know a dose of life or two had the ol Hard R Cafe closed and dusty...but fuck that. Day drinking is back. We toyed with the idea of a Lethal Weapon episode...and then another, and another, and you get the point. Now, I have NO idea if they are all gonna run in order cause I am the wo...

Hard R Cafe's been under a bit of construction lately...and drinking in the parking lot is so frowed on, so we had to wait til the place was open again, to start pouring some more Rukus Juice. Well guess what... BAR'S OPEN! A bit of a chin wag is exactly what this is. The guys are back together again, dusting over the weeks adventures, and settling back into the normal that helps them spew that oh...

Greetings and salutations, the Hard R Cafe is open for business again!  Fresh off the road with a mission and some stories to tell, the guys are back, drinks in hand. The mission. Is to finish the comedy showdown...all while staying on task. Philbilly The Dirty Deacon and Brocephus The Sticky Man are back! Same great show, same upstanding morals....kinda.  When we last left the guys, they were whi...

Sorry for the delay folks, but sometimes the Hard R closes a bit late... Welcome to another mug of Rukus Juice, the preferred swill of Philbilly and Brocephus! So, last episode, SOMEONE was in their feelings over comedy, comedians, and the such, so the next logical mood was a bracket fight, right? Who is the greatest comedian of all time, Cafe Style! ...that is if we can fill the damned brackets!...

It's Wednesday and no matter if it SEEMS late, the boys are always on time....or as on time as the Rukus Juice will allow! The guys are back and Wednesdays couldn't be better. Another off the cuff jewel that goes to some very dark and serious places....and somehow ends with songs about a particular opening. Come and grab a cold one and hear tales of Vice's Dark Side series with a quick stop off in...

Oh ..drunken random ass movie ideas? Ok...WELCOME TO THE HARD R CAFE where ee serve up some Rukus Juice. Random was the name of the game here, so let the bullshit begin! Wanna hear the guys catch up? Life has been zooming by pretty fast and the fellas just wanna take a load off and reconnect in only the way they can. Nothing says bonding like writing a movie (Coasties) or trying to figure out what...

Apparently we got a lil TOO drunken up and missed a date....NAW, due to a busy schedule and some other craziness, we missed the mark, and the show didn't go up... Allow us to apologize....BUT THE BAR IS OPEN! Hard R Cafe presents SUPER SATURDAY. Just a fancy "sorry" with the weeks content in tact.  The guys are back and it's baddies on the brain. For some reason, 80's nostalgia has crept up, and i...

The boys are all sauced up and the Hard R Cafe is OPEN FOR BUSINESS!  Welcome to another crazy ass episode of Rukus Juice. There is a special art form in having no form, and shooting from the hip. Apparently, we are trying to build a mini museum over here, cause it's time to art it up! This one is all over the place but oh the fun we have. So, if you have no idea who Drake is, we got you covered....

Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, where we are serving up some Rukus Juice! It's been awhile since we got bracket busy, so it was about that time. I mean....all the shit that we've tossed in brackets.....it's time we dusted off the hair metal albums.  In one of the most random turns, we hone in on all of the hair metal bands we can think of, and send them to war. What the holy hell did we talk about for...

Oh boy...Welcome To The Hard R Cafe. We're just gonna kick this one off nice and early. Billed as "the episode we didn't want to publish"...you just have to listen.  We've gone after Jesus...we've made fun out of Drake Bell...in this random episode, it goes off the rails. It was supposed to be a "what if" episode, but you see how it goes.  We're so so sorry Indy.... Anyways, ITS A NEW EPISODE OF R...