Rukus Juice

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You know, they can't ALL be winners. Lord knows we aren't, but we do believe in humility...or maybe being humiliated. Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice...and the sleepy lunatics run the asylum in this episode. While figuring out the combo of fatigue and work, Philbilly and The Bro decide to press on with an episode, with less than no direction. Lol. Normally a recipe for disaster, it seems...

Ya know, you never REALLY think you're gonna do a show about some of the sideways shit we talk about on Rukus Juice...then it happens. Then it happens again. Not one to be topped by Predator cock or the promise of jungle factory manufactured barbiturates, we create more stirring convo. If you wanna call a kinda study of Trapped In The Closet stirring. Depends on how you view it...if that's anythin...

Nope, we ain't getting cancelled. Not yet! Break out a tall glass and get yourself ready. It's yet another beautifully crafted, single malt episode of your fav podcast, Rukus Juice. We find the guys where we ALWAYS do, on the front end of some crazy ass convo that normally either rubs you the right way, or the REALLY rubs you the right way. Lol. This episode is prolly neither. They guys FINALLY do...

So, we haven't gotten the luxury of sitting and hanging to do a show. Not even talk too much really, cause we'll, life. Lol. Bars are meant to be sat in, drinks are made to be poured and consumed, so we KNEW the tome would come....and that we'd fuckin record it! Welcome to another Rukus Juice, served right out the Hard R Cafe, in all of its filthy glory. Ol Philbilly has been setting up his new di...

Ya know, bad sound aside, this is all a trip down memory lane for Brocephus. Hey all, yeah, it's FINALLY that tome again for a new ass Rukus Juice. This one, like all, is a doozy....but this shit's special. You first heard of him in the wee episodes of Jabbo and The Teeb. You've heard his name on Jabbology. You've heard the story RIGHT HERE, so why not bring along the man himself. The guy we so sw...

What have we gotten ourselves into now? We aim low with this one, but what else do you expect, it's Rukus Juice! The boy pine pver Philbilly leaving and the juice starts flowing. Wrestling? Covered. Philbilly fills in ol Brocephus on The Bloodlne story and all that is going on with wrestling...then shit hits the fan. We could lay it all out here...let you know EXACTLY where it's gonna go. No discl...

What happens when the boys are busy? You release swigs! What is a swig you ask? It's not EXACTLY a full episode, but it's not exactly a clip. There was drinking applied to the recording AND editing. It is the absolute very best of the Rukus Juice fodder. This swig in particular comes from the ATC episode. Trust me, there is more than enough to catch a buzz on. Enjoy the swig!

Well, we've teased it long enough, so we finally did it. Welcome to the dusty ass bar occasionally known as The Hard R Cafe, where the almighty Philbilly and Brocephus, bring you a little something called Rukus Juice. Before the whole Rukus Juice thing, there was another thing. That thing was the wild and wonderful world of air traffic control. As crazy as it seems, they both are guilty of holding...

Let's be clear, Brocephus fucks up too! Oh boy, did he this time! Coming in later than....well, this episode, ol brother Brocephus had to work na little magic this week, but if you wanted to make sure you got more of our crass, well, he succeeded. It's FINALLY time for more Rukus Juice. Fresh off the ever so interesting take over of Scene In Fifteen, the guys are still reeling from The Predator. N...

Oh boy, well this wasn't REALLY supposed to happen...but what the hell! What happens when a simple convo about the infamous "Predator Dick" skit once again dominates our show? WE MAKE IT DOMINATE ANOTHER SHOW! Yeah, we kinda dragged Scene In Fifteen down to the Hard R Cafe, and did a little review, Philybilly and Brocephus style. Nashon hosts the boys before the takeover ensues and it's something...

Bars open motherfuckers! After a long ass week, Rukus Juice is back! Grab your Mason jar, cup, mug, or just open wide. The boys are back. Well, they kinda never went anywhere. Ol Philbilly got the medicine and a "taint stick", while Big Brother Brocephus is all about Kung Fuing the ever loving shit out of 35 to 40 bad kiddos. Sounds crazy? Not if you've listened to this show before. There is sure...

Hola from the bottom of a fresh barrel of Rukus Juice! Oh, this one is a doozy! Politicians make Philbilly sick, so what does he do? REPLACE THEIR ASSES! With his love for war and brackets in tow, Ol Philbilly decides to take on the responsibility of building his own presidential cabinet! Since he loves conflict, it's a toe to toe Brocephus over who gets to run the free world! Maybe the lip plate...

If you smell the saw dust and hear banjos, well, oddly enough, you're in the right place. Welcome to another crazy ass episode of Rukus Juice. Oh boy, to take away from the seriousness and timeliness of last week's episode, the boys change gears a bit. Bitter beer makes for good times and brackets galore. Philbilly relives the glory that was the Sports Illustrated sneaker phone, while Brocephus sp...

Well, we made you wait MORE than long enough, so why fill you eyes with excuses, when we can fill your ears with the funny! The guys take a serious turn for a bit, this episode being recorded the day after the tragic school shooting in Nashville. It looms, but the guys discuss their frustration with the topic of gun control. Right as the dead horse is beaten, Brocephus pulls a bracket out of his s...

Ok, first off, there was drinking goin on, and you're gonna have to power through bad sound...maybe? Anywho, break out the finishers, pick a faction, and let's eat some turnbuckle, cause it's the wrasslin episode. We get a little warm and walk down memory lane, into the locker room, down the ramp, and into the ring! Philbilly is obsessed with brackets, so he talked Brocephus into making one, and t...

Well, here we are...after all the deep dives into the perfect Predator sequel, the bar is back open! Let the Ruckus Juice flow! Philbilly (Igo) and Brocephus (Jabbo) are back at it, ready to get themselves CANCELLED! The guys drop back in on Jesus, to see what mischief he is in the middle of, while looking for a one way road to hell. Also, we go to the ghettos of Wakanda....they don't exist! We ta...

Oh hell, has it been a minute since you grabbed a quick drink? Welcome to Ruckus Juice Shots! We record ALOT of stuff and it doesn't always make it to the airwaves, but what else are we gonna do with it? Oh...post it. Well, somewhere between the last three or four eipsodes, we made Brocephus a sci fi pornstar and Philbilly is the actor/director/producer that wants him to get his "alien aduction pr...

Well, sometimes day drinking ain't so bad...is it? Grab a cup of this week's Ruckus Juice! Ya know, we normally have a topic and do our research and sometimes we have a heaping bowl of fuck it, and just go in. This, is COMPLETELY the latter. Oh the magic we work when we just go in. Lol. This is gonna be a whole bowl of special, cause in true Ruckus Juice fashion, we bring the shit that leaves you...

Ruckus Juice reigns supreme! Philbilly and Brocephus. Igonutzz and Jabbo. Crocket and Tubbs. Riggs and Murtaugh. Whatever you call them, they are back. Moonshine's flowing and got us all nostalgic, so we have a whole conversation about the GLORIOUS thing formerly known as the Saturday Morning Cartoon! Pull out you memories for this shit...Transformers to Jem, Shirt Tales to Jabberjaws, Scooby-Doo...

Well, you asked for it, so we give you another shot of Ruckus Juice! This time the boys crack a sixer of Church Parking Lot, and talk 90s Rythem and Blues! As the craft brew flows, so does the love of all that is R&B. This is a special one, so if you know about some Jodeci, some Az Yet, H Town, Silk,or the almighty Boys II Men, or the LEGENDARY New Edition, this is the episode for you! Have a...

Well, it's that time. Crack open the jar of Ruckus Juice and let's get to it. While still not in its final form, we still wanted to drop content. Besides, did you REALLY need a theme song when we have a discussion about an alleged "Soundtrack Illuminati"? (Oh yeah, we also get Philbilly's AMAZING impromptu promo cutting abilities!) We learn why Kenny Loggins would head it all up and what it means...

Welcome to the ruckus! Ruckus Juice has a title! There is tons of other shit it, DOESN'T have, but hey, it's a start. Logos and theme songs aside, it only makes sense to start from the beginning, so here we are...on episode two. I warn you, just all the others, this AIN'T for the sensitive folk. Trust me...get a feel for it. It may fit..if not, more spit...or sip more of The Juice!

Well, what goes here? Welcome to a new show? Welcome to Philbilly and Brocephus? What the hell else do you call it? Who cares, just know it's not gonna be a one time thing. I mean, Igo shows up enough to bail me out, why not give the man his own space? Holy hell...we get all comfy and shit, sharing stories about, well, everything. From possum killing, to being stranded in Montgomery, Alabama; we t...